âAH! stop i could have dropped my croissant.â
âLETâS MCFREAKING LOSE IT.â
âand they were roommates!â
âoh my god they were roommates.â
âmothertrucker, dude. that hurt like a butt cheek on a stick.âÂ
âwatch your profanity.â
âiâm going to say it. i donât care that you broke your elbow.â
âoh my god! I donât give a fuck!â
âdo you ever shut the fuck up?â
âroses are red, violets are blue. talk shit about me again and iâll hit you with a shoe.â
âwhat the fuck is up ____? no what did you say?! what the fuck, dude? step the fuck up, ___!
âi have no soul. have a nice day!â
âiâll kill you. iâll kill you. not even worried about it.â
âshut the hell your mouth.â
âbitch i hope the FUCK YOU DO. YOUâLL BE A DEAD SON OF A BITCH I TELL YOU THAT.â
âWHATâS UP FUCKER.â
âWhy do you have my phone?â
ââCAUSE FUCK YOU THATâS WHY.â
âthose shoes look familiar.â
âhow much money do you have?â
âi donât have enough money for chicken nuggets!â
âsaw you hanging out with ____.â
â____ itâs not what you think!â
âI WONâT HESITATE BITCH.â
âi do NOT kill people.â
âHEY WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO DRIVE?â
âI spilled lipstick in your Valentino Bag.â
âthe ice is slippery.âÂ
âand two shots of vodka.â
âare those helium balloons?â
âAw fuck, I canât believe youâve done this!â
âIf you want to come over and fight, then fight me.â
âdo you remember the time i liked you? no? good because it never happened!â
âI sneezed! Iâm not allowed to sneeze now?â
âyouâll never have her/him/them.â
âbecause i love you.â
âwould you like to dance with me?â
âwhy donât anyone dance with me?â
âbecause i want to fuck you!â
âgo back to sleep and starve.â
âi can see your bra strap.â
âTHEYâRE FOLLOWING ME!â
âwhat are you doing?â
âiâm not smoking crack!â
âalright i am smoking crack.â
âwell, that was easy.â
âbecause i donât want to.â
âthatâs an off topic question.â
âyou have been stopped.â
âTHEY FUCKING PUSHED ME.â
âso iâm there, barbecue sauce on my tittiesâŠâ