[uzixcx-deactivated20230928]

[elucubrare]

The chronicle of the monk Herbert of Reichenau for the year 1021 ends “My brother Werner was born on November 1.“ 

1021 was not an uneventful year. The emperor began a campaign into Italy. Illustrious abbots died. There was an earthquake. But Herbert took the time to note, at the end of the year, that his brother was born. 

Of such acts of tenderness is history made. 

[lloerwyn-deactivated20201104]

This post broke through the shell of crustiness on my medievalist heart and made me go ‘aww’.

[marzipanandminutiae]

There was a medieval parenting manual that recommended parents smack pieces of furniture their toddlers bumped into and scold the furniture for being so naughty as to get in the way, so that the kids would laugh and forget about their bumps and bruises 

I read that and my heart melted

(source: Medieval Women by Deirdre Jackson. She cited the primary source but I cannot for the life of me find the book to check what it was called)

[shredsandpatches]

We should hold a thousandth birthday party for Werner in a couple of years.

[drugs4sale]

[rosaetum]

When I take out my contacts at the end of the day

[funnytwittertweets]

[lovebug2008]

that post that was like “there are iconic vines but not tiktoks” really was just decimated by da vinky

[romcommunist]

no alcohol in this flask girl this is miso soup

[indestinatus]

Mamma Mia! (2008) dir. Phyllida Lloyd

[eelizabit]

So awesome of Tchaikovsky to write ballets based off of a couple Barbie movies. Cool guy!

[whitepeopletwitter]

[everyfreakingusernameitryistaken]

Tony Hawk’s Twitter is a gold mine honestly

[everyfreakingusernameitryistaken]

[goat-heirop]

its the perry platapus effect, as long as tony dosent have his skateboard on him nobody recognizes him

[rightearring]

do you guys remember hollyweed? i miss that

[ava-deb]

Well, there’s a lot of things you don’t know about me, Victor. I sponsor a manatee named Jessica, I’m a meme in Japan, I make my own shampoos. ANTHONY TURPEL AS FELIX WESTON IN SEASON ONE OF LOVE, VICTOR (2020- )

[dirhwangdaseul-archived]

[jacksondiesattheend]

[damion5666]

YES ✊🏿

[yesterdaysprint]

The Evening Star, Washington DC, October 16, 1918

[deathmatches-deactivated2019102]

windows home screen throwing out a rather intense scenario today

[relatablepicturesofpatrickgill]

The only good streamer on Twitch

[slightmayhem]

“Charles, entertain chat for me, let me get you the mike.”

(swings boom mike over to cat on the bed while leaving)

Charles: “mraaa, mrrr, hmrr!”

[tinderpodcast]

To all the girls who “Love adventures”

[optimalmongoose3]

A trip to 7-11 at 12:am is most definitely an adventure

[mia-beak]

If y’all don’t know how to treat mundane life experiences with awe and wonder at the world then maybe it’s *you* that’s probably boring that’s all I’m sayin

[slyrivers]

I love this so much, I’m gonna start saying “nuts” we need to bring it back

[libralthinking]

I love b&w proper ladies breaking character with “sonofabitch”