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DYLAN O'BRIEN as Preston Bradley in Send Help! (2025)
I’m so pregnant at this point that the shopping cart feels less like a cart and more like life support. The boys are big, I’m bigger, and we’re almost at the finish line.
Stars, Second Grade, and a Miracle on the Way
At Sunnyside Public School, life moved at the cheerful, chaotic rhythm of recess bells, crayon-scented hallways, and the steady warmth of dedicated teachers. Mr. Woodrow “Woody” E. Pride—known to his wide-eyed second-graders simply as Mr. Pride—had become the heart of the second-grade wing. With his easy Texas charm, plaid shirts, and that signature cowlick that refused to behave, Woody poured everything into his kids. He stayed late grading drawings, comforted scraped knees, and somehow made multiplication feel like an adventure.
His cousin Ms. Jessie helped out when her UC Davis veterinary classes allowed, bringing animal facts that lit up the classroom. Mr. Silas (affectionately called Slinky by the staff) kept the tech running and Woody’s spirits up with dry jokes. Mr. Rex, the anxious but dedicated PE teacher, led enthusiastic (if slightly clumsy) games. Ms. Trixie turned art class into wild creative explosions, while Mrs. Dolly held down kindergarten like the calm, wise center of the storm. Even Mr. Heinrich—the principal the kids teasingly called Mr. Potato Head—grumbled his way through keeping everything safe and functional.
Everything was good. Predictable. Comfortable.
Until Dr. Buzz Lightyear arrived.
The new substitute science teacher turned heads immediately. Tall, broad-shouldered, with sharp blue eyes and an air of quiet confidence, Buzz carried himself like someone who had once touched the stars—because he had. Former NASA astronaut. The kids hung on his every word during assemblies: tales of zero gravity, rocket launches, and the vast silence of space. The staff was equally captivated. Jessie grilled him about aerospace engineering. Rex geeked out over the physics. Even Mr. Heinrich offered rare, grudging respect.
Woody hated how much he noticed Buzz.
The jealousy crept in slowly. Woody had built his life around these kids, around stability after moving to California for Jessie. Buzz’s stories made Woody’s carefully constructed world feel… ordinary. Their interactions grew tense—snippy comments in the teachers’ lounge, competing for the kids’ attention during joint activities, pointed looks across the playground.
“You’re not even a NASA astronaut anymore!” Woody finally snapped one afternoon in the empty hallway after a particularly heated staff meeting. His voice cracked with frustration. “You’re a teacher, Buzz! A glorified babysitter! A CHILDREN’S EDUCATOR! Just like the rest of us!”
The words landed like a slap. Buzz’s jaw tightened, but he said nothing. He simply walked away.
That night, Woody couldn’t sleep. Guilt gnawed at him. Around 1 a.m., his phone buzzed with a text from
- Silas: Buzz got kicked out of that bar downtown. Looks rough. You two have been at each other’s throats… maybe check on him? -
Woody found Buzz outside the bar, leaning against the brick wall, nursing a split lip and bruised knuckles from a stupid brawl he’d started after too many drinks. The once-pristine astronaut now looked wrecked—jacket torn, eyes glassy.
“Buzz…” Woody sighed.
Buzz tried to wave him off, but his legs buckled. Woody caught him.
Back at Woody’s modest apartment, the second-grade teacher played reluctant nurse. He cleaned the cuts, applied ice, and made strong coffee. As the adrenaline faded, Buzz opened up—the secret weight of leaving NASA, the loss of purpose, the fear that he’d never feel like he belonged again.
Woody listened. Really listened. For the first time, he saw the man beneath the legend.
“I’m sorry,” Woody said quietly, sitting beside him on the couch. “You’re incredible at this teaching thing, Buzz. The kids light up around you. I was… jealous.”
Buzz managed a tired, lopsided smile. “Never thought I’d hear Mr. Woody Pride admit that.”
Something shifted between them that night. The cold rivalry thawed into cautious friendship. Shared lunches. Late-night planning sessions for school events. Lingering conversations in the parking lot. Everyone else saw it first—Jessie’s knowing grins, Silas’s teasing “Slinky” flexibility jokes, Rex and Trixie placing bets on when they’d finally admit it.
Buzz and Woody denied it, of course. “We’re just friends,” they’d both insist.
One Friday night, the whole gang gathered at Buzz’s apartment for pizza, board games, and beer. Laughter filled the space as stories flew—Jessie’s latest vet school antics, Rex’s latest leg-day triumphs, Dolly gently herding everyone like she did the kindergarteners.
Eventually, the others left. Buzz and Woody remained, slightly tipsy, sprawled on the couch in comfortable silence that grew warmer, closer. They talked about the future—where they saw themselves in five years, what they wanted beyond lesson plans and report cards.
The conversation turned vulnerable.
“I keep thinking about you,” Buzz admitted, voice low. “More than I should.”
Woody’s heart hammered. “Same. I… I’ve been fighting it.”
The space between them disappeared. A tender kiss—hesitant at first—deepened into something hungry and long-denied.
Hands explored, shirts were shed, and years of tension melted into a night of passionate, breathless connection. They moved together like they’d always belonged, exploring each other with equal parts reverence and fire.
