Writings Of A Meaty Bun

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[rourouxiaobao]

MXTX FoodZine 2024 \o/

My MXTX FoodZine 2024 fics are finally live!!! On my AO3, that is (they've been live via the official Zine channels for a while now, just that I was overseas, and then fell sick with Post-Trip Flu).

I contributed 2 fics and 3 recipes for this year's Zine! I was supposed to contribute and 3rd fic (collabbing with someone else's recipe) but time and stress really got to me and I couldn't get it done (to my standards) in time. I'll save it for next year's Zine! :D

My contributions: - MDZS fic + 1 recipe (there are 3 recipes in this collab) - TGCF fic + recipe - Recipe for a SVSSS art collab Info for each contribution below, along with page numbers for where they can be found within the digital Zine! For the fics, you can click/tap on the header or fic cover image to be directed to my fic!

Accusations of Murder (And Other Sibling Things) [MDZS Fic]

Relationships: Xue Yang & A-Qing, Jiang Yanli/A-Qing, Song Lan/Xiao Xingchen Tags: Yi City Fam, Siblings Xue Yang & A-Qing, Sibling Shenanigans, Are You Really Siblings If You Haven't Accused Each Other Of Heinous Crimes At Least Once, Sibling Love Language Is Accusing Your Sibling Of Murdering Your Pet, But You'll Also Die For Them, And You'll Absolutely Murder Anyone Who Fucks With Them, Just Sibling Things, Food Fic, MXTX FoodZine, Suppportive Bro Xue Yang, Coming Out, No Hurt All Comfort, Sibling Bonding, Modern AU Summary: Something is bothering A-Qing and Xue Yang, in his capacity as her insufferable responsible big brother, decides to do something about it.

Bribery with food and unfounded! accusations of murder abound. Pages: 110-115 (Pg110 GhostySword's recipe; Pg111 DJ's recipe card; Pg112 my recipe + DJ's art; Pgs113-115 my fic) Please check the post-fic notes for DJ's and Ghosty's socials!

One Man's Trash Is Another Man's Grocery List [TGCF Fic]

Relationships: Hua Cheng/Xie Lian, He Xuan/Shi Qingxuan, Shi Qingxuan & Xie Lian, Hua Cheng & He Xuan, Jun Wu/Mei Nianqing Tags: Food Fic, MXTX FoodZine, Modern AU, Xie Lian's Absolutely Trash Luck, Xie Lian's Absolutely Trash Cooking Skills, But If There's No Cooking Involved It'll Be Okay Right, In Sanlang We Trust, Getting Drunk, Drunken Shenanigans, Hualian, Beefleaf, Hangover, Meetcute or Meatcute, Undergrad Extracurricular Activities, Getting Together Summary: Through the capricious whims of fate, Xie Lian (someone who can and has burned a pot of water) finds himself registering to be a member of his new university's Cooking Club. Worst still, he has to bring a dish to the annual party for first-year students!

Will the help and advice of his new (best?) friend Sanlang be enough to help him whip up something that won't result in disaster to his kitchen or the local hospital's emergency department? Pages: 229-236 (Pg229 my recipe; Pgs230-236 my fic; Pg236 Misty's art) Please check the post-fic notes for Misty's socials!

Triple-Choco Cookies [SVSSS Recipe Card]

Recipe: Me Art: Inu [inuthe3rd @ Tumblr | Twitter | Instagram ] Page: 53

What Was The Dropped Entry?

It was the SVSSS fic for Li's (chefyli909 on Twitter) Ice Cream Mochi recipe. It's a MoShang fic (with background BingQiu). I had Grand Plans to do a fic for each MXTX-verse. Idk why I keep trying to murder myself lol. I guess with Inu's recipe card, I technically do have an entry/contribution for each, but still... ^^;;;

All that said, please check out the whole Zine for excellent MXTX foodie works by many awesome and talented fanwork creators! ^u^

And many thanks to the MXTX FoodZine team for their hard work and incalculable effort in coordinating yet another year of excellence! I'm so glad to be part of this fantastic Zine once again!

[rourouxiaobao]

Prompt (but for what fandom????)

