never get a tympanic tickle from an amateur

whats up youtube, mik here, at the grown age of 21 with a hot pink sci fi blog

[quarkslobes]

data wasnt bad at being a human he was just weird because he was a poet

[wulfhalls]

forever grateful i was simply too lazy to let the makeup industrial complex get its hooks in me. I was just like im not doing all of that. in fact. im doing none of that

[quarkslobes]

tshirt that says come and take it with the blue shell from mario kart

[ngalitzine]

THE X-FILES | 6.02

[quarkslobes]

hi guys i forgot this account existed

[two-wizards-in-a-trench-coat]

[gaytricorder]

because they’re gay‼️

[vesperian-dusk-deactivated20250]

Yes, this is real.

Context:

[quarkslobes]

“spirk is canon 2024” in 1966 jim kirk got a back massage from a yeoman, in front of the entire bridge, and he thought it was spock doing it. and when he REALIZED it wasnt spock, but was in fact a young beautiful woman, he MADE HER STOP. IN 1966

[donvalleyparkway]

if anyone hasn't seen it

[newscroll]

I'm watching the original Star Trek series and it cracks me up how there are these beautiful women every other episode and Captain Kirk is floored by the lady. And at some point she looks really hot and he has to look at Mr. Spock and Mr. Spock gives him this double eyebrow raise, like 'Affirmative Captain, that is a hot lady'

[eruscreaminginthedistance]

Could someone PLEASE edit Unification so that Kirk gets teleported to Five Guys finally

[talk-nerdy-to-me-thyla]

[galactic-dragoness]

[nerdicornthetrekkie]

[brawltogethernow]

The lack of song repeats even on the very specific nouns???? The caps for emphasis and long pause????? The shifting between speakers in this format? This is a masterwork.

[quarkslobes]

william shatner being the oldest human being to go to space makes canon spirk infinitely funnier. he, at 90 years old, looked out into the vastness that he described as a “deep, enveloping, all-encompassing death” against the warm earth, and then went “yeah actually i think they did kiss”

[worfsleftbuttcheek]

rb this with your favourite trek villain(s). mine are the borg.

[quarkslobes]

william shatner

[quarkslobes]

mr shatner im so sorry you are forgiven you are truly and completely forgiven

[quarkslobes]

“spirk is canon 2024” in 1966 jim kirk got a back massage from a yeoman, in front of the entire bridge, and he thought it was spock doing it. and when he REALIZED it wasnt spock, but was in fact a young beautiful woman, he MADE HER STOP. IN 1966

[harrykim]

The Wrath of Khan / The Search For Spock / Unification | ID in ALT