Like A Stone

((ic rp blog for Toad))

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thegooddirt replied to your post: thegooddirt replied to your post: ...

no one can hear you scream

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gasp!!! how dare you suggest i would flirt with your ridiculously hot uncle!

Oh my god Twigs... 

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thegooddirt replied to your post: thegooddirt replied to your post: ...

oh frogboy, what ever could you mean?

Man. Frogboy sounds like a really shitty sidekicks name... And you know what I mean. I dont want to listen to you and Jack flirting.

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thegooddirt replied to your post: thegooddirt replied to your post: ...

aw how come??

You know exactly why.

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thegooddirt replied to your post: My back has been killing me and Jack says its...

let me walk on it and see if that helps

Youre only allowed to come over and walk on it while Jack isnt home.

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esaalmaperdida replied to your post: esaalmaperdida replied to your post: ...

It’s because you spoil them!!! You have to draw boundaries.

But how can I ever tell them no when they want something? I just cant say no to their dumb little cat faces.

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esaalmaperdida replied to your post: esaalmaperdida replied to your post: ...

It’s definitely Gizmo and Pogo.

Theyre so mean to me, their loving cat dad...

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esaalmaperdida replied to your post: My back has been killing me and Jack says its...

Have you done something to strain it, or is it just acting up?

I guess it could be from bending down a lot at work. Or maybe from the position I sit in my beanbag chair to use my laptop.

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My back has been killing me and Jack says its because I dont do enough exercises to strengthen it. I cant exercise if my back is always hurting, Jack, use a little sense.

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esaalmaperdida replied to your post: esaalmaperdida replied to your post : ...

I am sure she is in no need of assistance! Never fear. She merely suffers the curse of a sharp tongue and a dull wit.

It is not just her tongue that I recall to be sharp. I won’t involve myself in your quarrel.

locustaaa replied to your post: Isn’t everything so wonderful this evening? My...

r u having a bad trip

Of course not. I don’t participate in that sort of behavior, and it’s not that sort of party. And even if I tried, my princess would have my head brought to her on a silver platter.

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Isn’t everything so wonderful this evening? My...

A truly magical night!

I’m so happy that Damien is here to commemorate the night with so many pictures, under dressed as he may be.

ap3nnyforyourthoughts replied to your post: Isn’t everything so wonderful this evening? My...

Am I fucking dying -Penny

Oh dear. Are you in need of help?

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Isn’t everything so wonderful this evening? My princess and I are having a wonderful time at Lady Artemis’s party. The guests are such a colorful bunch.

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Halloween update, I am in costume a little early and the dorkiness is real. Also Jack is dressed as a wrestler and I cant wait to leave.

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bilby/jack 👀🔍📝

-They meet when Jack gets badly hurt and Bilby finds him and heals him. Jack’s way of thanking Bilby for this is the “Heaven’s missing an angel” pick up line.

-Jack has no complaints about being the younger person in a relationship for once and enjoys that Bilby’s big and burly. He’ll still crack jokes about getting rugburn though.

-”Hey there, Bilby, is that a gun in your pocket or are you happy to see m- Oh shit, you actually carry a gun on you.” Jack considers this another attractive thing about Bilby. Bilby just sighs.

-Bilby is still fairly serious around him but can appreciate that Jack always keeps things light. It’s about time he had someone around who isn’t always either in need of help or telling him about some dire goings on. Jack just wants to play darts with him and try to get him to dance.

-Jack freaks Bilby out by showing up with a fake tattoo of his name across his entire chest. Jack is terribly amused at his reaction while Bilby tells him he’ll not only dump him but dump him in the ocean if he ever actually gets something like that done.

-Between them they own about %35 of the tacky Hawaiian shirts in El Asilo.

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thegooddirt replied to your post: lightningsprinter replied to your post: ...

i actually agree with you here

Thank you. See, Dispatch?

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lightningsprinter replied to your post: lightningsprinter replied to your post: ...

Because I’m too much of a hassle? I have so much work! And a child! That drives people away, plus, it was meant to be a rhetorical question

Youre rich, stupidly hot, and have milf appeal. Your only obstacle is intimidation from how much you have going for you. Maybe you’ll marry a rich, stupidly hot dilf.

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lightningsprinter replied to your post: lightningsprinter replied to your post: ...

I…no. You were meant to say no, Tobi :/

Why would I ever say that?

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lightningsprinter replied to your post: lightningsprinter replied to your post: ...

I have a one year old child, run my own company, double as a superhero and I’m single. Would YOU date me?

Duh. But Im already in a relationship. Too late for that, Boss.