The brainworms are writhing and the result is the prompt "Cinderella, but matching soulmarks instead of a glass slipper". Can't decide if I like it better for MDZS/SVSSS/TGCF though... 🤔🤔🤔🤔

[thekansta]

Crying e’ming is cute too

[sinfulpatata]

meeting your past self be like:

yllz: midget.

mxy!wwx: virgin.

lwj, being smothered by tits: mn.

[rourouxiaobao]

New Fic Upload! (MDZS, WZL/YZY)

The stress of planning my pre-wedding photoshoot has manifested itself in the form of a whumpy angst-ridden fic. :P

What Lies In The Golden Heart Of A Lotus

Summary: Jiang Cheng resembles his mother so much that no one has ever questioned his lack of resemblance to his father.

[arkvra]

Day 13 : Past for mxtxtober23

*clown song is playing in background*

[rourouxiaobao]

MDZS Reverse Big Bang 2024 (Fic)

The Symphony of a Tragedy (So Great It Devours Me)

This is my entry for the MDZS Reverse Big Bang 2024!!!!

The artist for this claim turned out to be someone I was already collabbing with for the MXTX FoodZine 2024, so that was awesome!!! (It's Misty!!! ^u^)

It's a doozy of a fic, and it was a real challenge for a cinnamon roll such as myself to write. 🥲🥲🥲 The content warnings alone for each chapter took me literal hours to write and format, as it was really important to me that readers be able to enjoy what they could of my fic, and stay safe from anything that is uncomfortable about my fic.

It's not the kind of fic I usually write and I don't think I'll write anything similarly 'hard' as it in the future (but never say never, right?) but it was nonetheless a learning experience for me, and I always enjoy improving myself and my skills! ^u^

That said, please heed the tags (as well as the content warnings in each chapter's notes) 🙏🙏🙏

Misty's collab artworks can be found on both Tumblr & Twitter! Please check them out and help share this collab creation if you liked it! ^u^ <3

[macaraoqueijo]

⚠️Uncensored below ⚠️

Lan Wangji and Merxian's first time 💙❤️

Based on @cerbykerby threadfic on Twitter! Link 🔗 to the uncensored art and their fic below 🥰<3

Uncensored art:

Fic:

[rourouxiaobao]

SVSSS Brainworms Be Plottin'

Because Stilton asked for lesbingqiu ideas on Discord last weekend. My brainworms got progressively more unhinged. In my defense, t was late, I'd had a couple of drinks in me, and I was gonna have MDZS Dragonji x Foxxian cosplay photoshoot the next day. XD

Feel free to gank any of these fic ideas for your own use! All I ask is that you credit my unhinged brainworms if anything results from them. XDDDD (And thanks to Stilton for instigating my brainnworms to percolate these ideas, LOL!!!)

#1) Ikebana Peak lord Shen teaching her (deliberately) dense disciple who Really Does Not Know An Iris From A Rose.

#2) The Bimboification Of Empress Luo (And How She Met Her Consort Who Doesn’t Know She’s A Consort) I assume Bingmeimei is full-fledged empress by then. Perhaps cooking up a storm with all manner of rare (sometimes abyssal) ingredients (bc if anyone can make that stuff not only edible but delicious, it’s the protagonist and her cooking halo). And SY is all “ah, bingbing is such a lovely chef, her husband will be such a lucky man, able to eat her cooking all the time, this old woman is not worthy 🥹❤️❤️” levels of oblivious. And it reaches a point where Bingmeimei, at an utter loss, wonders if she can get away with orchestrating an entire wedding, and cooking for it, and shizun shows up presumably to see her beloved disciple off and be served tea, only to realise as they are being instructed to bow that she IS NOT THE ‘MOTHER’ OF THE IMPERIAL BRIDE, SHE IS THE WIFE TO BE OF SAID IMPERIAL BRIDE and Bingmeimei is just smiling happily all the while. Or something. Tags would be “crack”, “but not really”, “but still kinda”, “SY redefines oblivious”, “so yeah just canon level oblivious”, “SY will put up with all of Binghe’s nonsense”, “because simp”, “Binghe resorting to Yakety Sax levels of shenanigans”, “because when the going gets tough the tough use sledgehammers”. Alternatively, if less cracktastic, then perhaps Wife Plot #684, involving a temporary time-reversal curse of some kind meant to invoke Introspection and Mild But Ultimately Temporary Angst Whose Resolution Will Show Shizun The Light. Hack-author-created flora may or may not be involved.

