It's time, everyone! Crowd into the stands, we're back with our sweet sixteen of the Conton City Tournament!
The usual conditions apply, including forced transformation via magic, but either opponent eating the other has been ruled out!
A war of monster versus mobster will be decided in the ring today, the Saiyan gangster versus the Original Majin!
Complimentary color palettes and divergent dispositions face each other today, Cualifla vs. Majin Buu!
Fighters! To your stances! Ready, set...
> *That one was pretty quick. Guess they're not all slugfests. Not that some of those moves didn't look pretty intense.
"She came out the gate swinging-"
"-think he's as soft as he-"
"-might have something sweet at the snack stand..."
> *Some of these people have shirts... Maybe you should grab one before the merch stands clear out.
"Wait, you got it? Show me, show me!"
"Yeah, check it out."
"She really wanted him out quick. Guess she wants to throw down with Cinnay in the finals bad..."
> *That's right... Cinnay and Cualifla were an item for a while... Or were they still? There were always so many rumors about the Elite Squad, it was hard to keep them straight...
"-Never realized Buu was so brutal..."
"...So you could say he was being..."
"Don't say it."
"Buu-tal?"
"I hate you."
"-Went by so quick!"
"Guess they can't all be-"
"-Wonder if Buu knew the rules..."
"-Always was a coin flip to me-"
"Think Buu's going to be mad he lost so quick?"
"Nah, it looked like he had fun, even if he didn't know about ring-outs."
"Yeah, plus, I saw him nibbling on some chocolate as he left, so someone knew how to keep him happy."
> *That fight did go pretty quickly... At least someone was able to pacify Buu before he got mad. Either way he gets chocolate, so... win-win?
> *That wasn't really a headliner match... Oh well. At least the semi-finals look like they'll be a sure bet. Nothing against Jay or Krillin, but some pocket Zeni might be nice... Might be worth trying to make some bets.
"And Round 4 concludes! The winner: Cualifla!"
The next round of our original 16 is starting to the arena! Throw away your food wrappers and take your seats!
Flight is available in this match, and both participants have insisted neither hold back!
We're in for quite a height divide between the Elite Namekian Pirate and Earth's Mightiest Human!
Will size decide the victor, or will the giant be brought low? It's time for Nautila vs. Krillin!
Fighters! To your stances! Ready, set...
> *What a fight... Is every match going to be this intense?
> *Well, no point sitting and waiting for the next one. Looks like a lot of people liked this one.
"-hilarious! Krillin only came up to his knee-"
"-hungry for peanuts nowā¦"
"-Anyone catch where Mahgo went, he owes me twenty-"
> *Maybe you should get one of those cameras. It looks like they're pretty effective.
"That was a hell of a start, right?"
"Yeah, for a Namekian, Nautila was brutal there!"
"But see the silhouette? Krillin took it like a champ! Guess 'Strongest Human' isn't as left-handed a title as I thoughtā¦"
"-saw a turtle school t-shirt somewhere..."
"-I should probably be studying, but-"
"Krillin really got his hits in! Check these shots out!"
"Dang! Very cinematic. Did you get the next bit?"
"Kind of..."
"I got him getting back up, but not the right angle. I took it too early." "I think Lancress got an angle of it, I saw her a second ago..."
> *That could be worth seeing. Maybe you should follow them and see what they found.
"Woah! How did you make him look even bigger!?"
"Just call me the Time Patrol's master photographer, I guess."
> *It was a pretty impressive part of the match, Giant Nautila is something you'd only heard about before...
> *Lots of people are talking about it, it looks like...
"-felt like I had to duck!"
"-think Krillin will laugh if I give him a baseball to sign?"
"He was so out! I saw it!"
"You're coping, he didn't clear the stands, and if he didn't hit the ground, he's not out."
"He so did! He would have made it to the stratosphere if Nautila had actually tried!"
"Take the loss and pay up, dingus."
