I am the lizard queen

D I S T R I C T T W E L V E [ identify ] SHERLOCK'S SCARF { wear } BOW TIES ARE COOL [ wear ] JIGGLYPUFF { Team StarKid } GRYFFINDOR { wear } THE AVENGERS { Earth's Mightiest Heroes }

[twistywisty-curvyswervy]

Good, they didn’t kiss.

Matt Smith, probably. (via twistywisty-curvyswervy)

[victoria-dankenstein]

[jaimelannistre-archived]

[victoria-dankenstein]

[esto-no-es-lo-que-parece]

Oh, before you come in, you'd better prepare yourself for a shock.

[mysteryho1238138798223789-deact]

i love this hot topic advertising so much

[fridadali]

I thought this was an ad for a new Sims game

[jedi-anakin]

hs yearbook meme ▷ thebadwolf asked: doctor who + 2 “Husband, shut up.”

[huffpost]

[i-am-america-deactivated2016121]

*slow clap it the fuck out*  

[ruinedchildhood]

[etherealfinnick]

#how this scene really went

[limsjaebeom]

No one else is going to deal with the fact that Cap just said “language”?

[trynsave]

[alannamode]

One of my favourite things about Age of Ultron is that the Avengers are presented with 2 new super-powered rivals and the only member to really land a solid hit to either of them in the entire film is the very non-super-powered Hawkeye.

Not only that, but in both cases he pretty much just does it out of sheer spite towards them

“OH MIND CONTROL HUH? BET YOU THINK YOU’RE REAL SPECIAL. NICE TRY KID I’VE PLAYED THIS LEVEL BEFORE” *electrocutes Wanda IN THE FACE*

*shoots the glass under Pietro’s feet* “WHAT YOU DIDN’T SEE THAT COMING? HAHAHAHA WHO’S LAUGHING NOW SMARTASS-WITH-A-CATCHPHRASE? THAT’S FOR GETTING ME SHOT”

[anunexpectedhotdwarf]

[luckydreaming]

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

[drxgonfvcker-deactivated2019061]

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

Right..?

The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

[running-with-toast]

I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[onceuponakhaleesi]

Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…

[jamesbleach]

wait, does that mean?

oh boy…….

[bigduckenergy]

You guys are fucking silly

and I’m gonna prove it!

Because honestly, only an idiot would believe that you can simply-

I must say Reginald, the oil sales have been most disappointing in the last fortnight, it’s positively appal-

[g0h0st]

IT GOT BETTER.

[winter-is-coming-valar-morghulis]

My poor sweet girl is in for a wild ride

[fandoms-are-my-one-true-love]

[animemexicali]

[soft-shell-cancer]

THIS IS REALLY CUTE.

[robably]

walking to the toilet after he nuts inside you

[amishsicario]

This website needs to be completely destroyed. The servers need to be razed to the ground and everyone who has had any involvement with it needs to be euthanized. Even delete every sign of it from the Wayback Machine. There should be nothing left. Nothing.