giratina's sacrement

[POKEBLOG RP/UNREALITY WARNING]

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Welcome, welcome! I'm your host, feel free to call me Narrator or even better, not call me at all! And you can figure out my pronouns.

I doubt explanations for this blog are needed, so let's directly go to the rules, shall we? ;)

— no homophobia, racism, misogyny, ect... I'm certain you people are above that!

— drama mentions are alright, but name dropping should be avoided (but it's not forbidden either).

— it shall never escalate to the point of harassing someone. Get it kids?

— if not in the dni, everyone is free to drop a confession! Don't be shy but stay respectful. Arceus is watching you. ♡

• [ magic anons + pelipper mail aren't allowed (might allow mail at some point?) ]

• [ Narrator said most of it. have fun but lock the fuck in. Be normal people. Normal. ]

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I have this bucket of water that I dunk my storm drain maractus, she likes it

Confession #34

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Love learning through this site and gliscord that theres a verison of my brother on here but from a universe where my parent's marriage fell apart before i was born and he's an only child. Very fun :/

Probably too specific, so my friends can probably identify me here but man...

Confession #33

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My brother has joined this site and immediately got compared to the Muppet Joker! Oh my darlings, you are hilarious.

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There's so many psychic trainers here that just PISSES me off

Confession #32

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Maybe I am stupid, maybe humans are right, maybe we're all stupid. My whole species all idiots. I'm starting to believe it.

Confession #31

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I’m the one using anon magic to turn people into pokemon.

*poof*

HAHAHA GOT YOU

Confession #30

[ERROR.EXE]

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I'm in love with Pokémon from the other side of the world. Not even a specific individual... I'm hopeless.

Confession #29

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I NEED the Volussy

Confession #28

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I have a huge crush on one of my close friends, and I wanan be in a polycule with her and my current girlfriend. But she’s so oblivious and just can’t tell I like her… I don’t know what to do…

Confession #27

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i sent my ex my friend my rival my roommate my former roommate an egg so that i could force him to hang out with me.

Confession #26

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Dead blog

Confession #25

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The same anon from confessions 12 and 15

WHY IS IT SO FUCKIN’ DARK

THE FUCK HAPPENED TO THE FUCKIN’ SUN AND MOON?!

They just… CRASHED???

Confession #24

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I want to become a Butterfree. Or anything with wings, Butterfree was just the first thing with wings that came to mind. Wings are so cool. I want to attach them to my back or something. Like instead of top surgery I want to go through wing surgery.

Confession #23

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Anon from Confession #17 here.

There’s another one now. It looks extremely powerful, both of them.

Weirdly enough though, I asked someone about that rumor of the black dragon killing someone and… they were that person?? and they’re fine and thought it’d be fun to mess with her?????

idk, everything surrounding this girl is making me more and more concerned…

Confession #22

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This guy keeps leaving his Machamp in my care and it's really violent and keeps attacking all the other Pokemon. I have to write an incident report each time he attacks the Pokemon, and I have to faint him to even get him to chill out because he fights to the death. I'm gonna start charging double to keep this Pokemon here, I might keep him in his own room too. The Machamp is clearly violent from some sort of neglect or abuse too, it's just lashing out and I don't wanna punish the Machamp!!! Might have to call PPS soon if the behavior doesn't change.

Confession #21

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I never thought I’d walk in a room with an atmosphere of ‘I wanna murder people’. Yet here I am. Or rather, last night.

Confession #20