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andre: okay so
andre: how do u get vomit out of shoes?
andre: asking for a friend
rosalind: ANDRE, I AM SO SORRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

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✧—imessage to: open
andre: okay so
andre: how do u get vomit out of shoes?
andre: asking for a friend
rosalind: ANDRE, I AM SO SORRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“you know what god’s greatest creation is? ben & jerry’s brownie batter core ice cream. that shit is blessed. it tastes like it came directly from the gates of heaven.”
“how does that make me crave ice cream so bad but also make me feel so sick at the same time? this sucks. what if i never get to enjoy ice cream ever again?”
rachel: guess whos spending a week in bulgaria rachel: try not to miss me, i leave monday
rosalind: Have fun.
“now that i got a record i’m on athletic probation from duke, but as long as i don’t do anymore stupid shit for the rest of the summer i should be good. fuck that cop though, he should’ve just let us go.”
“oh no. sucks to be you.”
✉️ iMessage → open.
rosie: oh my god i just saw the cutest puppy ever just like at the corner of my house today
rosie: so i took it to the vet and now i have a puppy :)
rosalind: SEND ME PICTURES!!!
“ honestly —- i’m so FUCKING stressed from all my psychology homework that i need to smoke like 10 blunts. wanna smoke with me? or are you just gonna sit there while i smoke and practically eat the entirety of my fridge. ”
“you should take a break, homework stinks. um, no thank you... i’m never smoking ever again in my entire life. but go ahead. who am i to stop you?”
noah: just woke up rn and its fuckin 6 pm noah: wanna go get breakfast for dinner? noah: its ur lucky day
rosalind: Depends what counts as breakfast for dinner. rosalind: I believe in three nutritious meals a day :~)
✗ imssg ➮ rosa 😇
luke: u gotta make her jealous
luke: yknow, show her ur fun and hot
luke: then she'll regret ditching u
rosalind: But I'm not fun OR hot.
rosalind: I'm responsible and pretty in a mom way.
✗ imssg ➮ rosa 😇
luke: dont be lame u should come :)
luke: gotta show rachel what shes missing
rosalind: I don't know what that means but okay.
❝ ☾ °✧* • — imssg: virgin rosa ❜
rachel: i'm going :) wear smth pretty
rosalind: Okay :~D
rosalind: You too :~)
❝ ☾ °✧* • — imssg: virgin rosa ❜
rachel: are you going to the party tonight?
rosalind: Maybe :~) What about you? :~)
✗ imssg ➮ rosa 😇
luke: my bad ;~)
luke: coming to the party tonight?
rosalind: Thank you.
rosalind: Maybe... Depends how this episode of Game of Thrones ends...
rosalind: ;~)
❝ ☾ °✧* • — imssg: virgin rosa ❜
rachel: i was kidding. don't be so sensitive :)
rosalind: Okay sorry...
❝ ☾ °✧* • — imssg: virgin rosa ❜
rachel: im not being mean, babe
rosalind: You told me to stop talking...
❝ ☾ °✧* • — imssg: virgin rosa ❜
rachel: you seemed to like it, last time i checked
rosalind: You weren't this mean to me.
✗ imssg ➮ rosa 😇
luke: i'm not trying to be rude
luke: i've just never had a girl offer to show me specifically her thighs before
luke: but hey if that means im getting u naked then u kno im down ;)
rosalind: The wink emoji is so threatening without the cute nose :~/
rosalind: ;~)
rosalind: See?
❝ ☾ °✧* • — imssg: virgin rosa ❜
rachel: stop talking
rosalind: You are so rude...