Because Yondu and Merle Dixon deserved better...

{{Blog dedicated to my fondness for Michael Rooker and his iconic roles. Mostly Yondu and Merle-centric but will encompass all characters portrayed by this amazing actor...}}

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Merle: Yo, Friendly!

Rick: *sensing a trap or trouble or some sort of mischief* Merle?

Merle: Wanted ta know if yer got yer proper vitamins today.

Rick: *slowly still trying to figure out what he's up to because it's Merle-goddamn-Dixon and a plague* My...vitamins?

Merle: Yeah, yer know: A, B, C, DD, K, all of those. Ring a bell?

Rick: You do know it's the end of the... Wait, DD? What is that?

Merle: *without hesitation* That is yer daily dose of Dixon Dick.

Rick: I'm seriously considering breaking up with you. Just so you know.

Merle: Sounds like a 'no' well, we can always change that now can't we?

Rick: ...

Merle: ...

Rick: You're unbelievable.

Merle: Horny, darlin'. Th' word yer lookin' fer is horny.

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also yondu and little peter sketch because i miss them.

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A small b-day gift for the fantastic @heythereofficerfriendly​ because they are the best thing since sliced bread and I will fight anyone who disagrees. 

Based on some awesome RP’s this is a small moodboard of one sheriff and his feral mountain man.

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rick, simon and merle…bunny boys…

maybe i should be arrested for this. no regrets

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{{Everything about this makes me absolutely delighted which might say a lot but I love these boys and they look fabulous like this. Anyone who disagrees clearly cannot handle the sass and sexiness! 

Another fantastic piece and yes, no regrets!!}}

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happy birthday mr rooker <3

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{{There are no words for how happy I am that this man exists and all the fantastic characters that he’s given us. Michael Rooker, you are an exceptional human and I am so glad you are here and all the best for you and yours...

So have the best Birthday, ever!!}}

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Short Writing Commissions...

So, I’m a bit strapped for cash so I figured that I would open some commissions. For 3 usd or a ko-fi, I will write you a 1500 word drabble. Pairings are open (except for adult/minor relationships). Fandoms I am familiar with are varied so don’t be afraid to send me a message and see! 

So if there is a pairing that you want to read about please let me know what you are looking for. Please DM with your ideas so I can make a more definite decision as to whether I feel like I can do your request justice.

Payment is wanted upfront and content will be posted at your allowance or sent via an email you will need to provide me.

Should take no more than a day or two but contact will be continual with updates and a preview to be sure it’s going in the direction you are wanting.

Payment via:

Kofi

or paypal on request

Samples of my writing are here, here, and here. 

Looking forward to writing for you guys!

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

{{Haven’t written something I’ve liked in awhile so a self-indulgent rarepair for Valentine’s is what I managed...

...Look I can’t help that I ship one Gingersnap and his usually evil!Stringbean...I just love them, okay?}}

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Small V-day Gift...

For the supremely talented and absolute gift to the world @heythereofficerfriendly​ is this: 

May we sail this ship until after the world ends and beyond! Thank you for being here and all you contribute!!!