me: what do they bring to each other's lives? what do they admire about one another? what draws them to each other?
story: love :) :)
me: ok... so what is that going to look like now?
story: like love :) :) :)
me: are their personalities going to clash at all? are they going to have arguments? learn to compromise for each other? will they need to adapt to sharing their life with another person? is it going to be smooth perfect harmony from day one? are they going to be always together? see each other sometimes as their occupations allow? how does this relationship affect their lifes.
i’m not someone who posts writing advice so i know this is random, but i used to struggle with writing smut and created this list to make it easier. i feel like this might help some people, so i’m posting it on here :)
→ will keep updating this whenever i find more
18+ MINORS DNI
words and phrases for…
…vaginas:
general
- pussy
- folds
- core
- heat
- cunt
- slit
- entrance
descriptions
- tight
- swollen (clit)
- dripping/soaking/drenched
- puffy
- leaking
- fluttering walls
- clenching around
- sensitive
- wet and needy
- slick with arousal
- quivering
fingering
- thumb their clit
- tease their entrance
- curl fingers inside
- scissors fingers apart
- pump fingers in and out
- rub tight circles over their clit
- over their folds
- drag fingertips along their slit
- press knuckles deep
- hook fingers inside
oral
- suck their clit into your mouth
- lap at their folds
- flick tongue over their clit
- trace their entrance with your tongue
- drink them down
- groan into their heat
- drag tongue from entrance to clit
- wrap lips around their sensitive bud
- sloppy, open-mouthed kisses against their cunt
- hold their hips down as they grind into your mouth
vibrator
- press the vibrator against their clit
- drag the buzzing toy over their entrance
- hold the toy against them until they beg
- push it deep and leave it there
- edge them with slow pulses
- set it to the highest setting and watch them come undone
…penises:
descriptions
- precum-oozing tip
- aching cock
- throb hotly
- cum shoots out in spurts
- heavy and twitching
- swollen with need
- slick with precum
- pulsing against their palm
- veiny and thick
- pressing against the fabric
- tip throbbing
oral
- hollow cheeks around them
- tongue swirling over the tip
- bobbing head up and down their shaft
- gagging around their length
- lips wrapped tightly around
- suckling at the head
- drool dripping down their cock
- holding the base as they thrust into your mouth
- slurping around them
- moaning against their length
hand
- pump with hand
- (pump) to full mast
- thumb swiping over the tip
- stroke from base to tip
- squeeze and twist on the upstroke
- grip tightening with each jerk
- slow, teasing strokes
- thumb pressing against the slit
- letting precum coat their fingers
- rubbing against their own stomach
…(afab) bodies:
nipples
- dusty rose
- perky
- pinch
- roll (tongue over)
- suck/suckle
- lick stripe over
- flick
- rub
- tug
- graze teeth over
- tease with fingertips
- harden under their tongue
- pebbling under their touch
hips
- bucking against them
- grinding down
- fingers digging into flesh
- guiding their movements
- pinned in place
- rolling in slow circles
- jerk forward in need
thighs
- clench around their waist
- soft against their hands
- shaking from pleasure
- held open by firm hands
- straddling them with ease
- squeezing around their hips
stomachs
- tensing with every thrust
- shudder under their touch
- arch from pleasure
- slick with sweat
- soft and warm beneath their palm
butts
- gripping tight in both hands
- spanking just enough to hear them gasp
- holding them still while they take every inch
- grinding down against them
- fingers slipping between their cheeks
…sex (p in v/strap in v):
missionary
- hips rolling against theirs
- thrust back into someone
- pull out and thrust back in
- fuck (cock/strap) into someone
- body slamming against the others
- pound into
- hook legs around their waist
- hold their wrists down
from the back
- hands gripping their hips tight
- arching deeper for them
- hair wrapped around their fingers
- slapping against their skin
- hitting deeper from this angle
- bending them further down
- hands pinning them in place
- breath hot against their shoulder
from underneath/on top of them
- thrust up into
- bounce up and down
- rocking hips in slow waves
- grinding down to feel every inch
- holding onto their shoulders for leverage
- hands gripping their waist, guiding the rhythm
general
- push/pull hips