Their relationship blossomed quietly after that. Secret hand brushes in the hallway. Stolen kisses after staff meetings. Weekend mornings tangled in sheets. The gang knew—and approved wholeheartedly. Jessie teased them mercilessly. Silas just smirked. Even Mr. Heinrich offered a rare, approving grunt.
A few months later, everything changed.
Woody had been feeling… off. At first he blamed it on stress—long days teaching, late nights with Buzz, the constant low hum of new love. But the exhaustion hit harder than usual. He’d fall asleep grading papers at 8 p.m. Nausea crept in during morning meetings, forcing him to sip ginger tea and breathe through it. His appetite swung wildly: one day he craved nothing but plain toast, the next he was sneaking into the teachers’ lounge for pickles and peanut butter at lunch.
The emotional waves were the strangest—tearing up at a student’s simple “I love you, Mr. Pride” drawing, or snapping at Silas over a minor tech glitch before immediately apologizing with a hug.
Buzz noticed first. “You okay, cowboy?” he’d murmur at night, pulling Woody into his arms and rubbing slow circles on his back. “You’ve been running on empty lately.”
Woody brushed it off with a tired smile. “Just tired. New relationship glow wearing off, I guess.”
But deep down, he knew something was different. His body felt… softer in places. His chest ached faintly. And there was a strange, fluttering warmth low in his belly that no amount of coffee could explain.
One quiet Saturday morning, while Buzz was out picking up breakfast tacos, Woody finally gave in. He bought a test at the pharmacy on the corner, heart pounding the entire walk home. He took it in the bathroom, pacing the small space while the three-minute timer felt like an eternity.
Two pink lines.
Clear. Unmistakable.
Woody sank onto the closed toilet lid, staring at the test in shaking hands. Tears welled up before he could stop them—shock, fear, and something terrifyingly beautiful all crashing together at once.
He was pregnant.
A miracle pregnancy, the doctor later confirmed during a discreet appointment. Rare, but real. The ultrasound showed a tiny, perfect heartbeat flickering on the screen. Woody had cried openly then, one hand pressed to his still-flat stomach, the other clutching the paper gown.
He didn’t tell Buzz right away. He needed a day to sit with it, to let the reality sink in. He spent the evening alone in their shared apartment (they’d been splitting time between places), hand resting gently over his abdomen, whispering to the tiny life inside.
“Hey there, little star…”
When Buzz came home that next evening, Woody was waiting on the couch in his favorite worn plaid shirt, the sonogram photo and positive test hidden behind a pillow. His eyes were red from happy tears he’d been holding back all day.
“Buzz… sit down. I need to tell you something.”
Buzz’s face immediately shifted to concern. He dropped his bag and crossed the room in two strides. “Woody? What’s wrong? Are you sick?”
Woody took a deep breath, then pulled out the sonogram and test, placing them in Buzz’s hands.
“I’m pregnant.”
For a long moment, Buzz just stared. His mouth opened, closed. His eyes flicked between the photo and Woody’s face, then back again. Then the biggest, brightest smile Woody had ever seen broke across Buzz’s face—brighter than any launch-day grin.
“You’re… we’re having a baby?” Buzz whispered, voice cracking with awe.
Woody nodded, tears spilling over. “Yeah. A little miracle. The doctor said everything looks perfect so far.”
Buzz dropped to his knees right there on the living room floor, gently placing both hands on Woody’s still-flat stomach as if it were already the most precious thing in the universe. He leaned forward and pressed the softest kiss just above Woody’s belly button.
“Hey there, little astronaut,” he murmured against the fabric. “I’m your dad. And I’m gonna be right here for every single second.”
Woody laughed through his tears, threading his fingers through Buzz’s hair. “I was so scared to tell you.”
“Scared?” Buzz looked up, eyes shining. “Woody Pride, this is the best news of my life. We’re gonna be dads. Together.”
They stayed like that for a long time—Buzz on his knees, Woody cradling his head, both of them crying and laughing and dreaming out loud about names, nursery themes (space and cowboy boots, obviously), and what kind of parents they wanted to be.
Telling the gang was its own beautiful chaos.
They gathered at Buzz’s apartment the following weekend under the pretense of “game night.” Jessie arrived with vet-school snacks, Rex brought way too many sports drinks, Trixie carried an armful of art supplies “just in case,” Silas had his laptop for “emergency memes,” and Dolly showed up with a giant tray of homemade cookies because “someone always needs cookies when big news is happening.”
Mr. Heinrich even made a rare appearance, grumbling about “kids these days” but clearly curious.
Woody and Buzz stood together in the middle of the living room, hands linked. Woody’s free hand rested protectively over his stomach even though there was still nothing to see.
“So… we have news,” Woody started, voice a little shaky but full of joy.
Buzz squeezed his hand. “We’re having a baby.”
The room exploded.
Jessie screamed and launched herself at them, nearly knocking Woody over in a fierce cousin hug. “I’m gonna be an auntie! Oh my god, I’m gonna spoil that baby so much—wait, are you okay? Do you need anything? Vitamins? I can get horse-grade prenatal if you want the good stuff—”
Rex was already pacing and planning. “We’re starting baby leg day immediately. Tiny squats. I’ll make a whole program. And I’m teaching them how to throw a perfect spiral by age three.”
Trixie was already sketching on a napkin—little cartoon versions of Woody with a big round belly, Buzz hovering protectively, tiny baby in a spacesuit onesie. “I’m making the nursery mural. No arguments.”
