#ic shitposting

[t3nt4c00l]

Would you guys believe me if I told you this is literally what happened to me

[prin-rose]

“The first person who thinks about sticking me on a Sinmas tree is getting terminated on sight.”

[penanceisthecure]

hey google it hurts when I exist, should I get a divorce?

[perfect-fourth]

"Yes, I've killed hundreds upon hundreds of people; but have you considered my tummy hurt."

[settriigh]

@ira-sturm : makes it rain, so the sweat just looks like water »»————-　♛　————-««

"bro."

[bearnumberthree]

ʕ·͡ᴥ·ʔ "You may pet me..."

"...Once."

[loneely-martin-blackwood]

Day 28 of listening to The Mechanisms. My boss still doesn’t know I know he’s Jonny De’Ville

[ringmaster-jack]

@mycloneismywaifu

"I feel like I should be more concerned than I am that there's more than one of you."