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[fruk-choosing-a-username]

Person B: *on phone with A* Hey come home, I’m bored and I miss you ;)

Person A: I’m at Applebee’s, no thanks

[kiwiipiip]

c h i l l 🐥

[lavenderlady1999]

Welcome to the Host Club!

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[y-o-o-f]

Midoriya: “IT’S YOUR POWER! NOT HIS!”

Todoroki:

[biitbatter]

With the power of denial and art, I can pretend the scene turned out like this instead! 👌

Though I won’t lie, even if the scene did turn out like this I probably would’ve drawn it anyways. I might do another one with the other characters I really wanna draw but it depends on how much time I’ll have!

[ovsyanpwnz]

[ The Last Supper ]

Dabi, Kaminari, Kirishima, Bakugou, All Might, Midoriya, Shinsou, Todoroki, Uraraka

[lazyspidey16]

Guys!! 😍

[kinkyacademia]

Hey Undead Raven~ Friend~ can ya pls hit a girl up with some Alpha!Shinsou. I need it. How about a little situation where he catches an omega awkwardly trying to slip something into his locker/bag/desk without him noticing and it turns out she'd stolen it when building a nest before her heat. She's had a crush on him FOREVER like same middle school crushing since then forever and so just took it on instinct. Pretty pls? With a cherry on top???

It’s now 5am..I’m going to bed after I post this…but I stayed up to write this because it’s such a good fucking request and it made me smile and snort and choke on my ice tea so yes, I will happily write this and thank YOU for using your manners!

🕸🕸Undead Raven🕸🕸

🐱 You were busted. There was no doubt about it.

🐱 Hitoshi held your wrist tightly in his grasp and you had no possible way to escape, or explain for that matter. Not when he held the stolen item in his other hand, his lips pressed into a gorgeous firm line.

🐱 “I’ve been looking for this.” - That single phrase filled your entire being with dread. You were so screwed.

🐱 You couldn’t stop the rushed explanation of your situation. Wanting to explain yourself before he could hate you anymore than he likely did already. It sounded stupid but you knew it would be better than letting him hate you more first.

🐱 After taking a minute to process the information, Hitoshi drops the small item in your hand, using his own to make your hand close around the item, a charming yet tired smile on his lips, a look of understanding in his eyes.

🐱 “Next time ask. I’ll bring you something better” - With that, he leaves the room and you’re left behind, to stare at the place he had once stood, your mind reeling.

🐱 Did you suddenly have an alpha?

[pnklapis]

Am I funny yet

[pnklapis]

Why is this making a comeback

[radicalposture]

today on ‘things in cowboy bebop that make me absolutely lose my mind’

[notreewaits-deactivated20200806]

Toddlers are so pure. She doesn’t understand that we help her with certain things because she’s little. She thinks that everyone just helps each other like that. So she tries to blow on my food and cut it up for me and tries to help me put on my shoes.

[pussysoupforthesoul-deactivated]

i was giving little wagon rides to a baby around the backyard one day and all of a sudden she hops off and slaps the seat of the wagon telling me to get on because it was my turn and i was like no it’s ok im too heavy and she was like NO ITS UR TURN and kept tugging on my hand so i would sit down. eventually i got on and it was just a little 2 year old trying so hard to push me around on a wagon not understanding why it wouldn’t budge but still so determined to let me have my turn lol

[llywela13]

I don’t think I’d realised how many casual compliments we pay to our toddler until she started casually complimenting us back, because experience has taught her that’s How Social Interaction Is Done, and there’s nothing quite like a very earnest three-year-old solemnly and sincerely informing you that you look wonderful and smell nice to make you feel really good about yourself

I tell her she’s my best girl. She tells me I’m her best auntie. Then we both feel good about the world!

[drtruth8]

I was pretending I couldn’t reach the balloons on the ceiling to be funny, but then my 2 year old cousin started to push up on my leg to “help” me get up. It was adorable so I every time I had to reach up I acted like I needed help until he tried to pick me up.

[n-o-s-t-a-l-g-i-c]

[teenagedream]

how to make tea

[dahliasheng]

Things that totally happened on Supernatural: The Adventures of Sam fucking Winchester (based on this)

[covered-byroses]

Old Man

Dean x Reader

611 Words

Warnings: NSFW, Smut, Impala Sex

Summary: You do your best to assure Dean that he is definitely NOT old.

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“You ain’t old, baby,” you breathe, raking blunt nails through Dean’s meticulously styled hair.

“If you were really an old man…” You hike your skirt up, black and gray pinstripes bunched around your hips. “Betcha couldn’t fuck me right here.”

“Shit-” It’s a sharp intake of air through clamped teeth, but still clear as a bell. You smile, shift yourself until dress shirt-clad breasts mash up against his throat. He wraps his arms around your middle, ducks his head so that his face buries in your covered cleavage.

“Oh my god,” he says, voice muffled, and squeezes tighter.

You let your hands fall to his shoulders, suit jacket cool and smooth under your palms. Dean moans, and you can feel the vibrations bleed into your chest, settle behind your nipples. He pulls back and looks up at you, pupils blown. “You’re tryna kill me, huh? Give me a goddamned coronary?”

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[organicslut]

[thepaganpothead]

Just took a fatass dab and feelin so good~ Wishing you and your loved ones a safe and happy holidays! Blessed be ✌