Silas just smirked and pulled up a spreadsheet on his laptop titled “Baby Shower Budget & Theme Ideas.” “I’ve been waiting for this moment. Slinky’s got logistics covered.”
Dolly pulled both of them into a warm, motherly hug, eyes misty. “You two are going to be wonderful fathers. That baby is already so loved.”
Even Mr. Heinrich cleared his throat and offered a gruff, “Congratulations, you idiots. Kid’s gonna have the best damn school to grow up in.”
The rest of the night dissolved into happy chaos—Jessie already googling safe pregnancy workouts for teachers, Rex demonstrating “gentle” baby-carrying techniques on a throw pillow, Trixie drawing everyone’s reactions in real time. Woody sat in the middle of it all, Buzz’s arm around him, one hand on his belly, feeling more surrounded by love than he ever had in his life.
From that moment on, the pregnancy became a group project.
First trimester brought the hardest days. Morning sickness hit Woody like a truck some mornings, forcing him to teach second grade while sipping ginger tea between lessons. Buzz became his shadow—packing extra snacks, rubbing his back during late-night nausea sessions, and whispering encouragement against his temple. “You’re growing our whole world in there. You’re incredible.”
The gang rallied hard. Jessie dropped off homemade broths and anti-nausea remedies from her vet connections. Dolly brought cozy blankets and “kindergarten-level” easy activities for Woody to do with his class when he was too tired for full lessons. Silas set up a discreet “pregnancy pillow delivery” to both apartments.
By the end of the first trimester, the nausea eased and a tiny bump began to show—soft and round, just enough that Woody’s favorite plaid shirts started to strain a little across the middle.
Second trimester brought the glow. Woody’s energy returned in full force. His belly grew steadily, round and proud, stretching his shirts into a gentle curve that made Buzz’s eyes soften every single time he saw it. They announced it officially at school during a staff meeting (with Principal Heinrich’s blessing). The kids were thrilled—second-graders drew endless pictures of “Mr. Pride’s baby alien” (thanks to Buzz’s stories) and asked if the baby would come to show-and-tell.
Cravings hit hard. Woody wanted Texas barbecue one week and nothing but watermelon the next. Buzz made midnight runs without complaint. Late nights were spent with Buzz’s big hands gently rubbing lotion over Woody’s growing belly while they talked about the future—names (they both loved “Andy” for a boy or “Stella” for a girl), what kind of dad they wanted to be, how they’d balance teaching and fatherhood.
The gang threw the most chaotic, heartfelt baby shower imaginable. Trixie decorated the entire apartment in a “Space Cowboy” theme. Rex led “baby boot camp” games. Jessie gave an emotional speech about how proud she was of her cousin. Silas had somehow arranged for a custom onesie with “Future Sunnyside Student – Class of 2048” printed on it.
Third trimester arrived with beautiful intensity. Woody’s belly had grown full and round—prominent and heavy, stretching his shirts tight and forcing him to waddle just a little when he walked the hallways. The kids loved resting their heads against “Mr. Pride’s baby bump” during quiet reading time. Buzz was constantly at his side—helping him up from low chairs, carrying his teaching bags, pressing kisses to the stretched skin every night and talking to their baby in a low, awed voice.
The whole crew pitched in. Jessie came over twice a week to check on him like the overprotective vet cousin she was. Dolly organized a rotating meal train. Rex and Trixie took over some of Woody’s lighter classroom duties so he could rest. Silas set up a baby monitor system “just in case.” Even Mr. Heinrich started leaving anonymous healthy snacks in Woody’s mailbox.
One warm evening near the end, the entire gang gathered again at Buzz and Woody’s apartment. Woody sat in the big armchair, legs propped up, his massive, round belly resting heavily in his lap. Buzz knelt beside him, one hand never leaving the taut skin, feeling the strong kicks that made Woody laugh and wince at the same time.
“Look at you,” Jessie said softly, eyes shining as she handed Woody a plate of carefully chosen snacks. “You’re glowing. That baby is so lucky.”
Rex grinned. “We’re all gonna be the best weird uncles and aunts ever.”
Trixie was already planning the baby’s first art project. Silas had spreadsheets for college funds. Dolly just smiled that wise, knowing smile.
Buzz looked up at Woody, love and wonder written all over his face. “We did this. Together.”
Woody rested his hand over Buzz’s on his belly, feeling their baby shift and kick in response. “Yeah. From sworn enemies to this. Our little miracle.”
Outside, the California sun was setting in brilliant oranges and pinks. Inside, surrounded by the loud, loving, ridiculous family they’d built, Woody and Buzz held each other and their future—ready for whatever came next.
The due date came on a quiet Tuesday evening. Woody had been on maternity leave for the last couple of weeks, his belly now enormous and low, making every movement an effort. Contractions started mild during dinner—Buzz immediately switching into full mission-control mode, timing them, packing the hospital bag (already prepped by Silas weeks earlier), and calling Jessie for backup.
By the time they reached the hospital, the contractions were strong and steady. Woody gripped Buzz’s hand through each one, breathing through the pain while Buzz whispered encouragement right in his ear. “You’ve got this, cowboy. Our little star is almost here. I’m so proud of you.”
Jessie waited in the hallway with the rest of the gang, pacing anxiously. Dolly kept everyone calm with stories, while Rex tried (and failed) not to wear a hole in the floor. Trixie sketched nervous little doodles. Silas updated the group chat.
