* FEAST YOUR EYES UPONETH MY GREATEST PUZZLE YET

[rouxlsbook]

@anttennatime no debit card for you.

Tenna wants his debit card back....But, Rouxls wasn't done with it yet! So time to deal with situations the way he knew how!!

* FUNNYETH THOU SHOULDST MENTIONE THAT.

* THOU SEEST....

MAKE A BREAK FOR IT!!!!!!!

[rouxlsbook]

I GOTTA GET THE BALL ROLLING HERE....after work and wednesday are gonna be my writing days...so here's a starter call capped atttt.....3!!

[dat-soldier]

rouxlsypoo

[rouxlsbook]

*ha...ha...A HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

*my mastereth plan is takingeth effecte! Whate that entails...?

* I DON'T KNOWETH!

[computerqueen]

* Hey Rouxls You're Here Now * ... * Wait * If You're Here * Then Who's Feeding Lancer?

* You'd Better Be /Srs About Hitting The Escape Key * The Boy Needs His Daily Dosage Of Worms

[rouxlsbook]

* Oh, oh my! Queene! Whateth a pleasantest surpriseth to be gracedeth with thoust presenceth!

* Thineself shall have you knowest, that evene in my absence, Lancer is well taken care of.

* Perhapseth you've heard of this MOST WONDERFULEST inventione!

* Automatic feeders worke very welleth for felines and Lancer alike!

[rouxlsbook]

* Whate.

*I haveth escapede this placeth once beforest...I will do it againe! Watcheth me!

[rouxlsbook]

* THINE SPLENDORS WILL BE MINETH!!

[ Yes, he was dressed up in a cookie suit with a pirate hat.  No, he will not elaborate. ]

* OR I SHALL TAKETH THOU TREASURES BY FORCE YAR.

[rouxlsbook]

dunamantique​:

“Yes, well, that is one of the–.. puzzles that everyone’s trying to solve, no? Though I do wonder whether you’re tackling this particular puzzle correctly. Ordinarily, if no reaction comes from a trigger, then one is free to assume that the solution is something else, no?” As if to further prove his point, Essek leaned a little closer to the edge of the hole and cupped his hand behind his ear, listening for the sound of the oil barrel hitting the bottom or for any other indication that this course of action was doing anything. “Perhaps you’re supposed to use these barrels for something else entirely.”

* Well, well, well, tis poore design! Uncleareth even!

[ He leaned over the hole, holding his hands behind his back.  One’d guess you couldn’t even hear a pin drop down there...]

* FOOLE!  Thine tactics are amateurish!  I haveth thise puzzle solved now!  Tis naught but a puzzle but a transporter!

* If onlyeth there twas someone to teste thine theory!

[rouxlsbook]

* MY, OH MY.  Thou really is scraping thee bottometh of thine barrel.

[rouxlsbook]

@besthyperlinkblockedinyourarea​  *Shuffles towards you with [evil] intent*

*DOTH THOU MINDETH IF I

[SCREAMS]

[rouxlsbook]

*WHATETH THE HELLETH IS THAT THING.

[rudebustxr]

                                                              (  ✴ @rouxlsbook​​ ! )

“.. what the hell. You’re here?” though most people would’ve been happy to see a familiar face in an unknown world, Susie was more or less.. unbothered by the presence of Lancer’s lesser dad. Well, at the very least, she might find herself with some entertainment while she collected her bearings; but if previous encounters told her anything, this guy was probably just going to end up being a pain in the ass like usual.

“Well, whatever. Where’s Lancer? You probably followed him here, right? C’mon, take me to him, puzzle guy.”

[rouxlsbook]

[ Oh lovely.  It was Kris’s lovely companion...Or perhaps she was also their underling, just like him!  The pecking order in his head would make it to where he was her superior, but Kris’s most trusted (debatable) lackey.  And she wanted answers from him?  Where was Lancer anyway?  He hadn’t.  Actually thought about it.  Whoops. ]

* I would taketh you to him!  If I knew whereth he was!

[ Definitely not the answer she would be looking for.  But, it couldn’t be helped! ]

* Now if you don’t mindeth!  Thou should runneth along, worm!  I am a busy man.

