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[boyanachronism]

“My eyes are up here!”

Yeah I know but your dick print is down there

[animentality]

[pangur-and-grim]

this is what you people are doing to me today

[ironedsleeper]

[petal-metal-blog]

OMG MY NEW SHOES CAME :3 ignore my ugly house arrest ankle bracelet. haha

[arroz]

I’ve known this post longer than I’ve known most of my friends

[pussysoupforthesoul-deactivated]

Squidward clocking out of the Krusty Krab and heading to the nearest gay after hours event 

[bpdcassidy-archived-deactivated]

Come on, now, op. We all know squidward doesn’t go to the club.

He’s one of those “I’m not like other gays” gays who goes home to a bottle of wine and his obscure 50s vaudeville records, and then mopes because he can never find a boyfriend.

[calamaricarlo]

I love this website so much

[cinnamonghost]

[chthonicillness]

my teeth were perfectly designed to tear abd rend the soft white flesh of the gentle beast known as the mozzarella

[error-404-fuck-not-found]

used to think it terribly silly (and kinda funny) when fantasy or sci-fi stories would have people refer to major recent historical events as The Flood or The Incident or The Revolution, and im sure historians fucking hate that because it's not helpful or descriptive, but we sure do be calling it The Pandemic

[lostsometime]

Also the new linguistic quirk of just saying “it was 2020” as like. The full end of a story. You say “it was 2020” and everyone knows what you mean.

“I was going to get my masters degree but then it was 2020, so yeah”

“I was cast in a play and then it was 2020”

“my boyfriend proposed but then it was 2020”

[fuck-customers]

[savedgame]

NEVER ASK YOIR PARENTS TO PICK YOU UP A BEER WHAT THE FUCK KS THISSSS

[savedgame]

Listen tails this is my smart beer I’m smarter when I’m drunk

[duchessvongooseberg]

tonight, we let the LKLDS🏛️IL talk

[angel-fruitcake]

[yearningforcastiel]

who can blame them?

[flimflix]

brought some fruit for the potluck

[penelopepseudonym]

A dark, foreboding feeling overtakes you. You know this face, even in its absence.

[finalgirlsam-deactivated2022081]

supernatural (2005-2020)  /  toy story 2 (1999)

[bloodveil2k]

nicole kidman with a nintendo ds (2007)

[segamascott]

what will she discover....

[mrsterlingeverything]

Should we get one

[txttletale]

the funniest thing about 'computer, enhance' is that it implies that everyone in those shows has their computer set to Piece Of Shit Blurry Image Mode by default for no fucking reason

[txttletale]

computer activate Useful Mode

[lxcke]

THE SWIMMING PIC HAS ME SOBBING 😭😭

[sobcat]

this saturday we succeed!!

[jbirdoftheriverlands-deactivate]

Emoji spell for extreme good luck for the next two months

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