Ground Control to Major Tom

I track the tag rougaroucojones • This is a personal blog. • Lauren • 22 • Gamer-Gate • Egalitarian • Pagan • Veteran Shit Stirrer • I like dogs, and metal • Dislikes: anchovies • If you take anything I say seriously I will have you publicly flogged

[rougaroucojones]

Oh

I still remember this password whoops

[nonbinaryraichu]

who else is taking a big sip of

My Significant Other Is Amazing And Im So Lucky to Have Them In My Life juice on this fine tuesday

[meme-theft]

[65-percent-puns]

PLEASE TURN YOUR SOUND ON

[mjalti]

shy guys flirting is literally the best feeling in the world, they’re so cute that u sometimes forget…they’re still men n will destroy u, given the chance

[strawberry--pop-deactivated2018]

[rougaroucojones]

I asked Beau if he'd destroy me and he said "in bed if you want me to"

[angelfrommontgomery]

Anybody else got like,, rlly random connections to famous ppl?? Like my older brothers were friends w Jennifer Lawrence when they were like 12 and I just found out I’m friends w the cousin of the girl who voiced honey lemon in big hero six like, idk what I’m supposed to do with either of these tid bits I feel like I was supposed to live my life in ignorance of them

[deadbeatmaker]

my grandma accidentally kinda threatened one of our top politicians with a knife

[formerlymsw]

my mom’s cousin is really good at genealogy and a couple years ago she found out that we’re related to tom hanks. 

[brucejenner]

whoopi goldberg literally bullied my friends and i off of the subway (i’m not lying) when i was in grade 11.

[anti-stuff-pro-stuff]

EXPLAIN

[disordered-self-restraint-girl]

My friend irl has an uncle in Linkin Park

[rougaroucojones]

Selena Gomez went to the same school as my fiance. And she still swings in on occasion.

[rougaroucojones]

Why are my only followers porn blogs now.

[rougaroucojones]

WHEN WAS THAT ASK SENT. DO I EVEN HAVE FOLLOWERS ANYMORE? WHAT DID I DO TO RECEIVE A JESUS LOVES YOU ANON.

[rougaroucojones]

Jesus Christ loves you. He loves you so much he sacrificed himself to keep Satan from doing whatever he wants to you. Please let God into your heart, he loves you so much.

I just got a phone that will run Tumblr. Wat.

[dogfella-deactivated20150228]

[officialfrenchtoast]

you will regret scrolling over this

[unfollovving]

unmute this please

[scienceconspiritors]

MY FAVORITE VINE HAS RETURNED @morganfreemanontherun

[horhardaho-deactivated20180622]

Phantom Blood is fucking boring.

[femboy-fever]

[rougaroucojones]

Phantom Blood is great. Jonathan is daddy material.

[rougaroucojones]

Woman may not have prostates but they are married to men a lot of the time and losing your husband to cancer sucks.

Losing anyone to cancer sucks. I didn't say women weren't affected at all, but they do not develop prostate cancer. I'm not saying don't support research. I simply stated that women are not "rarely" affected by prostate cancer in the way that person was implying.

[rougaroucojones]

Trans women have prostates, so prostate cancer affects them.

FEMALES do not have prostates. They have vestigial prostate glands that develop cancer at a percentage of 0.003%. Males develop breast cancer at a higher rate than women develop Skene’s Gland Adenocarcinoma.

[this-is-cthulhu-privilege]

I’m shaking, but for different reasons :^)

[firejutsu]

all my lgbt friends im talking to rn are so scared and like on the verge of puking and like i hope all y’all who voted third party for a protest vote or didnt vote at all bc you “didnt like either candidate” remember this night for the rest of your lives and how many people you scared 

[lechelady-deactivated20161227]

I feel like a lot are overreactions

[bezosbaldhead-deactivated202007]

But Trump doesn’t have a problem with lgbt people

[the-darkest-of-souls]

FUCKING MELODRAMATIC

[rougaroucojones]

LGBT female who voted trump and is feeling ecstatic. Whoops.

[tw-evan-deactivated20170827]

women not shaving for no shave november are awesome!

but it’s not about you. it’s not about “sticking it to the patriarchy”. it’s not about destroying primitive beauty standards for women. it’s about raising money and awareness for prostate cancer: which kills the same amount of people as breast cancer but has a minuscule percentage of the funding, research or awareness that breast cancer has.

please just be respectful when you participate in NSN. it’s not about women, it’s about men.

[hawkeyedflame]

And if you have money to spare, consider donating to the cause! Participating is great and it’s a really good way to spread awareness, but donating is also helpful.

[shadeflare-sisters]

Just as a slight reminder, just like how breast cancer (rarely) affects men, prostate cancer also (rarely) affects women too.

[rougaroucojones]

Dude what. Prostate cancer doesn't affect women. At all. Because women don't have prostates.

[skcgsra]

fox witch aesthetic

(more here)

[obliviousfloral]

Disney Starbucks!!

I hope ya’ll didn’t think that callout picture was new.

[discourseprincesa]

Still racist and ugly 🤗

[beakedwhalesyo]

And you’re still pathetic for continuing to harass a girl on the internet who insulted you.

[obliviousfloral]

Nah man I told her this selfie was here. I just want my callout post picture updated. That pic is a year old.

[phlyhigh]

Awww Princess you’re adorable AND a good troll! ♡

[obliviousfloral]

Awhhhh thank you!!!

[phlyhigh]

You’re welcome! Now just don’t get any cuter or I’ll have to kiss you indefinitely.

[obliviousfloral]

You gotta get through Justin dear.

[rougaroucojones]

And me like the hierarchy is Justin > Lauren > y'all hos