Idk why but this made me think of vampires drinking cum to get that extra protein in
Like, consider the following scenerio:
Vamp 1: Dude, how are you so strong and powerful?
Vamp 2: It’s simple, you just need to try the Vampire Protein Shake
Vamp 1: And what would that be?
Vamp 2: Human ball juice. It’s best taken fresh













