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[memorycare]

they just prescribed me gunshot to the head at the urgent care

[sapphicseance]

i wholeheartedly believe i deserve fairy wings

[wizardpotions]

Fuck you *ungarlics your bread*

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

ever since i downloaded my first word document i have been obsessed with files

[greelin]

yes i am full of love but also? insurmountable rage

[recentgooglesearches]

how to fucking clean wine off the fucking ceiling

[awkward-gallagher]

My future child

Child: f...f...f...

Me: Father?

Child: Fuck the Bruins

[lunaeregia]

who am i without rice.

[iricressent]

hell hath no fury like a tummy hurted

[beyoncebeytwice]

shut the hell your mouth

[delirious--mistakes]

[turing-tested]

i really am, from the bottom of my heart, an actual fucking idiot

[badmode-deactivated20230124]

ok next year i have got to get normal

[postnuclearophelia]

i love saying etc. like figure it out yourself

[nitrosplicer]

why did a tenured professor reply all to a department wide thread with a single sentence and then end with “sent from my galaxy dishwasher”

[romcommunist]

i overthink….therefore….i overam….

[wrender]

Heavy is the chest that wears the tits or whatever