Hours later, after pushing with everything he had, surrounded by Buzz’s unwavering support and the calm voices of the medical team, Woody delivered a healthy, perfect baby boy with a strong cry that filled the room. The doctors placed the tiny, squirming newborn on Woody’s chest. Tears streamed down both new dads’ faces as they stared at their son—tiny fingers, a shock of dark hair, and lungs that already sounded ready for playground duty.
“Welcome to the world, Andy,” Woody whispered, voice hoarse but overflowing with love, pressing a kiss to the baby’s forehead. Buzz leaned down, kissing both of them, his own tears falling freely. “Our miracle. You did it, Woody. You both did.”
The first days at home were a beautiful blur of exhaustion, joy, and overwhelming love. Andy slept in a bassinet right beside their bed, waking every few hours for feeds and cuddles. Woody’s body recovered with the help of rest, Jessie’s herbal remedies, and Buzz’s constant care—bringing water, changing diapers, and taking night shifts so Woody could sleep.
The gang descended in the best possible way. They showed up the very first evening with casseroles, gifts, and hushed excitement. Jessie was first through the door, immediately offering to hold Andy so Woody could shower. “Look at you, little cousin… you’re perfect,” she cooed, rocking him gently while tears welled up.
Rex held the baby like he was made of glass at first, then proudly demonstrated the world’s gentlest “burp and bounce.” Trixie brought a handmade mobile with tiny stars and cowboy hats. Silas installed a high-tech baby monitor and set up a feeding schedule spreadsheet (that everyone promptly ignored in favor of love). Dolly took one look at the new family and immediately started a load of laundry and brewed coffee, the quiet backbone of the operation. Even Mr. Heinrich stopped by with a stuffed astronaut bear from the school lost-and-found, gruffly muttering, “For the newest Sunnyside kid.”
Buzz and Woody watched from the couch, Andy nestled between them, as their chosen family filled the apartment with laughter and support. The rivalry that once defined them felt like a distant memory. In its place was this—two dads, a healthy baby boy, and a village ready to raise him.
Woody leaned his head on Buzz’s shoulder, one hand gently stroking Andy’s back. “To infinity…”
Buzz smiled, completing the phrase softly against his temple. “And beyond.”
The stars had aligned. Their little family was just beginning its greatest adventure.
Happy pride month yall!! hope everyone had an amazing time!! here is a small contribution with one of my favorite Bradley Uppercrust iii headcanons! I find it charming that lots of people headcanon that he is trans, MtF or FtM all are valid!! lets give him some love!!
The Troop supports him no matter what, even if they need some clarification!! Max Goof is in love, Pj Pete is supportive and bobby Zimmeruski has no filter but he's supportive too!!
Mpreg Belly Notes #363
Alexey: God, you look absolutely insane like this. I can’t even look at you right now without wanting to pull you straight out of that chair.
Dmitry: Then stop staring and do something about it. You’re making me hot just watching you lose your mind.
Alexey: I’m just taking it in. We spent fucking years hiding in dark corners, dreaming about a place where we could just exist without looking over our shoulders. We wanted this life so bad it hurt. And now look at you, shirtless in our own room, completely heavy with my kid. It’s really my baby boy inside you, Dima. You’re literally carrying my mark.
Dmitry: You’re a possessive bastard, you know that? But yeah. He’s ours. And right now, he’s kicking like crazy because he can probably feel how fast my pulse goes every time you look at me like that.
Alexey: Good. Let him learn early who runs this place. Now come here and shut up.
Stars, Second Grade, and a Miracle on the Way (Live Action version)
At Sunnyside Public School, life moved at the cheerful, chaotic rhythm of recess bells, crayon-scented hallways, and the steady warmth of dedicated teachers. Mr. Woodrow “Woody” E. Pride—known to his wide-eyed second-graders simply as Mr. Pride—had become the heart of the second-grade wing. With his easy Texas charm, plaid shirts, and that signature cowlick that refused to behave, Woody poured everything into his kids. He stayed late grading drawings, comforted scraped knees, and somehow made multiplication feel like an adventure.
His cousin Ms. Jessie helped out when her UC Davis veterinary classes allowed, bringing animal facts that lit up the classroom. Mr. Silas (affectionately called Slinky by the staff) kept the tech running and Woody’s spirits up with dry jokes. Mr. Rex, the anxious but dedicated PE teacher, led enthusiastic (if slightly clumsy) games. Ms. Trixie turned art class into wild creative explosions, while Mrs. Dolly held down kindergarten like the calm, wise center of the storm. Even Mr. Heinrich—the principal the kids teasingly called Mr. Potato Head—grumbled his way through keeping everything safe and functional.
Everything was good. Predictable. Comfortable.
Until Dr. Buzz Lightyear arrived.
The new substitute science teacher turned heads immediately. Tall, broad-shouldered, with sharp blue eyes and an air of quiet confidence, Buzz carried himself like someone who had once touched the stars—because he had. Former NASA astronaut. The kids hung on his every word during assemblies: tales of zero gravity, rocket launches, and the vast silence of space. The staff was equally captivated. Jessie grilled him about aerospace engineering. Rex geeked out over the physics. Even Mr. Heinrich offered rare, grudging respect.
Woody hated how much he noticed Buzz.
