Origami Around
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Cosmic Funnies
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YOU ARE THE REASON
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Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
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@roobyloo
Everyone’s like “those Germans have a word for everything” but English has a word for tricking someone into watching the music video for Rick Astley’s Never Gonna Give You Up.
English has a lot more words created for very specific phenomena! It’s not just rick-rolling. Language is always evolving and it’s super interesting! Here’s a list of hyper-specific/untranslatable words in English.
My expectations weren’t met, they were exceeded.
i’m two years into university and nothing could have prepared me for being in a class and seeing this as if this is something i must be taught and that i, a person of almost two decades, might not know, in a biology course, that
i’ll be honest i’m not even sure half of these are vines but here we go
VINES ARE THERAPY
imcrying
Enchantress: I turn you into a hideous Beast. What are the names of your servants?
The Prince: Lumiere, Cogsworth, Mrs. Potts -
Enchantress:
I BURST OUT FUCKING LAUGHING OMG
scottish people twitter…
au where everything is the same except sirius black is played by jonathan van ness from queer eye
Harry: Wait, so Pettigrew actually betrayed my parents?
Sirius:
this is the best addition to my post I’m screaming
each time I tell you those three words I mean them more and more
I eat bugs
a mummy who broke out of his sarcophagus wrote this
reblog if ur a striminal
#YOU’VE BEEN HIT BY #YOU’VE BEEN STRUCK BY #A SMOOTH STRIMINAL
nice.
I am so embarrassed that only 31% of us have the good sense to lie when someone asks if we’ve committed a crime.
stylish yet illegal
me,swimming:wow this is amazing i love the ocean
me, when seaweed touches my foot: I imagine death so much it feels more like memory
what is the coolest rock you have?
probably one of these but i dont know what kind they are
what the fuck
how could you waste a egg
a what
this is triggering
The year is 2022. You’re driving home from work, wifey calls & asks you to get some diapers for the baby. You grab roses for her. Life’s good. She’s crying in the closet you forgot the diapers what’s she gonna do with roses idiot there’s shit everywhere this is why your parents never loved y
The year is 1351. You’re driving your ship home from work, wifey calls and sends you to the local store to get some rags as diapers for the baby. You grab a bouquet of flowers for her too. Life’s good. You both die from the plague
The year is 2020. You’re driving home in your tractor after voting for Trump, the man of your people. Your sister calls and asks you to get some diapers for the baby you bought from the Walmart parking lot last week. You steal roses for her on your way out. Life’s good
The year is 2068. You’re staring at the most beautiful stranger. She explains to you that she’s your wife. You have dimentia. You smile and take her hand as your grandchildren jump around the room. You’ve lived a good life. Suddenly you’re staring at the most beautiful stranger
Anyway I’m back on my bullshit
The year is 2019. Your fiancé just got you roses in your big house with 3 cars and 5 dogs. You did all this to tweet it with “We’re only 19, what are you doing with your life?” You got 5 retweets. He’s been buying roses instead of food for weeks. You can’t cook. You haven’t eaten in 3 days
The year is 2018. You’re scrolling through Tumblr and you see a post by none other than thebootydiaries. “Goals”, you think to yourself. Yes, this was it. What you’ve been waiting for. Your entire life has led up to this. Your fingers shake as you type your comment. “Goals.” You hit reblog as you’re trembling, the chair squeaking ever so slightly. “I can’t wait to forget diapers, and have dementia.” You sigh. “And buy a house, dogs, and cars. And…and…” goosebumps race through your entire body. “And get the plague.”
The pair of skaters executed the routine flawlessly.
I do not watch figure skating for reasons. This is absolutely beautiful. They are so well physically matched, they are like one being. Neither tries to outshine the other. Go watch it.
…holy crap. Talk about in sync with each other.
holy shot how even?!
@yesistudiedfirstyearphysics
