Shitty Ditties

[fluketopia]

I'm vegan and I don't really care that you eat meat and dairy.

That said.

IF YOU GO TO CHICK-FIL-A YOU ARE AN ENEMY OF HUMANITY.

That's all.

[the-leftist-hook]

I'm not vegan and I endorse this message.

[fluketopia]

Don't be homophonic. That's one noise I can't stand.

[the-leftist-hook]

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[mysharona1987]

[isuggestrevolution]

i have a real suggestion

[the-leftist-hook]

I feel like the corollary here is: the future will judge you harshly, I'll make sure of it.

[dailycatsblog]

[the-leftist-hook]

[altonin-deactivated20180325]

if you want to actually start to end homelessness, you need to give homeless people unconditional homes, including when we use them to do drugs or sit around drinking. either housing is unconditional or it isn’t

someone sitting at home alone, an active alcoholic, squandering your charity, drinking all day is better situation than a street homeless alcoholic. someone using drugs in your charity house is better than them doing the same w no shelter

most of you would not like most street homeless people, I definitely don’t and didn’t when I was street homeless. for every one person who uses unconditional shelter to turn themselves around, someone else will do jack shit and very slowly, if ever, work through the issues that made them homeless, will maybe never be able to live independently. still better than street homelessness, still worth doing. ultimately either you believe that shelter should be universal or you don’t

homeless people actually can’t be rehabilitated if you want to end homelessness. we either affirm the right to shelter for the worst drunken, lying, filthy, cheating, self destructive homeless people that exist, genuinely irredeemable wankers, or we concede that shelter is not a right

[funereal-disease]

This post is the distilled essence of everything I believe in.

[theconcealedweapon]

I don’t care how horrible a homeless person is. I don’t care if they have zero ambition and want to just use drugs for the rest of their lives. I don’t care if they’re the biggest asshole you’ll ever meet. I don’t care what crimes they’ve committed. They’re still a better use of our tax money than bombs. They’re still more deserving than billionaires.

[the-leftist-hook]

Rights are rights, regardless of feelings.

[cintiri]

I cannot believe the first thing Donut does in the new book is instantly call a hit out on Carl's new wife, she's such an icon. She gaslit that snake into thinking she pissed herself. She did it all while heavily traumatized over committing quite possibly the deadliest and most brutal mass casualty event in the history of the crawl. And then she goes back to the grind like it's NOTHING. Princess Donut they could never make me hate you.

[westbrookwestbooks]

I can’t wait until the next book when Donut gets herself a fancy new snakehead hat

[the-leftist-hook]

Don't forget the part where the wife's own hit squad called her up for an in-person meeting immediately afterward.

[toskarin]

do you think insight can be gained about an author from the stories they write?

no. authors are like squids and can only be understood through spirited but ultimately futile combat

[the-leftist-hook]

And, presumably, from their remains found in the stomachs of their natural predator -- the reader.

[willgrahamscock]

how are you gonna be 31 and posting fandom content bro leave it to the teenagers

People 10 and 20 years older than me are writing your favorite fanfics, and drawing your favorite characters. You'd have no fandom without the people you think are 'too old' to have hobbies.

[emachinescat]

This mentality is so insanely frustrating. Why do teenagers think that people have to give up their hobbies, give up fun, when they reach a certain age? Like??

When I was a teenager writing fic, I remember finding out that one of my favorite authors was in her 50s and that just was SUCH a revelation for me!! What do you mean, 50 year olds can write fanfic?!? Does that mean I can write fics when I'm her age?? That's AWESOME! I seriously looked up to her so much. And now I'm 35 with a husband and kid, and I'm still writing fanfic and posting fandom content - and I have no plans of stopping!

If you try to drive 30+ people out of fandom, you're going to lose the backbone of said fandom!

[evilwriter37]

The ageism in fandom is fucking insane. It’s strange that people seem to have the idea that fandom was created by and for teenagers… It was not. It was created by adults. How would we have ao3 if only teenagers were in fandom?

I don’t want to sound like I am hating on younger people in fandom, but god, y’all need to stop it with the ageism. You don’t have to give up what you love once you’re an adult. Honestly, the belief that you have to is pretty bad. It sounds like it would make people afraid of aging. Granted, modern society is so very afraid of aging.

Don’t give up what you love just because you’re an adult. You don’t have to. And don’t try to force others to do it either.

[the-leftist-hook]

Idk, maybe it's all the adults who insist on telling teenagers "these are the best times of your life."

And for the record (for whoever the unfortunate youths who stumble upon the hellsite are) they're not. People who say that shit neglected their joys. Find what makes you happy and keep doing it as long as it makes you happy.

[bannertanks]

[emi--rose]

@frommybookbook

[the-leftist-hook]

Literally Rube Waddell, a man who both won a Triple Crown and had to be contractually banned from eating crackers in bed.

[busket]

really tired of being governed by a death cult undergoing mass psychosis who thinks its their duty to bring about the apocalypse and im not being hyperbolic

[the-leftist-hook]

I hate how true this is. Dominionism sounds like the bad guy's philosophy in a children's cartoon that's more concerned with selling toys than telling a coherent story.

[alyaa-fuckthepatriarchy]

[the-leftist-hook]

Big "Take it easy, but take it" vibes.

[profeminist]

[the-leftist-hook]

There are so many books. Most are better anyway.

[thememedaddy]

[the-leftist-hook]

Now playing, by special request from a listener named Thanatos, Queen's 1984 hit "I Want to Break Free."

[sociallyunacceptableart4]

This was my art school’s water fountain. Drink from them wolf tiddies

[mando-lore]

Assignment misunderstood. I have now built a city.

[mando-lore]

[mando-lore]

Give it a day

[alexaloraetheris]

[the-leftist-hook]

This post is on fire

[fluketopia]

If you stand at a bridge with a sword, you're a highwayman and the guards will haul you off.

If you set up a slot machine, the peasants will rob themselves.

[the-leftist-hook]

If you're just standing there, you're not actually a highwayman. You could just be like one of those human statues. But with a sword. All I'm saying is it's not my fault they misunderstood me officer.

[parkertheenigma]

Carl summed up

Dungeon Crawler Carl is currently sitting right next to my swtor hyperfixation, probably not a good thing but I'm having fun

(Donut would love having a purple lightsaber, I just know it)

[fishing-princess]

I Defeated the Demon Lord but it Turns Out the Demon Army was Largely Unaffected and I Fell Victim to a Flawed Belief in Great Man Theory

[leftcosine]

I Executed The Demon Lord With One Flawless Strike And After A Brief Power Struggle The New Demon Government Is Substantially More Committed To The War Because Of Some Reason I Don't Know

[the-leftist-hook]

I Inflitrated The New Demon Government To Undermine It's Evil Demon Plans But Now I Fear I've Become A Cog In The Evil Bureaucracy.