The jealousy crept in slowly. Woody had built his life around these kids, around stability after moving to California for Jessie. Buzz’s stories made Woody’s carefully constructed world feel… ordinary. Their interactions grew tense—snippy comments in the teachers’ lounge, competing for the kids’ attention during joint activities, pointed looks across the playground.
“You’re not even a NASA astronaut anymore!” Woody finally snapped one afternoon in the empty hallway after a particularly heated staff meeting. His voice cracked with frustration. “You’re a teacher, Buzz! A glorified babysitter! A CHILDREN’S EDUCATOR! Just like the rest of us!”
The words landed like a slap. Buzz’s jaw tightened, but he said nothing. He simply walked away.
That night, Woody couldn’t sleep. Guilt gnawed at him. Around 1 a.m., his phone buzzed with a text from Silas: Buzz got kicked out of that bar downtown. Looks rough. You two have been at each other’s throats… maybe check on him?
Woody found Buzz outside the bar, leaning against the brick wall, nursing a split lip and bruised knuckles from a stupid brawl he’d started after too many drinks. The once-pristine astronaut now looked wrecked—jacket torn, eyes glassy.
“Buzz…” Woody sighed.
Buzz tried to wave him off, but his legs buckled. Woody caught him.
Back at Woody’s modest apartment, the second-grade teacher played reluctant nurse. He cleaned the cuts, applied ice, and made strong coffee. As the adrenaline faded, Buzz opened up—the secret weight of leaving NASA, the loss of purpose, the fear that he’d never feel like he belonged again.
Woody listened. Really listened. For the first time, he saw the man beneath the legend.
“I’m sorry,” Woody said quietly, sitting beside him on the couch. “You’re incredible at this teaching thing, Buzz. The kids light up around you. I was… jealous.”
Buzz managed a tired, lopsided smile. “Never thought I’d hear Mr. Woody Pride admit that.”
Something shifted between them that night. The cold rivalry thawed into cautious friendship. Shared lunches. Late-night planning sessions for school events. Lingering conversations in the parking lot. Everyone else saw it first—Jessie’s knowing grins, Silas’s teasing “Slinky” flexibility jokes, Rex and Trixie placing bets on when they’d finally admit it.
Buzz and Woody denied it, of course. “We’re just friends,” they’d both insist.
One Friday night, the whole gang gathered at Buzz’s apartment for pizza, board games, and beer. Laughter filled the space as stories flew—Jessie’s latest vet school antics, Rex’s latest leg-day triumphs, Dolly gently herding everyone like she did the kindergarteners.
Eventually, the others left. Buzz and Woody remained, slightly tipsy, sprawled on the couch in comfortable silence that grew warmer, closer. They talked about the future—where they saw themselves in five years, what they wanted beyond lesson plans and report cards.
The conversation turned vulnerable.
“I keep thinking about you,” Buzz admitted, voice low. “More than I should.”
Woody’s heart hammered. “Same. I… I’ve been fighting it.”
The space between them disappeared. A tender kiss—hesitant at first—deepened into something hungry and long-denied.
Hands explored, shirts were shed, and years of tension melted into a night of passionate, breathless connection. They moved together like they’d always belonged, exploring each other with equal parts reverence and fire.
Their relationship blossomed quietly after that. Secret hand brushes in the hallway. Stolen kisses after staff meetings. Weekend mornings tangled in sheets. The gang knew—and approved wholeheartedly. Jessie teased them mercilessly. Silas just smirked. Even Mr. Heinrich offered a rare, approving grunt.
A few months later, everything changed.
Woody had been feeling… off. At first he blamed it on stress—long days teaching, late nights with Buzz, the constant low hum of new love. But the exhaustion hit harder than usual. He’d fall asleep grading papers at 8 p.m. Nausea crept in during morning meetings, forcing him to sip ginger tea and breathe through it. His appetite swung wildly: one day he craved nothing but plain toast, the next he was sneaking into the teachers’ lounge for pickles and peanut butter at lunch.
The emotional waves were the strangest—tearing up at a student’s simple “I love you, Mr. Pride” drawing, or snapping at Silas over a minor tech glitch before immediately apologizing with a hug.
Buzz noticed first. “You okay, cowboy?” he’d murmur at night, pulling Woody into his arms and rubbing slow circles on his back. “You’ve been running on empty lately.”
Woody brushed it off with a tired smile. “Just tired. New relationship glow wearing off, I guess.”
But deep down, he knew something was different. His body felt… softer in places. His chest ached faintly. And there was a strange, fluttering warmth low in his belly that no amount of coffee could explain.
One quiet Saturday morning, while Buzz was out picking up breakfast tacos, Woody finally gave in. He bought a test at the pharmacy on the corner, heart pounding the entire walk home. He took it in the bathroom, pacing the small space while the three-minute timer felt like an eternity.
Two pink lines.
Clear. Unmistakable.
Woody sank onto the closed toilet lid, staring at the test in shaking hands. Tears welled up before he could stop them—shock, fear, and something terrifyingly beautiful all crashing together at once.
He was pregnant.
A miracle pregnancy, the doctor later confirmed during a discreet appointment. Rare, but real. The ultrasound showed a tiny, perfect heartbeat flickering on the screen. Woody had cried openly then, one hand pressed to his still-flat stomach, the other clutching the paper gown.
