Hey Jumblr I want to let you in on a secret that has made some of my worst days bearable
Have some freakish Ashkenazi maladyā¦
Blame the Romans- you wouldnāt be a lactose intolerant with terrible sinuses if it werenāt for genetic bottlenecking caused by Roman slavery
Canāt eat fava beansā¦
Thatās probably the Babylonians fault but YOU KNOW WHAT if the Romans hadnāt destroyed the temples then maybe your ancestors would have returned home and not developed a genetic mutation that causes deadly intolerance to a bean
Your boyfriend turned out to be an antisemitic weirdo and took all your friends in the break up by telling them you were an evil Zionistā¦
Those people were never your friends AND blame the Romans for renaming the land Syria Palestinina and confusing defiantly very anti colonial college students the world over
You feel like you have no sense of unique culture or identity and your antisemitic brain worms are tell you that you are a leech that produces nothing for society but CO2ā¦
Blame the Romans for intentionally killing and robbing your ancestors of their indigenous land and disrupting cultural transmission
That hot Israeli girl wonāt text you back because you donāt know enough about winter barley cultivationā¦
If it werenāt for the ROMANS you would be disappointed that a HOT JUDEAN GIRL wasnāt texted you back and you might know more about barley if Jewish society had remained agrarian in nature