- walls tighten around
- guide oneself into place
- hips jerk (giver)
- pull away so only the head/tip is inside
- push oneself deeper
- rock ones hips
- ease it into someone inch by inch
- piston something into
- shallow thrusts before slamming in deep
- slow, teasing strokes before going rough
- fingers gripping at skin for stability
…orgasms:
- feel it build up
- come undone (around someone)
- fuck then through their orgasm
- shake apart in their arms
- ride out their high
- eyes rolling back as pleasure crashes over them
- pulsing around them, milking every drop
general words & phrases:
- bounce
- writhe
- squirm
- moan
- cry/whimper/whine
- rut
- twitch
- chest heaving
- ride
- depths
- nestled into
- never break pace
- back arching into their mouth
- clutching at the sheets
- gripping onto their shoulders
- hands fisting in their hair
- leaving marks behind
- gasping out their name
- skin slick with sweat
- desperate for more
- dragging nails down their back
- whispers of “please” in between moans
- legs trembling afterward
…positions:
classic positions
- missionary → deep eye contact, body pressed flush together, legs wrapped around their waist
- doggy style → hands gripping their hips, arching deeper, hair pulled back, skin slapping against skin
- cowgirl/reverse cowgirl → riding on top, hands braced on their chest/stomach, rolling hips, bouncing up and down
- spooning → pressed up against their back, slow deep thrusts, hand slipping between their legs
- side-lying → one leg hooked over their hip, lazy grinding, deep and slow strokes
- against the wall → legs wrapped around their waist, pinned in place, struggling to keep balance
- lap riding → straddling them, arms draped over their shoulders, rocking in their lap
intense positions
- bent over the table/desk → hands flat against the surface, back arched, helpless against their thrusts
- standing from behind → held up by strong arms, struggling to keep balance, deep and rough strokes
- pinned against a surface → back pressed against the wall, legs spread, trapped in place
- on their knees → forced to take it, submissive position, gripping onto their thighs for stability
- over the edge of the bed → hips dangling off, head thrown back, deep and unrelenting thrusts
- folded in half → legs pinned to their chest, completely open, deeper penetration
- one leg hooked over shoulder → allows for deeper angle, rough and desperate movements
soft & intimate positions
- face to face, foreheads touching → whispering against their lips, slow and sensual movements
- straddling while kissing → soft rolls of the hips, holding each other close, hands tangled in hair
- entangled limbs → wrapping around each other, slow grinding, deep eye contact
- lazy morning sex → half-asleep, sleepy rocking, breath moans
- holding hands while thrusting → vulnerable, fingers laced together, slow and passionate
risky/public positions
- backseat of a car → cramped, fogged-up windows, hands gripping at leather seats
- bathroom stall → quiet gasps, trying not to get caught, one hand bracing against the wall
- library/study room → pushed up against the bookshelves, biting their lip to stay silent
- pool/hot tub → water adding to the sensation, gripping the edge for support
- party hookup → corner of a dark room, drunken whispers, hands sneaking under clothes
…wlw positions
classic and intimate positions
- scissoring (tribbing) → legs intertwined, grinding against each other, slick heat pressing together
- face sitting → straddling their face, thighs trembling as they’re eaten out, hands gripping their hair
- lying between their legs → one partner on top, grinding against their thigh or pressing their clit against them
- mutual masturbation → lying side by side, fingers working between each other’s legs, watching the other fall apart
- kneeling between their legs → holding their thighs open, diving in
- reverse face sitting → sitting on their face but facing away, giving a perfect view of their back arching
fingering positions
- straddling while fingering → one on top, hips rolling down while fingers pump deep
- pinned down and fingered → wrists held above their head, completely at their mercy
- facing each other, both using fingers → legs tangled, staring into each other’s eyes as they bring each other closer
…phrases/things that are HOT
- sucking breast through the thin fabric of their top/their bra
- cock so painfully stiff it twitches against their stomach
The 'jegulus started off as a joke/crackship' thing drives me INSANE because NO IT DIDN'T!
