There's no I in team, but there is a me...Mario

Rose. 30ish. Shitpost extraordinaire.

[willpowers]

white usamericans when asked how they're doing, will never say "bad". they'll just say "I'm hanging in there" and that is universally understood as them being so so bad. like. no american is happily hanging in there. we don't like the hang.

[fireproofs]

happy mother’s day to that mom who sold y/n to one direction

[haughtyraban]

“there’s an ai tool for that” okay ?? there’s probably an ed sheeran song for it too who gives a fuck

[kuma-kami]

Visit Original Link

[snowdaysforever]

DELETE THIS POST

[theoldspaceevibes-deactivated20]

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

[froborr]

*clicks play in morbid curiosity*

*hammers reblog button*

[chongoblog]

I think I find this post every April Fools Day and I am so happy that I do

[parsnippety]

@the-nephelococcygian

[the-nephelococcygian]

🥸🎶

[tune-on-in-folks]

@redfoxwritesstuff @redvexillum @ladyadrasteia666

[viralfrog]

[scamguy]

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street

[dungeonmastersconsortium]

"I don't have a choice, I'm just following orders"

Have you considered smoking one (1) joint?

[the-leftist-hook]

I was gonna go to war, but then I got high.

[paparoach]

i will be your 30 year old mutual

[12u3ie]

me, whenever my friend experiences the most minor inconvenience or slight: kill? I kill them? I kill for you? kill? yes? murder? kill? bite? kill?

[jung-koook]

when you stay up all night and have to work at nine in the morning 🫩

[antontual]

HONGJOONG: 260314

[cvnteez]

[illmadekn1ght]

every day it gets harder to have a relaxed jaw and decent posture

[bellefyre]

these two renaissance ass pictures

[rarestsparkle]

i recommend telling yourself “this isn’t an experience i want to keep having” and stop entertaining things that are really detrimental to your health and don’t benefit you in anyway.

[beeccoe]

[youmakestraykidsstayy]