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Ok, I’m remaking this post because the last one is pretty dead and pretty disorganized, so I need to make a new one.

My name is Dorian Addams. I’m 19 years old, I’m a college freshman, I’m gay, trans, and have undiagnosed ADD/ADHD, and I really need your help.

My home life is a fucking disaster area. I live with my mother and younger sibling, who are BOTH emotionally and physically abusive, with the former yelling almost every other day at one or both of us and my sibling very frequently hitting me hard enough to bruise and telling me, multiple times, that she’d be happy if I killed myself. I’ve had multiple breakdowns in this house because of both the current abuse and a few stand-out moments in the past I won’t detail.

I’m currently saving up to move in with my boyfriend in June 2021. However, I had to help a few friends keep from losing their internet and buy food, so now most of what I had saved up is gone. I also have to pay for college again coming up soon, so I NEED money.

My PayPal is PayPal.me/ArizaTheObserver , and I’ll be linking my commission info, kofi, and where you can find all the adoptable designs I have up for sale.

Please share this if you can, y’all, itd mean a lot to me. I’ll be saving the money up for moving in, but if I get enough traction I can do things like start saving up for hrt.

Here are some examples of the kind of art you can expect from me if you’re interested in commissions:

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Commission Info

Adoptables For Sale

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Patreon

Please boost this if you can!!!

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Howdy! Some fun info on me to start things off!

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Round 4 Poll 1: Underlord Darwin (@year2000electronics) vs Trajothaddeus Captio (@bonetrousled)

Underlord Darwin (he/him):

Why is he a failboy? He's the lord of the undead but he keeps fucking up. His parents let him do it because they spoil him rotten. He got a mortal form but got himself killed like Jesus and then as recompense his parents promised he could end the world in 2020. He got stopped from this by literally two teenagers. His entire plan amounts on turning everyone into skeletons. He only has two friends and they're both cooler than him. He's pathetic.

Why should he win? Because I think Darwin's only hard-earned win should be as the BIGGEST FAILIURE, baby. Also my OCs have a completed ask blog, so anyone at home can discover the pathetic aura all for themselves.

Other info: Although he may seem like a successboy for owning the underworld and almost starting an apocalypse, his true failure is written right on his face.

Trajothaddeus Captio (He/him):

Why is he a failboy? Nepotism baby that was disowned by his father. Tells everyone that he's drowning in cash- he is not. Has no idea how to take care of himself. Has fake influencer courses and phishing emails that he uses to get peoples' money. SO fucking full of himself but cannot do anything successfully and has the bodily strength of a single sickly bird. Minor events kick the shit out of him daily and he's mean about it to everyone and then he goes up to his room and cries

Why should he win? Traj possesses one of the most integral but most overlooked features of a failboy: being unpleasant and kind of an asshole

Other info: hes an ANTBOY also. double points for being an Ant (small creature)

Underlord Darwin or Trajothaddeus Captio?

Darwin

Traj

Voting ended onApr 19, 2023

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darwin's gotta win we're SO CLOSE

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*Jumpscares any followers still here for Darwin’s sake*

#WE HAVE TO DARWINSWEEP.

An Update

I'm not gonna be coming back.

Chili Choco and the Posse will be around in some form or another but the blog sure as hell is not on the docket anymore!

Y'all stay safe!

#final update

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It's Been Fun!

But I can't run this blog anymore, or at the very least, not right now for a long time. As much as I love my OCs and what I do with them, my love for running this askblog has dwindled more and more over the years and now it just feels like a pressing chore that makes me annoyed and angry. I'm not deactivating it (you'd have to shoot me for this URL) and I don't know if I'll ever be back, but I'm not gonna stop drawing Funnel and the others and working on them because I love them more than I can put into words.

I just won't be doing it here, in character and all that.

It's all so very tiring and I want to stop now before my unfortunate distaste for this blog turns into a distaste for my beloveds blorbos hsfgdhd. If I ever do come back, things and characters will be different than how you know them now, but don't count the days waiting for my return, okay?

So yeah, I'm sorry about it, guys. I just can't do this anymore, sorry

#boosting this

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Also 📂 Evildoer of yours of your choice

Sugar Daddy is fully aware of the resemblance between him and Funnel and loves to joke about being related to them and the Cake family, his favorite thing being to claim that he's their missing father or their uncle or something similar. Everyone knows he's not, but by god, does it piss Funnel off and there is just no greater joy in life for Sugar Daddy than that

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JAMBALAYA 📁

Jambalaya likes to fight and scuffle with the other horned members of the Red Bull Rodeo. He's lost a couple times, but that just gives him reason to call for a rematch!

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📂 Song bird?

Song Bird can tell shades of color apart on a very minute scale and is very very picky about the colors she puts on himself as a result. What looks like the same shade of blue to you is all types of different to them!

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Luke Gilford spent four years immersing himself in LGBTQ+ rodeo culture – and discovered a world where steer-roping meets lip-sync battles and camp glamour

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YES!!!! EVIL CACKLE!!!

Funnel clears their throat in a half attempt to soothe themself, taking a deep breath before giving you a more real grin at your sheer enthusiasm.

"Alright, alright! Lemme see."

They shuffle a little and plant their feet before taking another deep breath, rings of colors pulsing to life in their eyes. Oh boy, here we go...

The demonic laugh they let out shakes the house, rattling plates and vases, and Pancake and Dutch freeze outside at the sound, but luckily nothing and nobody comes crashing down. Countless voices call their name throughout the home and from the backyard and Funnel muffles a snort as they cover their mouth.

"Happy?" They whisper, pleased as all hell to bother their family.

#HEEHEHEHE

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Sorry, sibling. Thats understandable, it must not be fun to think about all that. Speaking of family, hows yours at the moment funnel?

"Well~..."

Funnel turns and leans back against the kitchen counter, smiling softly as they watch out the backdoor window. Pancake is out there, happily playing with Prize Pig, but running alongside him is a young girl. She's damn near identical to him, tooth gap and all, save for the fact that her eyes are raspberry red rather than his blueberry blue. She's laughing as she chases the two of them down, pausing for a moment when she catches sight of Funnel through the window. She waves and points at Funnel when Pancake stops to ask what she's up to, prompting him to wave at them too. Funnel snorts, waving back before the two of them return to their game.

"It certainly is a lot more whole than the last time you saw me, that's for sure."

[ @rotten-dough-rodeo for mention of Prize Pig ]

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Song Bird is fun to draw when I’m not coloring in six different lineless bits

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Funnel Cake SENIOR? Is there a Funnel Cake junior we don't know about??

"If you're asking if I have a son, the answer is no," Funnel pipes up as they rub the back of their neck, cheeks coloring just a little at the implication. "My younger brother and I have the same flavor, but his preferred name is Funnelcoaster, while I still go by Funnel Cake. Legally, I guess, I'm Funnel Cake Senior. Look, I don't-"

Funnel huffs, partly annoyed with themself that such a simple and fair question has flustered them.

"I'm not a dad."

[ @rotten-dough-rodeo for mention of Funnel Cake Junior Funnelcoaster ]

#LOVE the way this question is phrased