Welcome Foolish Mortals

the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma

[keterkid]

People who are younger than you but taller

[gondor-calls-for-aid]

People who are younger than you but better than you at something

[emeraldembers]

People who are younger than you

[discipleofpuck]

People

[gentlepanpirate]

Being turned into a llama

[stabilizedinsanity]

A LLAMA?! HE’S SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!!!

[nemusou-blog]

yeah… weird

[obimomkenobi-deactivated2020062]

[kitchikishangout]

MY NAME, IS FRICKIN MOON MOON. I’D BE THE MOST IDIOTIC WOLF. ‘OH SHIT WHO BROUGHT FUCKING MOON MOON ALONG?’

[amusette]

the post that started it all

[star-spangled-jackass]

oh god

[danthefrickinking-deactivated20]

Never not reblogging.

[clarinetfool]

I’ve only seen this post in screenshots

[salamencerobot]

I’m very surprised this post hasn’t broken a million.

[thomas--bombadil]

A Mourning dove gets cozy, and settles in, to experience the sunset.

[avyc02]

He’s fine.

[charlesoberonn]

[by u/Callsign_Ace2 on r/Cazadornation]

[nitefise-art]

guys hear me out

[theladydi]

one of the funniest parts of wake up dead man was rian johnson making fun of those types of star wars fans with this scene

[neverbelongedtoangels]

I fucking love the Knives Out movies. I love the different cast every movie concept, I love Benoit Blanc and his ridiculous accent, I love how they always come out around christmas for some reason, I love how original they are, I love a murder mystery. give me 14 of these films and I will eat them up

[therebelcaptain]

just went to see wake up dead man and rian johnson slipped in a joke referencing how all those conservative star wars dudebros like to think of themselves as the rebels and i think i laughed a little too hard for my own good. i just know they’re going to be pissed when they catch wind of it because they still can’t shut up about the last jedi all these years later and i’m not gonna lie… it made the joke so much funnier to me lmao

[onfiretakemehigher]

no context wake up dead man spoilers

[tarydarrington]

"what do you need, miss mag'nesson?"

[its-myonnie]

singular best line of the episode, dare i say of the whole campaign so far.

making murray a hyperintelligent mathematician constantly calculating and even intefering with the probabilities of the universe while also having her turn around and drop shit like this every occasion she gets might just be my favorite character decision anyone has ever made ever

[bowowark]

Ya ever go to a theme park over the weekend and become obsessed with the face on one of the rides yeah me neither that would be craaaazy lmao

[benwarheit]

Things I like about this decal on a restaurant window: -the insane orange waiter -that he’s carrying his plates in the air like a strongman -the couple looks like this isn’t the first time he’s done this, but it’s easier to just let it happen at this point. -the sign says PASTA as if he’s screaming it like a frankenstein -but he’s holding a plate of an entire chicken and a plate of wine glasses -there’s three wine glasses -one’s for him.

[lav3ndaze]

[oddthesungod]

she's an angel, don't mind the horns and the sulfur <3

[galacticjonah]

IMPERA & SKELETÀ

This took longer than I wanted it to lmao. When the new album and lore dropped I knew I just had to make a companion piece to my Impera illustration (made in 2022), so here we go. The twins in their full glory!

[sakuraspoke]

PAPA V PERPETUA FOR ROLLING STONE UK