He didn’t tell Buzz right away. He needed a day to sit with it, to let the reality sink in. He spent the evening alone in their shared apartment (they’d been splitting time between places), hand resting gently over his abdomen, whispering to the tiny life inside.
“Hey there, little star…”
When Buzz came home that next evening, Woody was waiting on the couch in his favorite worn plaid shirt, the sonogram photo and positive test hidden behind a pillow. His eyes were red from happy tears he’d been holding back all day.
“Buzz… sit down. I need to tell you something.”
Buzz’s face immediately shifted to concern. He dropped his bag and crossed the room in two strides. “Woody? What’s wrong? Are you sick?”
Woody took a deep breath, then pulled out the sonogram and test, placing them in Buzz’s hands.
“I’m pregnant.”
For a long moment, Buzz just stared. His mouth opened, closed. His eyes flicked between the photo and Woody’s face, then back again. Then the biggest, brightest smile Woody had ever seen broke across Buzz’s face—brighter than any launch-day grin.
“You’re… we’re having a baby?” Buzz whispered, voice cracking with awe.
Woody nodded, tears spilling over. “Yeah. A little miracle. The doctor said everything looks perfect so far.”
Buzz dropped to his knees right there on the living room floor, gently placing both hands on Woody’s still-flat stomach as if it were already the most precious thing in the universe. He leaned forward and pressed the softest kiss just above Woody’s belly button.
“Hey there, little astronaut,” he murmured against the fabric. “I’m your dad. And I’m gonna be right here for every single second.”
Woody laughed through his tears, threading his fingers through Buzz’s hair. “I was so scared to tell you.”
“Scared?” Buzz looked up, eyes shining. “Woody Pride, this is the best news of my life. We’re gonna be dads. Together.”
They stayed like that for a long time—Buzz on his knees, Woody cradling his head, both of them crying and laughing and dreaming out loud about names, nursery themes (space and cowboy boots, obviously), and what kind of parents they wanted to be.
Telling the gang was its own beautiful chaos.
They gathered at Buzz’s apartment the following weekend under the pretense of “game night.” Jessie arrived with vet-school snacks, Rex brought way too many sports drinks, Trixie carried an armful of art supplies “just in case,” Silas had his laptop for “emergency memes,” and Dolly showed up with a giant tray of homemade cookies because “someone always needs cookies when big news is happening.”
Mr. Heinrich even made a rare appearance, grumbling about “kids these days” but clearly curious.
Woody and Buzz stood together in the middle of the living room, hands linked. Woody’s free hand rested protectively over his stomach even though there was still nothing to see.
“So… we have news,” Woody started, voice a little shaky but full of joy.
Buzz squeezed his hand. “We’re having a baby.”
The room exploded.
Jessie screamed and launched herself at them, nearly knocking Woody over in a fierce cousin hug. “I’m gonna be an auntie! Oh my god, I’m gonna spoil that baby so much—wait, are you okay? Do you need anything? Vitamins? I can get horse-grade prenatal if you want the good stuff—”
Rex was already pacing and planning. “We’re starting baby leg day immediately. Tiny squats. I’ll make a whole program. And I’m teaching them how to throw a perfect spiral by age three.”
Trixie was already sketching on a napkin—little cartoon versions of Woody with a big round belly, Buzz hovering protectively, tiny baby in a spacesuit onesie. “I’m making the nursery mural. No arguments.”
Silas just smirked and pulled up a spreadsheet on his laptop titled “Baby Shower Budget & Theme Ideas.” “I’ve been waiting for this moment. Slinky’s got logistics covered.”
Dolly pulled both of them into a warm, motherly hug, eyes misty. “You two are going to be wonderful fathers. That baby is already so loved.”
Even Mr. Heinrich cleared his throat and offered a gruff, “Congratulations, you idiots. Kid’s gonna have the best damn school to grow up in.”
The rest of the night dissolved into happy chaos—Jessie already googling safe pregnancy workouts for teachers, Rex demonstrating “gentle” baby-carrying techniques on a throw pillow, Trixie drawing everyone’s reactions in real time. Woody sat in the middle of it all, Buzz’s arm around him, one hand on his belly, feeling more surrounded by love than he ever had in his life.
From that moment on, the pregnancy became a group project.
First trimester brought the hardest days. Morning sickness hit Woody like a truck some mornings, forcing him to teach second grade while sipping ginger tea between lessons. Buzz became his shadow—packing extra snacks, rubbing his back during late-night nausea sessions, and whispering encouragement against his temple. “You’re growing our whole world in there. You’re incredible.”
The gang rallied hard. Jessie dropped off homemade broths and anti-nausea remedies from her vet connections. Dolly brought cozy blankets and “kindergarten-level” easy activities for Woody to do with his class when he was too tired for full lessons. Silas set up a discreet “pregnancy pillow delivery” to both apartments.
By the end of the first trimester, the nausea eased and a tiny bump began to show—soft and round, just enough that Woody’s favorite plaid shirts started to strain a little across the middle.
Second trimester brought the glow. Woody’s energy returned in full force. His belly grew steadily, round and proud, stretching his shirts into a gentle curve that made Buzz’s eyes soften every single time he saw it. They announced it officially at school during a staff meeting (with Principal Heinrich’s blessing). The kids were thrilled—second-graders drew endless pictures of “Mr. Pride’s baby alien” (thanks to Buzz’s stories) and asked if the baby would come to show-and-tell.