#3) Bingmeimei accidentally gets transformed into The Tiniest Terror and only SY can get her to settle down (Bc I have de-ageing/kidfics on the brain recently.) MBJ (who perhaps remains male in this, bc of the hilarious juxtaposition of enormous demon king and teeny tiny little heavenly demonlette) is at his wits’ end until his hamstery little wife (bc, again, hilarious juxtaposition of tiny little petite human wife whose long, loose sleeves disguise SQH’s ARMmunition bc An Ding Peak cultivates The Swole Path have you seen those fucking carts of lumber) decides Shen-shijie is Best Suited For The Job and gets MBJ to teleport a mid-tantrum Bingmeimei into the bamboo house. Bingmeimei with her fluffy hair in loopy braids, following SY around SY absolutely dying from how cute Bingmeimei is. SY unable to stop thinking if this is what Bingbing’s daughter might look like. Idk how Bingbing Grows Up Again but when she does, SY wants to wife her up and have her babies, or something. Cue magical baby-growing flora or something? Momotaro/Kaguyahime foliage? Bc it’s not stealing ideas if it’s done by a hack author who desperately needs to pay the overpriced rent for her shitty apartment.

#4) Body-swap! By way of pollen from the Magnolia of Mirrored Minds (bc Airplane-juju was Feeling The Alliteration that chapter)! Or tea accidentally brewed using the Joined-Hearts Jasmine instead of regular-ass jasmine instead (or Chrysanthemum of Clarity)? And SY has to learn to look past The Accidental Friendzone? While Bingbing has A Talk with A Very Terrified System (bc Systems are not programmed to deal with threats from users that have the benefit of a Protagonist Halo)? And after the bodyswap, SY returns to her body and to a Much Improved And Very User-Compliant System, while Bingbing goes back to her body very satisfied with having put in its place the being that causes her precious Shizun much anxiety. A wedding is planned, and System002 very grumpily issues a [ Congratulations! Congratulations! Congratulations! ] notification.

#5) Liu Mingyan Is The Best Wingwoman In The Three Realms Bingbing commissions her (via SQH, via MBJ) to write ‘Winter Peach Blossoms Upon The Tranquil Mountain’, a ballad/novel about an orphaned kitchen maid yearning after her secretly kind but publicly aloof Young Mistress Of The House, and how their forbidden love blooms when The Young Mistress is kidnapped one snowy winter and held in a cabin (with only one bed) upon The Tranquil Mountain and our earnest young ingenue maiden sets off to rescue her shizun young mistress from an extraordinarily beautiful bandit with a mole beneath one eye, and upon their return, the master of the house (the young mistress’ elder brother Qi-dage) has died and left everything to his beloved Jiu-meimei and she and the kitchen maid get married and live sapphically ever after.

The ballad/novel is a great hit and especially popular with Xian Shu peak disciples, spinsters and their dedicated handmaids, and brothel ladies.

Eventually, a sequel ‘Wine From The Twin-Pitted Plum Is Sweetest In Autumn’ is published following the wedding of Empress Luo and Peak Lord Shen. It isn’t a commissioned work but the empress receives an advance copy as a wedding gift.

[rourouxiaobao]

The Memory Of Water (New SVSSS Fic!)

The Memory Of Water

Fic Summary: Something has invaded the Water Prison and is eating up the guards sent to patrol the dungeon. Luo Binghe, protagonist extraordinaire, tries his hand at taming the strange creature. Because why not?

[rourouxiaobao]

The Power Of Soup Compels You (Chapter Update!)

The Power of Soup Compels You Chapter 10

Chapter Summary: Qishan Wen is a motherless sect and Nightless City is, by and large, a place run by men. Which is not to say that it holds no women of influence or consequence. Though she would prefer otherwise, Yanli meets one of them.

Things go pretty much as she expects.

[rourouxiaobao]

If in doubt, blame Jae-Shin? 😅😅😅😅😅

So, I was re-reading The Ghost’s Nocturne to tide me through the hiatus and was reminded of this bit in the early chapters:

Here’s a panel from the more recent Special Episode chapter:

Doesn’t this mean that everything (Lee Nok’s ability to see spirits, which led to his mother, the Queen, turning to dark magic to shield him from spirits, which in turn opened her up to Han Chae-Hee and her shenanigans) was because Jae-Shin couldn’t resist beb!Lee Nok’s utterly pinchable cheeks??? 👀👀👀‼️‼️‼️

I can’t wait for the next parts after Ananas & CR Jade’s hiatus is overrrrrr. 😍😍😍😍😍

[thekansta]

All three versions of wangxian.mp3 on recorder~ which is your favourite?

