Corpse :)

He/Him Tumblr is my Twitter (I just post drawings of things I like)

[rosethorn-corpse]

Idk why but this made me think of vampires drinking cum to get that extra protein in

Like, consider the following scenerio:

Vamp 1: Dude, how are you so strong and powerful?

Vamp 2: It’s simple, you just need to try the Vampire Protein Shake

Vamp 1: And what would that be?

Vamp 2: Human ball juice. It’s best taken fresh

[vidavalor]

Really love Ineffable Divorce from the perspective of the other shopkeepers... to them, one day, some gorgeous guy showed up naked on Mr. Fell's doorstep and a couple of days later, Mr. Fell had disappeared and so had the naked guy... so the whole neighborhood thinks Aziraphale ran off with Gabriel and that's why the bookshop is now being operated by this odd little person hired by its sad and distracted owner-- Mr. Fell's abandoned ginger goth husband with the gorgeous old car. Nothing has been this juicy on the street in decades...

[rosethorn-corpse]

Inspired to make a comic where all the shopkeepers discover the whole being an angel thing and destroy the bureaucracy of heaven just to get their favorite couple back

[writing-prompt-s]

At birth, everyone gets a “devil” and “angel” on their shoulders, meant to guide them through life. For some reason, your devil and angel have always treated you like a child they share custody of.

[rosethorn-corpse]

One problem I’ve always had with fantastical creatures/worlds is, how does the government play into this? Do they know about it? Does the magical world have a permit?

Like in Harry Potter, when all the muggle children get wished away into the wizarding world, you’d think the government would be suspicious of the 1000s of children just disappearing off the face of the earth? But they just don’t care? Also how did they react to the wizard attack? Wouldn’t that launch a full investigation across the nation? Like you’d think someone would be suspicious???

One of the medias that I think makes more sense with this is Good Omens, as they’ve already established that Heaven/Hell can work their way with human paperwork (like the mail order from 6000 y/a for the apocalypse). Most of my odd legal questions can be answered regarding aziraphale’s bookshop (since he’s dealt with the bureaucracy of heaven his whole life, human legal systems must be a breeze.)

Idk, maybe I’m just American and therefore too skeptical and questioning. I do think it’s strange tho.