Totally Normal Girlblog

[seracadash]

(goverment voice) we need to protect the children from pornography so our plan is to remove their eyes so they would never see something so traumatic. if you are against removing children's eyes you are basically a pedophile

[onthegreatsea]

world exclusive: next zelda game to have hardcore porn. miyamoto quoted as saying "i love them milfs"

[ashes2caches]

giving a trans girl so many kisses that she had to hide her face to avoid showing how much she’s blushing.

[lesbianmarrow]

free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business

[tunnaa-unnaa]

taking notes

[crescentalice]

girl with ptsd voice: hey, so something really bad is gonna happen, right? you guys are picking up on that too, yeah? The other shoe is about to drop, I just know it.

[pokemon-cards-hourly]

[mystery-incorporated-whore]

they invented a new drug with a high like no other its called a girl you are head over heels for is head over heels for you in return

maybe life is going to be okay after all

[mystery-incorporated-whore]

just gonna get ahead of this one because its gaining too many notes too fast

[echolaliaplayer]

*takes a drag of a candy cigarette* I never thought I would make it to this many

[contemptible-scoundrel]

if we don't even do anything, they won't have any evidence to lead back to us...! it's the perfect crime...!

[normaloperafan]

She's so real

[swanlakereturns]

[porcelain-dollbones]

snakes really make you appreciate how gross mammals really are. squamates are very dry and clean

[porcelain-dollbones]

a bird is a kind of reptile that has learned to be yucky.

[torchichate]

I think the argument of “audiobooks are okay actually because it means more people are reading books even though they’re still reading them in a lesser manner” is still not the woke take you think it is. What is morally superior about the Sense of Sight. Is it impossible to understands themes and motifs through the wicked ear

[sylvanitchi]

looks at you like this

[radicalgator]

I had a vision

[jibunbosh]

You need to feed your long-distance cat. You need to buy her delivery no matter how expensive the fees are. You need to give her treats. You need to pick up when she calls you at 3 am in the middle of the night when she's lonely and wants attention. You need to buy her a large fry and 20 piece nugs

[jibunbosh]

My paypal is open

[jibunbosh]

Matcha parfait

[tamamita]

you are a sexual pervert

[doctor-nu]