Cravings hit hard. Woody wanted Texas barbecue one week and nothing but watermelon the next. Buzz made midnight runs without complaint. Late nights were spent with Buzz’s big hands gently rubbing lotion over Woody’s growing belly while they talked about the future—names (they both loved “Andy” for a boy or “Stella” for a girl), what kind of dad they wanted to be, how they’d balance teaching and fatherhood.
The gang threw the most chaotic, heartfelt baby shower imaginable. Trixie decorated the entire apartment in a “Space Cowboy” theme. Rex led “baby boot camp” games. Jessie gave an emotional speech about how proud she was of her cousin. Silas had somehow arranged for a custom onesie with “Future Sunnyside Student – Class of 2048” printed on it.
Third trimester arrived with beautiful intensity. Woody’s belly had grown full and round—prominent and heavy, stretching his shirts tight and forcing him to waddle just a little when he walked the hallways. The kids loved resting their heads against “Mr. Pride’s baby bump” during quiet reading time. Buzz was constantly at his side—helping him up from low chairs, carrying his teaching bags, pressing kisses to the stretched skin every night and talking to their baby in a low, awed voice.
The whole crew pitched in. Jessie came over twice a week to check on him like the overprotective vet cousin she was. Dolly organized a rotating meal train. Rex and Trixie took over some of Woody’s lighter classroom duties so he could rest. Silas set up a baby monitor system “just in case.” Even Mr. Heinrich started leaving anonymous healthy snacks in Woody’s mailbox.
One warm evening near the end, the entire gang gathered again at Buzz and Woody’s apartment. Woody sat in the big armchair, legs propped up, his massive, round belly resting heavily in his lap. Buzz knelt beside him, one hand never leaving the taut skin, feeling the strong kicks that made Woody laugh and wince at the same time.
“Look at you,” Jessie said softly, eyes shining as she handed Woody a plate of carefully chosen snacks. “You’re glowing. That baby is so lucky.”
Rex grinned. “We’re all gonna be the best weird uncles and aunts ever.”
Trixie was already planning the baby’s first art project. Silas had spreadsheets for college funds. Dolly just smiled that wise, knowing smile.
Buzz looked up at Woody, love and wonder written all over his face. “We did this. Together.”
Woody rested his hand over Buzz’s on his belly, feeling their baby shift and kick in response. “Yeah. From sworn enemies to this. Our little miracle.”
Outside, the California sun was setting in brilliant oranges and pinks. Inside, surrounded by the loud, loving, ridiculous family they’d built, Woody and Buzz held each other and their future—ready for whatever came next.
The due date came on a quiet Tuesday evening. Woody had been on maternity leave for the last couple of weeks, his belly now enormous and low, making every movement an effort. Contractions started mild during dinner—Buzz immediately switching into full mission-control mode, timing them, packing the hospital bag (already prepped by Silas weeks earlier), and calling Jessie for backup.
By the time they reached the hospital, the contractions were strong and steady. Woody gripped Buzz’s hand through each one, breathing through the pain while Buzz whispered encouragement right in his ear. “You’ve got this, cowboy. Our little star is almost here. I’m so proud of you.”
Jessie waited in the hallway with the rest of the gang, pacing anxiously. Dolly kept everyone calm with stories, while Rex tried (and failed) not to wear a hole in the floor. Trixie sketched nervous little doodles. Silas updated the group chat.
Hours later, after pushing with everything he had, surrounded by Buzz’s unwavering support and the calm voices of the medical team, Woody delivered a healthy, perfect baby boy with a strong cry that filled the room. The doctors placed the tiny, squirming newborn on Woody’s chest. Tears streamed down both new dads’ faces as they stared at their son—tiny fingers, a shock of dark hair, and lungs that already sounded ready for playground duty.
“Welcome to the world, Andy,” Woody whispered, voice hoarse but overflowing with love, pressing a kiss to the baby’s forehead. Buzz leaned down, kissing both of them, his own tears falling freely. “Our miracle. You did it, Woody. You both did.”
The first days at home were a beautiful blur of exhaustion, joy, and overwhelming love. Andy slept in a bassinet right beside their bed, waking every few hours for feeds and cuddles. Woody’s body recovered with the help of rest, Jessie’s herbal remedies, and Buzz’s constant care—bringing water, changing diapers, and taking night shifts so Woody could sleep.
The gang descended in the best possible way. They showed up the very first evening with casseroles, gifts, and hushed excitement. Jessie was first through the door, immediately offering to hold Andy so Woody could shower. “Look at you, little cousin… you’re perfect,” she cooed, rocking him gently while tears welled up.
Rex held the baby like he was made of glass at first, then proudly demonstrated the world’s gentlest “burp and bounce.” Trixie brought a handmade mobile with tiny stars and cowboy hats. Silas installed a high-tech baby monitor and set up a feeding schedule spreadsheet (that everyone promptly ignored in favor of love). Dolly took one look at the new family and immediately started a load of laundry and brewed coffee, the quiet backbone of the operation. Even Mr. Heinrich stopped by with a stuffed astronaut bear from the school lost-and-found, gruffly muttering, “For the newest Sunnyside kid.”