[divineshadows]

@rouxlsbook​

“Um… are you… doing something there?” Emil couldn’t help but notice the intense focus the other had, watching as he set a box of sorts into place. He didn’t know what sort of purpose that could possibly serve, but it looked…. well, important may not have been the right word, but it was something at least.

“I-I didn’t mean to distract you, just, um…” He couldn’t help but be curious. It looked like a meaningless task, but… well, it had to have some meaning. Probably.

[rouxlsbook]

* GOD.  GOD DAMMIT.

[ Well, whatever concentration the Darkner had was gone.  Thanks for that, Emil.  Internally, he reeled, but just glanced over his shoulder, trying to placate himself, but, his grimace was still there. ]

* Of course a worm sucheth as yourself would not recognizeth the arte of PUZZLE MAKING.

[ It only involved two blocks, but it looked like they could be pushed to create a path upon higher ground to reach a treasure. ]

* Thou shall realize the toileth thy had to go through with to createth something so...COMPLEX.

[rouxlsbook]

dunamantique​:

There were many things that Essek wanted to comment upon. The biggest one being that shoving barrels into a hole hardly made for a puzzle. How did he come to this conclusion? What exactly was the aim here–to fill in the hole? Following the instruction, Essek placed his hand upon one of the the oil barrels and withheld a grimace at the awful texture. With his feeble strength he doubted that he could even push one of the rigs without humiliating himself. Still, he could indulge a little; and there was some morbid curiosity to pick at this strange fellow’s brain. 

“I see, that is extremely fascinating. And, ah, what do you suppose you’ll get after finishing this… puzzle? I heard from a very reliable source that one could reclaim something that was lost if a suitable tribute was made to the hole.”

* The answereth is simple!

[ And another oil barrel was pushed into the abyss of the hole! ]

* If it were one of mineth,  A path.  But!  It’s not.  Thereth is only way to find out.  

*SOLVETH IT.  THINE TRASHETH PUZZLE WILL BE SOLVETH.

[ He shouted to no one in particular.  His demeanor was...Strange, but perhaps to strangers he’d be entertaining enough. ]

* Wonderfule!  Should thy solve this, my splendor and reputatione shall returneth to me!

* Because whateth the FUCKE is this place.

[rouxlsbook]

[ Ever perplexed by the hole that stood in the middle of the city, seemingly serving as a reminder for the citizen’s entrapment, Rouxls had deduced it was a simple puzzle.  A garbage puzzle by his standards. ]

[ Where he found all of these oil barrels, is not something he’d tell, but, he was determined to get out of this akin to Castle Town but even worse hell (tm).  For now, the Duke just began to roll the cylindrical containers. ]

* Thou!  Overeth there!  Doth thou not see whateth the point of this puzzle is?

* Rolleth the rigs into thee hole one-by-one!

[ With a hefty push, Rouxls successfully pushed one of (indiscernible coughing) many rigs. ]

* YEETETH. 

[rouxlsbook]

@bergentrucking​

*MY, OH MY.  IT IS NOT EVERYDAYETH THOU COMES ACROSS SOMEONE WHO COMMANDES SUCH.  POWER

[ How delightful for Rouxls!  He was in the business for a new boss (again!)   And Asgore looked like he’d foot the bill nicely...For now, that was. ]

* WOULD THOU INDULGETH ME IN SIMPLE PLEASANTRIES?  PERHAPS I MAY EVEN BE OF SERVICE TO THOU.  ROUXLS KAARD: DUKE OF PUZZLES, AT THOU SERVICE.

[ Short, sweet, and to the point!  But, he still gave himself a pretty good pitch, surely one Asgore could find interest in.  And before Rouxls would know it, he’d once again be someone’s filthy underling, commanding only respect and developing puzzles for his majesty.  Rouxls has really outdone himself.  He didn’t even need to be sought out!  But, there was the off chance this could read as desperate.

Which.  In that case.

>ABORT.]

[rouxlsbook]

Mobile bound, babes!! Like this post for a starter capping at 3! Hehe