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she / her this blog has been thoroughly sprayed with terf repellant, dnfi u weirdasses

[kosmogrl]

june will be good june will be good june will be good june will be good june will be good june will be good june will be good june will be good june will be good june will be

[its-myonnie]

somebody ask me about my spreadsheets i'm begging...

[revvethasmythh]

thaisha's familiar is doing a scientology run into the villa aurora LMAO

[its-myonnie]

yknow it's one thing to have people straight up tell you you should "work on your unhealthy coping mechanisms".

it's a whole nother thing to watch those coping mechanisms make their way into a piece of high fantasy fiction where they are hyperbolized into life-or-death situations and then you're sitting there and you're watching luis carazo play some poor dude just absolutely irreperably destroying himself doing an only slightly exaggerated version of the same shit you do to yourself on the daily and you'll pause the video and just stare kinda into the middle distance for a second and be like oh shit i should probably go talk to someone

[its-myonnie]

look i don't often participate in the lore side of cr (because frankly, i am too dumb to anticipate the plot twists most of the time) but like... we all agree that the aspirants of the creed have divine powers because they're all involuntary celestial warlocks who unknowingly agreed to have their souls sold to ksha'aravi by yanessa when they entered the church, right?

like... the weird, scary, glowing holy orders are warlock contracts.. that grant them power because they're pact-of-the-tome warlocks so they carry that shit around everywhere they go..? right??? i didn't hallucinate all of this??

[its-myonnie]

i like to think that kattigan slipping up about wick, hollis catching the gang outside the door and vaelus almost calling occtis by his name in front of king gus all happened at the exact same moment in time

just all three groups simultaneously, seperately, and yet as a single, united front absolutely shitting the goodamn bed

[screechfoxes]

CRITICAL ROLE 4.26 Council of Heroes

[its-myonnie]

this is a formal petition to present lady ingrid einfasen with a membership in the king gus honor society of aristocrats that don't completely suck ass

[trailertrashgrog]

maya davinos: she'll kill you

[its-myonnie]

ashley's first roll back at the table and it's cocked into a nat1... it's like the seekers never even left at all <3

[its-myonnie]

i know the primus tachonis hate train is chugging along quite nicely and that is of course lovely to hear, but honestly? i feel like especially after that speech at the archanade we collectively, as a community need to put much more effort into hating that shriveled old cultist bitch like there is not nearly enough yanessa halovar hate on my feed rn we need to do better

[its-myonnie]

ughh the carnality and rawness of azune covering his hands in the blood of his sister and putting it all over his faceee ughhhhhh this is so ugly and it's perfect

[its-myonnie]

almost gets killed.

has a supposedly resurrected cult leader heal his wounds and tell him he's too righteous to die.

does not reply.

turns around.

walks away to be with the body of one of his retinue that just died protecting him.

AND THAT RIGHT THERE IS A GODDAMN LEADER.

[a-very-tired-bee]

Kattigan coming back to Dol Makjar after one week to find the cute dwarf he was flirting with has pulled the King of Timmony...

[its-myonnie]

life's been sucking so much i'm actually unironically rewatching the untamed

[its-myonnie]

inside you there are two wolves:

one is happy that, in this late-stage capitalist hellscape, critical role as a company makes an effort to value the well-being and work-life balance of their employees by taking a thursday off after every story arc.

the other one is making strange warbling noises as it crouches in the fetal position because of cr withdrawal.

[argan314]

"This is sacrilegious," she said 10 minutes before faking her own death and resurrection.