Buzz and Woody watched from the couch, Andy nestled between them, as their chosen family filled the apartment with laughter and support. The rivalry that once defined them felt like a distant memory. In its place was this—two dads, a healthy baby boy, and a village ready to raise him.
Woody leaned his head on Buzz’s shoulder, one hand gently stroking Andy’s back. “To infinity…”
Buzz smiled, completing the phrase softly against his temple. “And beyond.”
The stars had aligned. Their little family was just beginning its greatest adventure.
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Embers of Life – The Wild Guardian’s Miracle
In the rugged foothills of the Ozarks, where ancient forests met the edge of wildfire country, lived Jax Thorne. At thirty-eight, Jax was the epitome of rugged strength—a wildlife firefighter with broad shoulders forged by years of carrying heavy packs through smoke-choked trails, a square jaw shadowed by stubble, and deep-set hazel eyes that had stared down more blazes than most men twice his age. His hands, calloused and steady, were equally skilled at coaxing life back into injured wildlife as they were at digging firebreaks. But this season, Jax carried more than his gear. He was heavy with child—a miracle pregnancy that had surprised him and his husband, Mark, six months earlier. Now, in his third trimester, Jax’s once-chiseled abdomen had swelled into a massive, rounded belly that strained against his reinforced uniform shirt, a testament to the new life growing strong within him.
Despite the added weight, Jax refused to sit on the sidelines. “This little one is already part of the crew,” he’d say with a proud grin, rubbing his taut belly as he geared up. Mark, a tall, steady park ranger with warm brown skin and a gentle strength that complemented Jax’s intensity, worried constantly—but he also knew better than to try stopping his husband. “You fight the fires. I’ve got your back,” Mark would promise, kissing Jax’s forehead each morning.
One scorching July afternoon, a lightning strike ignited a dry ridge not far from their cabin. Smoke billowed black against the blue sky as Jax and his team mobilized. His belly, now beach-ball round and prominent under his protective jacket, made every movement deliberate. The crew had offered him lighter duties, but Jax insisted on leading the animal evacuation efforts. “Those critters don’t care if I’m expecting,” he rumbled, voice deep and reassuring. “They need us now.”
As flames crackled closer to a protected wildlife sanctuary, Jax moved with surprising agility for a man so heavily pregnant. Sweat beaded on his brow and trickled down the curve of his belly as he helped rescue a family of orphaned fox kits from a hollowed log.
One kit had singed fur and an injured paw; Jax cradled it gently against his chest, feeling the baby inside him kick in response to the tiny heartbeat. “Easy there, little fighter,” he murmured to both the kit and his unborn child. His team marveled at his endurance—the way he directed water drops from helicopters while steadying himself with one hand on his lower back, the fabric of his shirt stretched tight over the heavy swell.
Back at the temporary rehab station set up in a clearing, Mark arrived with supplies and fresh water. He found Jax sitting on a sturdy log, shirt partially unbuttoned in the heat, his massive pregnant belly resting heavily on his thighs as he carefully bandaged the fox kit’s paw.
The sight never failed to fill Mark with awe and fierce protectiveness. “You’re incredible, you know that?” Mark said softly, kneeling to press a hand to the taut dome of Jax’s belly. He felt a strong kick and smiled. “Both of you.”
Jax leaned into his husband’s touch, the tension of the day easing. “Couldn’t do it without you. This miracle… it’s made me fight harder. For the wild ones. For our family.” The two men shared a quiet moment amid the distant roar of controlled burns, Mark’s arm around Jax’s shoulders, his hand never leaving the curve of their future.
As the fire was contained by dusk, the sanctuary animals—foxes, deer fawns, even a young hawk with singed wings—began their recovery under Jax’s watchful eye. He moved between enclosures with Mark’s steady support, demonstrating how to tube-feed the smallest patients while his own belly brushed gently against the worktable.
The crew gathered later around a safe campfire, sharing stories. Jax sat with his legs apart to accommodate his heavy load, glowing with quiet pride as Mark brought him a plate of hearty stew.
That night, back at their cabin nestled in the hills, Jax lay on the reinforced bed with his shirt lifted, exposing the full glory of his pregnant form—stretch marks like lightning across the taut skin, the navel popped outward. Mark massaged lotion into the aching muscles, whispering encouragement as the baby shifted and rolled. “You saved lives today, love. All while carrying ours.”
Jax placed his large hand over Mark’s. “We did this together. The fire, the animals, this little miracle… it’s all connected. Life pushing back against the flames.”
In the weeks that followed, as Jax’s due date drew nearer, he continued lighter patrols and rehab work, always with Mark by his side. The wilderness seemed to thrive around them—new green shoots rising where fire had cleared the old. Jax’s story spread quietly through the firefighting community: the rugged guardian who embodied resilience, proving that strength came in many forms, and that love and life could bloom even in the hottest of blazes.
And when their child finally arrived—healthy, loud, and perfect—Jax held the baby close to his chest, the same chest that had shielded fox kits and carried fire hoses, now cradling the next generation of wild protectors. With Mark’s arm around them both, the family looked out over the recovering forest, ready for whatever adventures lay ahead.
Belly of a Champion: Pregnant Warriors of the 2026 FIFA World Cup
Carrying the future. Playing with heart. Legends in every sense.
They’re only 2 months apart, but decided to do their babymoons at the same time 🥹
Still working out at 7.5 months 😮💨
6 months vs 9 months
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