the exorcism of jonah hill

patsy / eighteen / arizona i like ilana glazer and films.

[chris-gaines-stan-account]

[qqqqqqqqqwe-deactivated20170301]

i can’t believe riff raff is the world’s best tennis player

[demegoddess]

pretty girls just…. make me wanna do better and deep condition my hair, get my nails done regularly, dress nice every day, exfoliate etc. and I feel bad for other girls who hate instead of get inspired but u know!!!!

[oitnbgifs]

[larry-gergich]

[rosedawson-blog]

me singing along to lana del rey: let me put on a show for you daddy (i don't approve of this) let me put on a show

[macleod]

If you joined tumblr pre april 2012 you are a tumblr elder

you youngins better respect us a little bit more because we went through struggles you couldnt even imagine

[lukesqywalker]

#that time when tumblr went down for several days#the 500kb gifs#no photosets#i have been on this damn website for too damn long

[morganlindseys]

[firstlastcinema]

First and last shot of Stoker (2013)

Directed by Chan-wook Park

[rosedawson-blog]

other people: just be yourself!! :)

me: who is that

[captain-snark]

the shitty thing about depression/anxiety is the fact that you live with it so long and so much that you forget how insidious it actually is. When you can’t do something and you think it’s because you’re lazy and unmotivated and then you have an up day and you get so much stuff done and you don’t think about how it’s because you’re having an up day. That this is literally how people without mental illness function

[rosedawson-blog]

Capitalist Nerd: Communism can't work because of human nature

Me, skating by, eating go-gurt and holding the Communist Manifesto: Human nature changes based on the environment humans are put in loser.

Nerd: holy shit

[shittybiscuit-deactivated201412]

[powerofthepalm]

[princessrhcenyra]

[washingtub]

How to braid your hair:

Wet hair

Comb through

Separate at the part

Draw a pentagram on the floor

Perform blood sacrifice

Offer up your soul to the devil

Chant ancient Latin conjuration spell

Summon Satan

Ask Satan to braid your hair

[lucifersblog]

You know what?

Screw you. I am done braiding people’s hair. Do you know how many braids I have done today?

Thirty-fucking-seven.

And I don’t even get a “Hey Satan how’s it going your cloven hooves look fabulous today” it’s just “Braid it. Go.”

[pumpkiindaviis]

Fuck her from the back while she's cooking eggs in morning for you

[briana-wilde-deactivated2016031]

Yall gonna learn to stop taking sex advice from tumblr when ya titty hit that hot pan on the stove

[flowersforpersephone]

taylor swift was publicly humiliated and widely disliked for years for no real reason other than blatant sexism and she could be real bitter but no she’s an actual ray of sunshine and is instead doing all she can to change perceptions about women in music and that hopefully this means that eventually no young female singer will have to go through what she did again