alfontzo

murder me gently

[wizardpotions]

diversity win! im bisexual and im going to kill you!

[solitairians]

[wizard-butts]

The only emotional spectrum I can relate to

[regularlesbian]

rotate it 90° counter-clockwise and you have a political compass

[dabblingindissent]

here you go.

[chrisprattawesomesource]

[nepofledgling]

it’s always “poor little meow meow” or “evil bastard” or “I could make him worse” what about men who are normal 🙄what about men who pay taxes and are well adjusted individuals and not at all insane

[nepofledgling]

don’t know if I can defend myself against this one

[sarcasm-and-references]

lmao who’s gonna tell him

[sarcasm-and-references]

@doodles-on-nic​ @dearest-sparksandstars​

[sonofapunk]

[daz4i]

gonna be honest for a sec. some people on this site really have to stop holding fictional characters to irl people standards

[bruno-wright]

Fan art of Kristen Applebees from fantasy high.

[parasitoidism]

I will never again know the succulent flavor of a seatbelt

[parasitoidism]

Did anyone else do this

[parasitoidism]

Rave reviews

[genderwizard]

wizard hat cowboy brim

[wizardsisananimal]

[sweatrer-deactivated20131020]

ur insecure  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 

i kno what for  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 

ur a bitch  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 

[whitegirlsaintshit]

a guide to the white girl's "sexy" dance

sway hips in a figure 8 motion

do this while bending the knees into a squat position

come back up

raise arms above head

look at armpit seductively

put hands in hair

don’t pay attention to the beat

at all

this is your dancefloor

you rule the school, Megan

swing those hips, you sexy bitch

[computasputin]

[bennyblnco-deactivated20170726]

LMAGBJTZXVYDSZVUCB

[ohtze]

hELP

[wardengrey-deactivated20200904]

@playedstation

[looseduke]

i can’t find the post but here’s a quote I want to contribute to “murph quotes that should be circulated as much as naddpod what an honor what an injustice”

“What if- okay. I’ve got a hypothetical for you. What if you had to go to the beach, and what if you would be paid one hundred thousand dollars that you would split, that you would split, with the person you would do this to. But they don’t know. So ultimately they would get (fifty thousand dollars). They don’t know they would be getting it. You have to go the beach, you have to grab somebody’s kindle, fling it into the ocean, set up a blanket on the beach near them, and read a chapter of a book from your own kindle before you could explain what was going on. It would be- yeah I truly I don’t know the answer. I mean it’s truly- it’s so fucking much money and the other person would be... I think I would do it. I think I would do it.”

[vethbrenatto]

kristen, faced with multiple gods: i don’t choose any of you! *punches helio in the face and leaves*

brennan: you don’t have a god anymore. you have no spells.

ally:

[dickdjames]

If Toby Fox had never made that one fateful videogame we would all be living life sans undertale

[vaguenostalgiainvading]

this is so bad but i only think abt tracker when I see these memes so here