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#THIS NIALL IS THE GUIDANCE COUNSELOR AT YOUR KID SIBLING’S HIGH SCHOOL #HE’S WELL-MEANING AND OVERLY FRIENDLY BUT ALSO OBLIVIOUS TO THE MEDIUM TO GIANT-SIZED CRUSHES LITERALLY EVERY STUDENT HARBORS FOR HIM #EVERYONE KNOWS HE’S 25 BUT DO THEY //KNOW// HE’S 25? #BECAUSE HE’S VERY CONFUSING #HE’S 25 BUT HE GIVES OUT WERTHER’S ORIGINALS CANDIES AFTER EACH SESSION #HE’S 25 BUT HE LAUGHS LIKE A HAPPY 16 YEAR OLD: BIG AND BRIGHT AND CONTAGIOUS #HE’S 25 BUT HE PLAYS GOLF AND CRACKS AWKWARD JOKES LIKE A 45 YEAR OLD #NOT TO MENTION HE DRESSES LIKE A 75 YEAR OLD #HERE HE IS AT THE BIG BEGINNING OF YEAR PTA MEETING #HE GIVES A VERY EARNEST SPEECH ABOUT SELF ESTEEM #WHICH IS — INCREDIBLY CONFUSINGLY — #PEPPERED WITH JOKES THAT WOULD SEEM LIKE CUTTING INSULTS COMING OUT OF LITERALLY ANYONE ELSE’S MOUTH #HE’S A HUGE HIT AND ALL THE MOMS GIVE THEIR KIDS LOAVES OF BANANA BREAD TO BRING TO SCHOOL FOR “THAT NICE YOUNG IRISHMAN” #ANYWAY #follow for more niall horan imagines ™ via @clarz