Not that it would matter anyway but it didn't!!! It was popularised on TikTok as a joke and that's how it got really popular but it had existed for years. There were 200 fics before TikTok found it and I'm sick of people pretending there was nothing as a way of minimising it.
'Remember when we only spoke about it as a joke' no YOU only spoke about it as a joke, ao3 and tumblr were being serious about them for years
For anyone curious, the earliest Jegulus fic that I’ve found is from 2005, which is when Half-Blood Prince (the book) was released. This is before we even get all of the detail in Kreacher’s Tale.
I am a huge, huge, huge, Regulus/James shipper and have found NO fan fiction and NO fan art for it. I'm hoping that by posting it up here, s
Jegulus was already an established rare pair well before TikTokers decided to host Jegulus Week “as a joke.” Which, by the way, backfired spectacularly. None of these creators even liked the ship and several still don’t.
They didn’t create this ship, they hyped it up because they thought it was funny.
2. 'I didn't account for the rotation of the planet and how that affects the constalations while my characters stargazed at different times of year, I have failed as a writer, and this entire thing is trash'
I have such great news for the 2nd type of writer:
Choose tonight or another date and see which planets are shining in the sky above you or anywhere else.
You can select a city and then view constellations, planets, and other things visible on specific days and times at that location, future or past (there's little calendar and time input options right under the video). And the video itself is interactive, and you can drag it around to view the sky from a specific direction.
“Moonwater size and height difference,” I say into the mic.
The crowd boos. I begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.
“She’s right,” they say. I look for the owner of the voice. There in the back of the room: Remus Lupin himself (Regulus is also behind him, but I can’t even see him on his tippy-toes </3).
Anyways, to all the moonwater height (and size) difference truthers out there—this one’s for you.
flower - march 4 - black brothers - jegulus - @black-brothers-microfic - word count: 373
“Reg, you’ll never guess what happened today,” Sirius screeched as soon as Regulus walked through the door.
Feeling rather accosted, Regulus slowly put his coat on the hook and took a few steps inside. “You figured out how to tie your shoes?” he asked dryly, walking past his eager brother into the sitting room.
“Har har,” Sirius rolled his eyes. “No. You got a delivery.”
“You really are a dog,” Regulus smirked. “Getting so excited by the mail? I can practically see your tail wagging.”
“It’s not just any mail, you prat,” Sirius retorted, wrinkling his nose. “You got flowers.”
Regulus paused at this, frowning.
“Right? What kind of guy have you got so hooked that he’s sent you flowers? He must be a total sop! What, does he follow you around like a lost puppy? Let you order him around? I can’t even imagine,” Sirius laughed, eyes bright.
But Regulus just walked into the kitchen and admired the bouquet of red roses standing proudly in a vase on the table. They were all real except one obviously glass rose in the center. He plucked the card from the vase and opened it.
Just wanted to remind you that you deserve all the best things. Please know that I’ll love you until the last rose dies.
Always, James
P.S. The last rose won’t die, see? Because it’s glass? Isn’t that romantic?
Chuckling, Regulus looked back to the flowers, and lightly touched the glass rose, smiling. He was so busy appreciating the very James-like gift, that he didn’t see Sirius creeping up behind him until it was too late.
“Ha! Now I can see who’s obviously gone mad over his love for you,” Sirius yelled triumphantly, snatching the card from Regulus’s hand.
Regulus tried to reach for it, but it was far too late. Sirius was already reading over the note, and it only took seconds for his eyes to go comically wide.
“Oh come on,” Sirius groaned, pressing his hand over his face. “James?”
But Regulus could only grin. “For the record, he doesn’t let me order him around all the time. Sometimes, he-”
“Nope! I don’t want to know any more-” Sirius shouted, storming out of the room, mumbling under his breath.
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