a rose in misery

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Rage Quit Sentence Starters

"Like a fucking NINJA he/she is!" "The guy who built this rides a fucking segue. You know it." "Clearly I jumped across and FUCKED my own mouth!" "Put on your fucking Nikes! Pump it up and air it OUT!" "Shut the FUCK up!" "WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!" "IT FUCKING DID IT AGAIN!" "Oh, COME on!" "WHAT AM I LOOKING AT?!" "LEGGO MY EGGO YOU FUCK!" "Here’s my fucking face! What more do you want from me?!" "Now we’re in double digits! Now we’re fucking moving." "Oh, sixty nine percent! That’s like a sex thing, isn’t it?" "Swiss fUCKING CHEESE!" "Congratulations you fucking SUCK!" "C’mere you pig fuck." "THERE GOES THE FRONT LAWN! GREAT-!" "How deep did you make this thing?!" "For fuck’s sake I wanna punch your fucking HEAD off!" "STOP THROWING THINGS!!!" "OH! HE’S GAFFED IT!" "Shut the- What are you talking about? Why are you talking?! Shut up! "What the fuck is your cat doin’ on the kitchen table?” "Why do you need two spoons to eat your cereal? Why do YOU NEED TWO SPOONS?" "Fuckin’ feed your cat, dick head!" "Maybe if you weren’t such a fucking cock tease, they wouldn’t be all up on your food!" "It’s like Mario, but WAIT! THERE’S A FUCKIN’ TWIST! IT’S A FUCKIN’ CAT!" "What is this thing? What is- what… It’s like a mix between a koopa and a roomba." "I GOTTA DO THAT?! ARE YOU SERIOUS?"  "I WAS IN THAT HOLE FOR LIKE EIGHT MINUTES!!" "WHY DO YOU JUMP LIKE YOU’RE ON THE FUCKING MOON?!" "I ate it. I ate the fuckin’ laser beam." "I’m like a fuckin’ square Wendy’s burger." "FUCKING FUCK MY DEAD BONES." "No I’m GONNA DIE! I’M NOT FI- Oh no. I’m fine."  "Tease it, tease it, TEASE IT." "Aw, it’s up my ass." "They SUCK FAT WANGS." "Is there anyone in the booth?" "Here’s a tip: SHUT THE HELL UP." "It’s like Pac-Man… but shit." "Fuck you, stingray." "What the hell is the difference between a shark and a zombie shark? It fucking eats you either way." "You move SLOW as SHIT." "Holy shit this does weird shit to your eyeballs." "There’s nothing to say about it!" "Oh, that was pure skill." "Shit is dangerous as dicks." "NO! JESUS, NO THE FUCK ARE YOU THINKING?!" "Haul ass! Haul ass, haul ass, YA DIDN’T HAUL ASS!"

[the-write-ideas]

Your character sees mine without a shirt on and sees they've got a freshly dressed bandage that is bleeding through.

Send “You’re bleeding.. How did that happen?” for my character’s response.  

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      "Alright -- don't look yet, but there's a cute guy       checking you out to your three."

[poetryandromanticism]

rosedanslamisere "Éponine? Will you let me braid your hair? I asked Enjolras first, but based on the look he gave me, it seems he didn’t want me to do so." Jehan let out a quiet laughter, shaking his head in amusement.

[rosedanslamisere-blog]

"But of course! You know how much I love when you touch my hair -- especially if you make it pretty," the brunette reminded him as she let her hair loose, shaking her head and causing her black curls to spread all over her shoulders. "Oh, boy. That would've been quite the scene," she let out an almost childish giggle as she imagined their leader allowing Jehan to braid his hair and put flowers (flowers always came along with Jehan) on it.

[rosedanslamisere-blog]

Hey! Whoa, talk about starting a blog and not even dropping by to say hello. In my defense, Mondays are shitty and dealing with more than one RP blog has never been my forte. But anyway -- I'm here now! Thanks to everyone who's started following me :) Would anyone want to do something?

[rosedanslamisere-blog]

                                     ❝ her name was éponine.                                      her life was cold and dark,                                          yet she was unafraid. ❞

                                                                            i. ii. iii. iv.