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[tinysinner]

like for donald trump, reblog for this piece of grass

[laughingwithmycolon]

My colonoscopy prep tips

1. Put on cosy clothes and have a breakfast full of energy. 2. Make yourself a bottle of your favourite tea. 3. Prepare yourself with films or books beneath your bed. 4. Start as soon as possible with the prep (it’s nicer if you don’t have to go to the bathroom the whole night). 5. Buy the best toilet paper and enough baby wipes or baby oil. 6. Drink enough other fluids with your prep, even when you get nauseous. Then you have to slow down. 7. Prepare your family: choose a bathroom and say “it’s mine today!”. 8. Let it flow. 9. And don’t forget to put a sanitary pad in your slip :)

[laughingwithmycolon]

For you anon :)

[justummsomeguy]

10. Have an extra pair of underwear and pants in the bathroom, just in case.

11. Make sure to clear the route to the bathroom. You don’t want to be tripping over things when you’ve got to go.

12. Make sure you have you have plenty of toilet paper.

13. If your bottom gets raw/sore, putting some Vaseline on it can help (I usually do this before bed, I don’t how it feels).

14. If you have underwear you don’t like as much, or like period underwear, wear that, that way it’s not as big of deal if they get soiled.

[mittenhealth]

If it’s liquid prep, make sure it’s chilled. It’s much more palatable that way.

Also if it makes you gag, like it does with me, try using a straw to bypass your tongue. It doesn’t stop the gagging completely but I can usually get more down faster.

I’ve also been known to get a hotel room the night before so I know the entire room, and bathroom, is all mine. Preferably one that is close to the hospital so you don’t spend a lot of time in the car.

And I’d would suggest investing in some nice candles. As awful as prep is, I try to pamper myself as much as possible during it.

[laughingwithmycolon]

Wow…It got sooooo long. :) thank everyone for adding new tips to this list. For all the young (and old) colonoscopy warriors out there. And for you anon.

[fly-casually]

Might I add my colonoscopy prep tips/experience to this? I have my own blog post about it here.

[laughingwithmycolon]

That’s fine :) yaaay for more prep tips!

[rosiemscott-blog]

This is amazing! We need to stop being embarrassed about our bowels and all things bowel related! Wish I had seen this before all of my procedures <3

[colourfulpantsandarainbowhat-de]

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

[beggars-opera]

easy there henry

[colourfulpantsandarainbowhat-de]

whos henry what thef uck?

[thatonefrommarvel]

*faint laughter from Britian*

[lubricate-me-lucifer]

*history teachers crying*

[eyebotic-blog-deactivated202001]

I FOUND OUT WHY GORILLAZ IS CALLED GORILLAZ

A GROUP OF GORILLAS IS CALLED A BAND

IT’S BEEN A PUN THIS WHOLE TIME AND NOBODY NOTICED

[laughingwithmycolon]

May, 19th 2015 is world IBD day. Help spreading the right information. IBD is no pooping disease. IBD can not be described in one sentence. IBD changes the life of every patient in both good and bad ways.

[angelicbreadroll]

reblogable by request~ anon

[angelicbreadroll]

this had ten notes yesterday.

[imat711yallneedanything]

Reblogging for “GET IN YOUR KANGAROOS AND HIDE THE BOOMERANGS”

[lokiator]

wait… something’s not right

  OH MY GOD NOT THE PANTS TOO

HIDE YO KIDS HIDE YO WIFE THEY ARE COMING

[best-of-funny]

X

[legolasofthewoodlandelves]

[oasae]

I swear to fucking god everyone on this whole website is high

[timmy-likes-the-phanaconda-blog]

I would like to point out that the gif above is of the actual mayor of london good day

[flow-morphia-deactivated2015041]

reblog if you think female rapists should get the same amount of jail time as male rapists

[beybad]

[danfreakindavis-deactivated2019]

obama is fucking done with all this bullshit in that last gif

[onlyblackgirl]

Obama bout to do some mic drops these last years in term. Ain’t got shit to lose.

[foxymaples]

How to read a George Orwell book:

1. Open book

2. Read book

3. Close book

4. Stare off in to spare for at least 4 consecutive hours questioning politics, media, authority figures and humanity as a whole until your entire perspective of social structure comes crumbling down around you and you wander about reality suddenly aware of your insignificance, ignorance and cattle-like demeanour 

[angrywocunited]

[everyones-favorite-blog-deactiv]

denise-huxxtable:

huntingvoldemortinamobilelibrary:

if you don’t think this carries an important message about our society then you are what is wrong with human society today

And this is why when you see a post empowering and uplifting black women, do not invade it with “don’t you mean all women.” No, because this is not the reality of “all women.”

[lordelgay]

Reblog this if you've ever cried, had a panic attack or an anxiety attack because of school stress

[black-0rpheus]

[oliszka]

les miserables + tumblr posts (inspired by this and other such posts)

[sailorrvenus]

Hi y’all You all should sign and share this petition to Obama to enact a law called Leelah’s Law to Ban Transgender Conversion Therapy 

This was Leelah Alcorn’s last wish, please share 

[dynastylnoire]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOST

[supersquire457-deactivated20200]

254 followers. All of you better sign this.

Boost it!

[ask-the-2p-belarus-blog]

Only 24,481 are needed to have it enacted, as of my signing!!! WE are so close!

[imhyperer]

Please like or reblog if...

A) You are transgender or do not conform to gender boundaries B) You are NOT heterosexual C) You are cisgender and accept people that are not cis D) You are heterosexual but accept people of and sexuality

My mom claims that it is too dangerous for me to tell people that I am a gay transboy, and I want tonshow her that my generation is much more open minded and accepting than hers

[tuesdaey]

if this post gets 50,000 notes i will enter my cat as a candidate in the 2016 presidential election

[pewdiepiethefabulous]

I’d vote

[heyothereinternet]

Let’s do this

[clickityclackdothefrickfrack-de]

I’ll reblog this everytime it’s in my dash because it’s the best I can do

[addwomentothesequel]

GUYS CMON WHO DOESNT WANT THIS???

[youtubers-deactivated19038129]

this will be the funniest thing that tumblr has  ever fucking done.

[annneboleyns]

Teens React to Malala Yousafzai

[mysticalmalik-deactivated201705]

But who listens though?

[skepticalspectacles]

Reblogging again for recent events.