Musings of a Reality Engineer

it's razor time

[lieutkenny]

I’m rewatching Detective Conan again and low-key wish Kaitou Kid was also a victim of APTX 4869

[catchymemes]

[musingsofaraven]

Unless you speak whatever the language in this is (maybe Russian? It sounds at least related to Russian), you won’t understand exactly what they’re saying

You will however, understand exactly what they’re saying from the context of the video

And you will get to hear this person’s wonderful laughter

Sound definitely needs to be on

[i-llbedammned]

Sounds like German to me, but this is hilariously bad planning.

[hyperactivehedgehog]

It’s definitly not german, but god i need to know who planned this bathroom

[erebus0dora]

it is 100% Russian, and i am wheezing in the same language now

[lowestechelonabomination]

going to attempt a rough translation because this is so funny to me

it’s not going to be very literal because trying to translate every mumbled phrase and conversational word will be Very Annoying

“So here’s your–here’s our hotel room. The door to the bathroom is clear, so you enter the bathroom, and everything’s normal, you look at yourself, and everyone who’s in the hallway can see you. And over here’s the shower, it’s relatively private. You enter the shower, and like wash yourself– *breaks down laughing* Well okay okay, you decide to wash your hands, or sit down on the toilet and– *another fit of laughter* Fine, fine, it’s actually all okay because you grab this and you…uh, and you’re like ‘I want some privacy’”, and you close–you close the curtain, and then you close this curtain– *laughs* And you close that curtain too, and now you want to sit on the toilet and you’re like ‘Okay everything’s closed, you can’t see in", and so you sit down on the toilet– *intense laughter*“

[mamameo]

@oayr21s beautiful redesign from twitter 🌸✨

Reposted with premission!

[lopmon1234]

[errantsquam]

wezengammamon!!!

[smallpwbbles]

Just some ghost game doots, I fully believe Gulus is just preparing for Hiro to go ape shit with him at some point cuz of how him and Gammamon have bonded now Gulus can’t help but care about Hiro too

[lopmon1234]

By @Yuri_Arisato from Twitter

[graymatterggfancomic]

Mod desk and I wish you all a happy new years!

[robo-nonagon]

fact or fiction?

[simplyreiartblog]

trying a new style and drew a quick jellymon, since I like her look.

[smallpwbbles]

I hope jellymon continues to be the worst influence on everyone

[yudol-skorbi]

just a little guy on his way to get his 3 am sip of water

[deepseapotato]

I’m so proud of him.

[scribbleymewzaque]

👏LET👏HER👏KILL👏

[thebaratie]

some sanji busts!

[avenoirn]

born to serve

[ahou-dori]

father and son