RaptorTeeth

🦕 Certified Dino Nerd🦖 ✨Paleoartist and Jurassic Franchise Fan Artist✨ I'm just a whimsical, silly guy :3 I accept fan art requests, but I take them at my leisure.

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Hiya!! Welcome to my blog!!

🦖✨ Atlas/Raptor

🦕✨ They/Them - enby/pansexual

🦖✨ 25 y/o

🦕✨ Stormwater Engineer

🦖✨ Paleoartist and Fan Artist, I predominantly draw fan art for the Jurassic franchise, specifically Camp Cretaceous/Chaos Theory art. I do also draw MLP but that art lives mainly on my Instagram and Toyhouse.

🦕✨ This is a safe space for oddball/rare pair/OC x Canon ships, but NOT for proshippers EVER, stay away from me!!

🦖✨ DNI if you are anti-LGBTQ+, Zionist, racist, proship, MAGA etc.

🦕✨ I am very friendly and love meeting new people who have the same nerd disease I do!! I am very easily excitable, please let me know if I'm being too much, I am very passionate about things I like and loveee hyping people up if I think they did something cool :3. I do accept art requests but I am very busy with my job so I will get to them at my leisure! I tend to forget to respond to stuff sometimes. Please be patient with me! Thanks!! <3

🦖✨ My tags are #raptorteethart for any art posts and #raptoryaps for my various fandom rambles. For OC lore stuffs the tag is #astra lore. All posts of mine have the general tag #raptorteeth.

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Being ADHD fucking sucks in an office environment for a number of reasons, but one of those reasons most people don't consider is how I.T. and other back end processing teams will absolutely hate your guts because you constantly forget when you've made requests for something and send them a bunch of duplicate requests because you forgot you sent it already or alternatively, sending a request without an important piece of information they need to even know what you're talking about so they have to message you like "bestie what do I do with this? What does this mean??" I know our helpdesk people hate to see me coming lmaoooo

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Hi chat, I'm alive!!! I have been burnt out bad from drawing dinos for awhile, but I joined a fun DTIYS to get back in the swing of things!! This is my entry for #tyrannozilladtiys ! I chose to redraw one of @tyrannotitan2055 from 2024 of the battle at the DPW facility! He gave me a general framework for the posing and I did the rest! Ty is such a fun character to draw and it's nice to see someone in the fandom actually taking the reins and doing their own spin on the original scrapped Jurassic Park human/dino hybrids lore! His story and lore is very fun and he's super creatively designed! Definitely check out his page for more lore on this AU with Ty! ^^

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Hey, my hiatus is going to be a bit longer. Literally right after I returned from vacation a whole bunch of stuff hit the fan all at once and my life is low-key falling apart at the moment like a castle of sand in high tide so I fear I'm going to remain pretty inactive here for awhile while I work through commissions and whatnot on my Instagram. It's a lot of really bad personal stuff, but I'll survive. Life uhhh finds a way and all that. 🦖🦕

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UPDATE: It was peak and I'm feeling so many emotions right now, idk what to do with myself LOLLL. I literally drove home from the theater slack jawed with the radio off. I literally loved it. It was a perfect ending to me. Absolute cinema. I won't be posting any spoilers, I promise, but like. Wow. I'm so 😭🙏

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Hiiii I've been avoiding Tumblr to avoid TADC spoilers but I'm seeing it today so we will return to regular broadcasting soon 🤣🤣

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Long time no post, I've been on vacation and had limited internet for the past week, but have this sinister ah drawing of my big Utahraptor OC Athena. She's based on a harpy eagle and a very efficient hunter (and messy eater lol.)

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I deadass forgot to show you guys the highlights of my last fossil excursion and I'm about to go to the river again because it's insanely shallow right now. BUT here's my highlights from what I found last time, not pictured is about 50+ shark teeth/ray plates and unidentified bone fragments I still need to ID that I need to consult my field guide about before naming lmao. 🤣 It's all been living on my bathroom counter in a sorted pile until I can get a new container for them to log them how the cool paleontologist from my local fossil club showed me how to do professionally last time.

Sorry this blog has been low key dead. I am so mentally exhausted and barely have the spoons to exist. Apologies to anybody who's tried to talk to me lately that I haven't responded to or was late as fuck responding to. My burnout has been bad and I'm super awkward and nervous with new people as it is and only really barely have the energy to talk to my friends. I am not good at small talk I fear, but my awkwardness isn't personal I can say that much. 😅

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Coworkers convinced me to go with them to Cici's Pizza after 14 years since I last set foot in one. I am regretting my life choices. My stomach feels like a bag of gravel.

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My coworker reawakened my Yu-Gi-Oh hyperfixation like an ancient beast...I know this is a dinosaur/Jurassic Park/World themed blog, but would you all be opposed to seeing my Yu-Gi-Oh art? I have been drawing Yu-Gi-Oh content since 2010 and then took a long pause for awhile to draw other stuff since it was literally the only thing I drew for like 8 years and needed to change it up. 🤣 I am also a Pharaoh Atem/Yami cosplayer! I need to update my cosplay and repair some stuff though, it's been through many conventions and desperately needs some TLC haha.

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Went into work, you know what that means....

Shrimp at da office again. 🦐

(dw my coworker is actually here today to take them home this time 😆)

Edit: the water is brown from driftwood tannins in my tank, it's good for them and prevents bacterial infections!

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“how do you get people online to care about your ocs” you have to be soooooooo annoying like really annoying

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Me, trying desperately to talk to an engineer on the phone about their project while working from home and hearing crimes and insane cartoon violence occurring just outside my bedroom door because my cat decided to have zoomies at that exact second right when I had to call someone important. 💀 She comes blasting into my room at mach fuck, busting the door open like Kramer from Seinfeld, diving onto my bed with her puff toy to stare at me with her massive yellow crazy eyes and airplane ears, go "Prrbt!!" And then fly off my bed to tear around the house some more. She likes to make sure I am directly included in the shenanigans. 🤣

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🏺🪲Imhotep, bringer of The Swarm 🪲🏺

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Art by me, Imhotep was designed by PrehistoricPigeon on Instagram and TH!

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Does anybody else have different types of alcohol do different things to their psyche? I'm not a consistent drinker by any means, I have a drink or two like maybe once a month or less but I've noticed that as much as I love vodka it does not love me back and turns me evil if I overdo it, but rum makes me super silly and the funniest guy alive. It's so weird to me. I've had two mojitos this evening and I'm having a whimsical joyous time, but the last time I drank vodka I experienced ✨the horrors✨. No I will not elaborate lmaoooo. I am an insult to my Russian ancestors, they are making fun of me for sure. Alas I have inherited some kind of Jimmy Buffett-ism or Captain Jack Sparrow-ism towards rum from living on this godforsaken sand bar. It's ingrained in my blood now. It simply can't be helped. It's what I imagine the stupid sauce from TADC feels like. Effervescent. ✨

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Apologies to anybody who's DM'd me and I haven't answered. I have been excessively tired and haven't had the spoons to chat much, but I haven't forgotten you lol. Work is beating my ass rn.

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My coworker wanted me to bring her a couple cherry shrimp from my tank for her tank today and she forgot to tell me she swapped her day in the office last minute yesterday for a meeting she has tomorrow so I just have a bag of shrimp and moss on my desk that I took on a random field trip today for no reason. 🤣 My other coworkers and my boss are extremely delighted by them and keep stopping by to see them. It's so funny to me.