> *Someone's sitting near the entrance with their friend... Might be worth a shot to ask them if they know where you can get a camera.
"-So he's off the market?"
"Wha- yes! Famously! His wife is like the biggest win he's ever gotten!"
"It's not my fault bravery is attractive! Charging back in towards a monster like that..."
"...Do I need to remind you that the 'monster' he's charging is part of the squad that's saved all our lives? A few times?"
> *Guess it's somewhere around here. As are plenty of people talking.
"-such a wild upset!"
-"I just know Calcer is pulling his hair out over how badly his stats got messed up...."
"-Just made a fortune on a bet, dinner's on me after the tournament!"
"LESSSGOOO!!!! KRILLINSWEEEEEEEEEP!!!"
"-Massive win for humans, man, this is our tournament-"
"How did a member of our elite lose?"
"Well, Krillin's still really strong. I think it's because Nautila's better on missions."
"Maybe? I guess he doesn't really fit in the arena as a giant... Aw... there goes my perfect bracket prediction."
> *Probably lucky that you weren't betting on that match, lots of people look like they weren't expecting a member of Cinnay's Elites to lose.
> *And, right on cue...
"And there we go, everyone! Round 3 is decided! The winner: Krillin!"
"Another match is on the way! Hold your applause until the fighters take the ring!"
The next round is starting soon! Gather in the stands and minimize the swooning!
Flight has been permitted for this match, and so has transformation!
A battle of beasts is brewing in the arena today, the Desert Wolf and the Mad Dog!
Determining the alpha between these canine combatants, it's Yamcha vs. Jay!
Fighters! To your stances! Ready, set...
> *That was a longer one... probably better to stretch your legs even more. Maybe one of your classmates is around here somewhere.
> *There's some more idle conversations happening, and more pictures being shown off.
"-swear I was ready to walk out..."
"...seriously thought it was going to end-"
"Check this out! I got the perfect angle of the Wolf Fang Fist!"
"Cool! I got that bit with the Spirit Ball!"
"Aw, you saw that?"
"Yeah, even got the big screen in the background!"
"Dang... you should see if he'll sign that!"
> *Looks like there's some people over here talking. One of them looks familiar... Looks like they're pretty happy about something. the other looks frustrated.
"It's a little overexposed, but check out what I got!"
"Oh, come on... Really?"
"Yup. That moment you leaned over and told me, 'it's over'..."
"So petty..."
> *That's enough of that debate. Probably best to move on.
> *Besides, you remember how Yamcha's "assured victory" went...
"-such a crazy rebound!"
"...did you hear? He was laughing-"
"-barely saw him move..."
> *Looks like some people are talking near the door back to the stands. Wonder what they're trying to figure out...
"Do you know who this guy is? From what I hear, he's, like, a majin in human skin!"
"No way! He's as human that the Red Ribbon army experimented on to turn into a weapon!"
"You're both wrong! He's a human who was possessed by a wizard, broke the mind control, but didn't lose all his evil being drawn out!"
"You're all idiots. He's obviously Cinnay's adopted son from the future."
> *Nobody had any pictures of what came next. It was barely fast enough to even see. Hopefully later matches can keep up with that kind of speed.
> * You still remember a few fragments of what you saw, at least, and it sounds like a few people can remember it too.
"-so vicious!"
"...wonder if there's any food left..."
"...never had any doubt-"
"...got what i deserved for the underdog bet..."
"-didn't think human v human would be so entertaining-"
> *Not much time until the next match. Better get back to the stands, right past these two having their own conversation.
"Rough a loss as it was, at least he's still got his looks."
"Really? Isn't Yamcha old enough to be, like, your dad?"
"So what? Hot is hot, okay? ...Think I can get him to sign this picture I got?"
"...I wouldn't try."
> *The Supreme Kai of Time is coming back on over the announcers...
"And with that, Match 2 is finished! The winner: Jay!"
"That fight was a nail-biter, and the crowd's waiting for the next match with wide eyes! Let's see you there!"
