Roses are red, my vices are Blu

Watch your back, I'm right behind you.

[rouge-et-roses]

I have become aware that people are slandering me on this web domain.

Therefore, I have created an account, so that you all may slander me to my face.

Have at it, you fools.

[bestistbostonboy69]

im gonna fuck your mother's husband and give you a little brother

@lespion-blu need help wid diggin a shallow grave for dis nucklehead?

[lespion-blu]

Absolutely. Grab a bat and shovel.

What a vile statement. You should be ashamed. I do not go whoring myself out to randoms. Only to ma chérie.

[rouge-et-roses]

WHERE IS MY MA, SPY?????

Your mother? Well, in a manner of speaking, a version of your mother is in my fine silk sheets right now.

[lespion-blu]

Tu es un faggétte

Oh mon dieu, comment cela pourrait-il être ? Me? Un faggétte ? Impossible.

Oui, je suis consciente que j’aime les hommes.

[lespion-blu]

Mon fils me manque.

[rouge-et-roses]

Ta femme me manque.

[lespion-blu]

Va te faire foutre.

[rouge-et-roses]

Venez le faire vous-même.

[lespion-blu]

Mon fils me manque.

[rouge-et-roses]

Ta femme me manque.

[rouge-et-roses]

What if I make you pregnant anyway?

Ooc: Hey guys can we maybe not imply sexual assault on the funny tf2 ask blog thanks <3

[rouge-et-roses]

Theoretically, are you capable of pregnancy? Do you have a baboon uterus?

You are a fool if you believe I would let the doctor that close to my reproductive organs.

[lespion-blu]

I'm not a coward.

[rouge-et-roses]

Perhaps you would be better off one.

[lespion-blu]

Well, you can come worry for me to my face in my smoking room. Doors always open for you mon ami. Bring some wine.

[rouge-et-roses]

Quite the blatant trap you are luring me into, non?

...

Well, it would be rude of me to decline. I will be there shortly.

[rouge-et-roses]

Having a child-free life is so liberating.

[meet-the-scoutlings]

The Scoutlings stared up at the RED Spy. Half of them consisted of RED Scoutlings, and the other consisted of BLU Scoutlings.

Scoutling #1 looked down at his red shirt, then looked back up at the Spy.

(#1) Papa!

The Scoutlings nodded and murmured in agreement.

[rouge-et-roses]

Mon dieu, where is the fly swatter?

[rouge-et-roses]

Theoretically, are you capable of pregnancy? Do you have a baboon uterus?

You are a fool if you believe I would let the doctor that close to my reproductive organs.

[lespion-blu]

I'm not a coward.

[rouge-et-roses]

Perhaps you would be better off one.

[rouge-et-roses]

Theoretically, are you capable of pregnancy? Do you have a baboon uterus?

You are a fool if you believe I would let the doctor that close to my reproductive organs.

[rouge-et-roses]

Having a child-free life is so liberating.

[lespion-blu]

Weak. Cowardice. No wonder ma chérie married me instead. Pathetic behaviour. Get a life.

[rouge-et-roses]

Typical Blu behavior, to look down on the choices of others.

[rouge-et-roses]

Having a child-free life is so liberating.

[rouge-et-roses]

surely an obituary writer will appreciate your swag…

I believe this is a threat, but I cannot be sure. What on Earth is swag?

[lespion-blu]

Date night. Here is the outfit for tonight.

[bestistbostonboy69]

HEY!!! DELETE THIS.

[lespion-blu]

WRONG PICTURE 2RONG PICTUE WORNG PICTUE

[bestistbostonboy69]

LITRALLY WHATS DA MATTER WID YOU-

[lespion-blu]

COMMENT SUPPRIMER DES PHOTOS?????????

[rouge-et-roses]

EST-CE MOI ???

[lespion-blu]

you notice a few of your items missing.

was it @/bluatomicbonk or @/bestistbostonboy69 ?, youll neva know.

Most likely the Blu one.

My son can just ask me for things, I am hardly fickle with my children and like spoiling them.

Besides, if it's cigarettes or wine, it is probably @rouge-et-roses. He's hardly subtle.

[rouge-et-roses]

Hi. I'm deeply in love with you.

Back of the line.