[rourouxiaobao]

Fic progress updates!

Managed to eke out some fic progress in the middle of moving (back home) to my mom's place, prepping for my brother's wedding this Saturday, and generally wrangling my own personal and work schedule. x___x;;;

MXTX FoodZine 2024 - MDZS collab fic draft complete!!! \o/ - TGCF collab fic draft at 50-65% - SVSSS collab fic draft at 10% (will work on it once the TGCF fic is done)

The Power Of Soup Compels You The Ch10 draft is pending beta! :D Hope to be able to upload it before the month ends.

[rourouxiaobao]

[FIC] How Did It End Up Like This

In thanks for 15K hits on Open Up Your Eager Eyes, have a fluffy fic with Wangxian noodlelans! 🥰🥰

How Did It End Up Like This

In a reversal of the pornfest that was the original fic, this one is just fluff and cute. XDDD It was supposed to be posted on White Day (14 Mar) so it's a bit late, but HEY IT'S STILL MARCH. \o/

If you like this fic and the series it belongs to and you'd like to see it expanded, please leave a comment on the fic and help share it on your socials! ^u^

Original fic: Open Up Your Eager Eyes

[vivernt]

heavy erha spoilers, as usual!

(my tg channel decided that goutou is a girl, and who am I to argue)

[rourouxiaobao]

WIPS & Planned Projects

Too many fics, too little writing time and Brain RAM, essentially. So I just wanna organise my thoughts and fic folders. ^^;;;

FIC/SERIES STATUS (As of 2024)

ACTIVE WIPS

Embers of the Summer Sky [DOE fic, 2 chapters to completion, Qixi extra planned]

The Legend of the Black Snake & Jade Rabbit [MDZS series, smutfic sequel in progress]

Parenthetical [MDZS fic, last chapter in progress]

Like Shooting Stars Across The Night [DOE Mafia AU series, fic #2 in progress]

Shattered Pieces Will Remain [MDZS What If WWX Was Like Mdm Lan AU series, next part (multi-chapter fic) in progress]

Mated To A Dragon [DarkJi Mafia AU series, 15k appreciation fic in progress]

The Power of Soup Compels You [MDZS WZL/JYL fic, next chapter in progress]

ACTIVE UNPOSTED FICS

MXTX FoodZine 2024 [SVSSS Moshang & Bingqiu, MDZS Yi City fam, TGCF Hualian projects]

Beauty In A Cup Of Wine [MDZS WRH/LQR 5+1]

The Wisterias Bloom In Spring [MDZS CSSR/YZY fic]

The Heart of a Golden Lotus [MDZS JC is WZL's son fic]

Jade Feathers of the Spring Heron [MDZS LXC/MXY fic]

The Memory of Water [SVSSS Bingjiu fic]

Dreamwalk [SVSSS Bingqiu fic, set during SQQ's 5yr death]

Perchance To Dream [SVSSS Bingjiu fic]

The Summoning [SVSSS Bingjiu fic, SVSSS kid!Jiu accidentally summons PIDW!Bingge]

Greed (a.k.a. Flowers Fall And Seasons Rise) [TGCF Beefleaf post-canon reincarnation 5+1 fic]

White Wings Amidst Chaos [MDZS x TGCF crossover fic]

ON HIATUS (NOT ABANDONED)

The Adventures of Lan Boya [DOE x MDZS crossover series]

The Price of Brotherhood [MDZS DarkJi series]

The FoxSang Agenda [MDZS Fox!NHS series]

In The Lotus Pond [MDZS YMJ merfic]

The Fox King's Bride [DOE foxbride!Boya fic]

Shadow of the Midnight Sun [DOE fic]

The Falling [DOE foxslave!QM fic]

Pulled Into Your Gravity [DOE accidental sugarbaby!HSY series]

The Mafia Revenge DD AU [DOE Mafia DD AU series]

Spiritual Weapons Have Feelings Too [MDZS spiritual weapon series]

Silver Mirror [DOE vampire!FY futurefic]