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Cosmic Funnies
Sade Olutola
ojovivo
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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Fai_Ryy
YOU ARE THE REASON
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
bliss lane
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if i look back, i am lost
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@rottenwoman
if you don’t think history is amusing then you’re wrong because one time 3 different guys declared themselves pope all at once and they all excommunicated each other and it was basically the funniest shit ever
what about that time the Lichtenstein army sent 80 men to Italy to fight and came back with 81
what about the time that the prussian emperor kidnapped tall people because he really wanted his armies to be tall
my mom got a jesus shaped flashlight recently just so whenever someone says “i can’t see" she can be like “let jesus light the path"
YOU GUYS
SO I ACTUALLY DID THIS A FEW MONTHS AGO AND I DIDNT EVEN THINK THEY LOOKED AT THIS SORT OF THING SO BY THE TIME THE DELIVERY MAN CAME I HAD FORGOTTEN THAT I WROTE THAT AND THE GUY WAS REALLY CUTE. WHEN I OPENED THE DOOR HE WAS SUPER FLUSTERED AND DROPPED HIS PEN, THE BAG HOLDING THE PIZZA AND THE RECEIPTS. THEN after i signed the receipt and he was getting ready to leAVEEEE HE GOES “So… umm… did you actually put that?" and i was like “put what?" and he goes "… to.. um… tell you.. um that you’re pretty" omg it hit me that this was why he was all nervous and i started cracking up omfg then he told me that i was pretty.
ahhh pizza
HA so these guys in the library were joking around and one is like “So when’s our date?” and they started discussing when and where and what. Then they hugged really hard and slowly pulled apart and just kind of stopped a second and the other was like “… you really gonna take me on a date?” and the first guy is like, “Uh… yeah, man I’ll take you on a date.” AND THE SECOND GUY SEEMED SO EXCITED GUYS I THINK I JUST WITNESSED THE BEGINNING OF SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL
did you kno that 10 million pounds of maple syrup was stolen from quebec
10 million pounds
1/3 of the government’s reserve
like. how do you even steal 10 million pounds of maple syrup. where do you hide it. what would you even do with it
why does the canadian government have a maple syrup reserve
the real question here is why WOULDN’T we
I’ve wanted to run a fic fest for a while now, and a lot of the pairings that I’m in love with (bagginshield is having absolutely no problem) have as little as 16 fics on AO3. SIXTEEN PEOPLE. It’s saddening, and so, to cheer myself (and everyone who loves various and sundry rarepairs like me), I...
The fuck?
Two chavs in front of me dicussing how all new music is shit.
Fuck sterotypes then.
Modern dragons.
Seriously considering calling smokers 'Dragons who don't dragon so good'.
Surbible
In Eng. lit., I misheard "the main theme is survival" for "the bible".
I cannot unsee The Hunger Games being fought with projectile bibles.
My friend said that I'm the only girl who's ever wondered what it'd be like to have a penis. Reblog this to prove him wrong please.
reblog this post if you did what it told you to do.
When you see it, REBLOG IT.
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