The first round is only moments away!
Please, take your seats and prepare yourselves!
Both flight and transformation have been permitted for this match!
The oldest daughter of Saiyan royalty squares off against the father of a legendary line of Saiyan peasantry!
Give it up for the first match of the Conton City "Strongest Among the Timeline Tournament"... Cinnay vs. Bardock!
Fighters! To your stances! Ready, set...
[A while later...]
> *Looks like the match is over. Maybe you should wander around the stadium until the next one?
> *People are talking all around you, mostly to other people. You can hear snippets of conversations as you go by...
"-He's so cool!"
"-did you catch when-"
"-hope the poster's aren't sold-"
> *There's two people arguing over here... They're holding pictures? Did they just take them?
"Check this out! I got a picture of the Rebellion Spear! That's like, his coolest move!"
"No way! I got both of them going Super Saiyan! That was the best bit, Check this out!"
"Dude, that edit sucks."
"Whatever, I like it! Cinnay hasn't gone Super Saiyan in forever, this is practically a collector's item!"
"Man, Saiyans get all the cool transformations..." "
...Yeah..."
> *Looks like they're going to be at that for a while. Probably best to move on...
> *There was something about concessions at this arena? Might be worth a look.
> *There's someone here cheering about a photo they took.
"...No way! I caught it!"
"What, caught what?"
"Remember that part right at the end, where Bardock did the big Ki eruption?"
"Yeah, my face is still sunburnt. What about it?"
"My camera caught them both in there! Check this out!"
> *There's a bit of a line. Looks like the people ahead of you are talking about the results of the match...
"-but it's lame!"
"It wasn't like Bardock was going to yield, a ring out was Cinnay's best bet!"
"But she could have gone for the pin! That would have been so awesome to see!"
"You're saying that because you wanted to picture yourself in Bardock's place if she did."
"Only partially! Ring outs are so much easier, it's lame!"
"Easy? Why don't you get down there and get a ring out on that guy?"
"...Point taken. But what if-"
> *The Supreme Kai of Time's voice is coming on over the arena's speakers...
"With that, Match One is complete! The winner: Cinnay Briefs!"
"For those of you in the wings, the next round will be beginning soon!"
"We again remind you that while students and patrollers betting on matches privately is permitted, discussing odds with match participants is poor sportsmanship."
The brackets have been decided! Thank you to everyone who joined in on the preliminary battles! The first match will be beginning in the Conton City Arena in just a few hours! Make your way up to the pocket timeline near the Parallel Mission hub to grab a seat!
Concessions, merchandise, and tracking Kai-meraā¢ļø replays will all be available in between matches, so get there early to grab some snacks before our first round begins!
For anyone who wants to see the different matches, check it out here!
Round 1
Cinnay Vs. Bardock
Round 2
Yamcha Vs. Jay (Part 1)
Yamcha Vs. Jay (Part 2)
Round 3
Nautila Vs. Krillin (Part 1)
Nautila Vs. Krillin (Part 2)
Ladies, Gentlemen, Warriors, Teachers, and Otherwise, the Conton City "Strongest Among the Timeline" Tournament has opened entry!
If you think you've got what it takes to throw down with the strongest to ever live, including our own Time Patrol Elite Squad, then sign up for your preliminary match at the reception above the Time Nest today!
The tournament's victor will win a ten million Zeni prize, a priority spot for use of Conton City's Dragon Balls, and all the bragging rights that come with being the strongest there is!
(lower placement prizes will be detailed at reception)
Preliminary matches will begin in just a few days, so don't wait! And even if you're not feeling up for a brawl, come by the stadium, or tune in to Channel 3 of the Conton City Network and show your support for your fellow Time Patrollers!
(Promotional imagery may or may not be actually indicate of tournament proceedings.)
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Goku is one of the most famous and recognisable characters in the world. Identifying him is the easiest thing in the world. Right?
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