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Round Dice RPG Group Introduction

Hi! We are the Round Dice TTRPG Group! We are a bunch of nerds from Germany who have been playing tabletop rpgs and pen and papers for a long time now. Whenever Twitter was still around, that was where we posted our silly quotes, but nowadays (provided they don't forget for months on end), Puffin manages this Tumblr Blog for that purpose instead. Our Party consists of the following Members:

Adrian (he/him): our forever-GM

Jannik (he/they): currently playing Trinovantes Gillard

Toni (she/her): currently playing Mayari Kraft

Julia (she/they): currently playing Nathaniel Fulmer

Lars (he/him): currently playing Johannis Libro

Puffin (he/they/she): currently playing Nastya Ortsev

Erik (he/him): currently playing Zachariah Wolff

Andi (he/him): currently playing Ethanos Georgios Mykonos Menelaos

Whenever a post lists quotes with the names in bold letters, that's an out-of-character-quote or interaction. If the names are not bold, it's an in-character quote or interaction. We don't expect everybody who happens upon the blog to know all the player names, so by doing this, we can easily signal whenever a quote is or isn't OOC. What campaign a quote is from is indicated via the tags.

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Erik: The way you got yeeted through the portal was definitely badass.

Erik: Das war halt schon badass, wo du durchs Portal geyeeted wurdest.

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Lars: I'll steal his bunsen burner. Are there bunsen burners in this world?

Lars: Ich klau seinen Bunsenbrenner. Gibt es Bunsenbrenner in dieser Welt?

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Puffin: Roll for Asexuality.

Erik: I think that's more of a passive buff.

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Erik: I'll roll for my blood type.

Adrian [GM]: You're rolling nothing!

Erik: Yes, I'm rolling!

Adrian [GM]: Okay, fine! Your blood type is drywall, you ass!!!

Erik: Ich würfle jetzt meine Blutgruppe aus.

Adrian [GM]: Du würfelst gar nichts hier!

Erik: Doch, ich würfle!

Adrian: Okay, du hast Blutgruppe Trockenbau, du Arsch!

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Erik: Does this count as defacing a body?

Lars: Nah, it's gravity.

Erik: Zählt das schon als Leichenschändung?

Lars: Nee, das ist Schwerkraft.

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Julia: We're all lightweight, I doubt the ship will sink because of the seven additional people.

Julia: Wir sind leicht, ich bezweifle dass das Schiff von sieben weiteren Leuten sinkt.

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Erik: I'm gonna do a really cool backflip.

Adrian [GM]: Roll for academical knowledge -

Erik: Ich mache einen richtig krassen Backflip.

Adrian [GM]: Würfel mal auf akademisches Wissen -

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Unethical Archaeologist Core

Fritz: Look, I found a coin!

Felix: How many did you actually find?

Fritz: ...two?

Felix: Really? You know our rule. If you sack stuff, give me at least a third for the research.

Fritz: *hands over three coins and a necklace*

Felix: Thank you for your cooperation.

Fritz: Schau mal, ich hab eine Münze gefunden!

Felix: Wie viele hast du wirklich gefunden?

Fritz: ...zwei?

Felix: Wirklich? Du kennst unsere Regel. Wenn du Zeug einsteckst, gib mir mindestens ein Drittel für die Forschung ab.

Fritz: *gibt Felix drei Münzen und eine Halskette*

Felix: Vielen Dank für die Kooperation.

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Puffin: Nathaniel is simply the party twink.

Erik: That sounds dirty.

Puffin: Nathaniel ist halt der Party-Twink.

Erik: Das klingt versaut.

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Trin: How many people have you interacted with in your life? Johannis: Uh... my Dad... Tobias from the factory... ... ... the mail-man... Trin: Mit wie vielen Menschen hast du in deinem Leben interagiert? Johannis: Äh... mein Vater... Tobias aus der Fabrik... ... ... der Postbote...

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Medeah: How are the wife and kids? Dead? Yeah, mine too. Medeah: Was machen Frau und Kinder? Tot? Ja, meine auch.

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Zachariah: She's pregnant. There are no documented cases indicating that being contageous.

Zachariah: Sie ist schwanger. Es gibt keine dokumentierten Fälle, die nahelegen, dass das ansteckend ist.

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Adrian [GM]: Why do you want to do that?! Erik: Because it attends attraction!

Adrian: Warum willst du das tun?! Erik: Weil es Aufregen erseht!

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Kai-Uwe Jäger: Whatever you do, don't be a Beppo.

Beppo: Look! A butterfly!

Kai-Uwe Jäger: Was auch immer ihr tut, seid kein Beppo.

Beppo: Guck mal! Ein Schmetterling!

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Erik: I'll pull out my Monty Python Horse from my pockets and gallop over to the town hall.

Erik: Ich hole mein Monty Python Pferd aus der Tasche und gallopiere zum Rathaus.

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Lars: Dear lady, we may speak the same language, but I have no clue what you're saying.

Lars: Werte Dame, wir sprechen vielleicht dieselbe Sprache, aber ich verstehe kein Wort.

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