#420BLAISEIT

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[rookmate]

Someone replaced my son with a fleshy mound of snot and constipation. 

[fornaxvoid]

[rookmate]

((as a person thats struggled with addiction playing someone struggling with addiction: wtf))

[rookmate]

Dicks out.

[rookmate]

Rapidfire updates while Bear’s hands are full:

He’s gettin chatty. If you talk to him he’ll make noises back.

He talks to me more than Bear.

Tummy time’s pulling through and he can hold his head with help for a few min.

I caught him holding himself up with his arms a couple times. 

He’s close to sleeping all night. 

His hands aren’t fists all the time. 

Queen’s still his favorite.

[rookmate]

@straightcode Young man’s ahead of his time.

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@passingleap​ @straightcode​

It’s almost like it was yesterday when he slapped himself in the face. He’s chewin on his hands now.

[rookmate]

By the way. Yaelis is two months today.

[rookmate]

It’s not often that I sign in but when I do, it’s to tell some of y’all to go the fuck outside.

[rookmate]

For the record: Yaelis looks like Bear’s mother. 

[rookmate]

is it weird looking at ur baby and him not looking like u

No but it is fuckin weird logging on for the first time in a while to find this.

[rookmate]

@baroquebloom It set itself up.

[rookmate]

The couch is the only thing in this house that pulls out.

[moviereel-deactivated20220119]

I’m a simple man, really. I go to Sarai and Rook’s place. I unpack the diaper bag and attempt to repack it successfully.

[baroquebloom]

#I fail.

i put it back together in record time.

[moviereel-deactivated20220119]

I unpack it again out of sheer stubborness because I must figure this fucked up puzzle out.

[rookmate]

We never get to dinner.

[factsmyguy-deactivated20180214]

what it mean when everything she do make u smile

[extradimensionaldream]

you got caught up in some shit bro you in love :^/

[factsmyguy-deactivated20180214]

:/

[baroquebloom]

//I’m fucking weeping. @rookmate

[rookmate]

INB4 someone says I’m speakin over her.