rowan blood incorrect quotes

incorrect quotes inspired by the characters of the rowan blood book series, by kellen graves • https://rowanblood.carrd.co/

[rowanblood-incorrect-quotes]

saffron: could you guys at least try to see this from my perspective?

cylvan: *crunches down*

hollow: *kneels down*

cylvan: *sits on the floor*

saffron:

saffron: i hate both of you

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cylvan: are you horny?

saffron: no

cylvan: oh okay

cylvan:

cylvan: like about what time do you get horny?

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saffron: *is carrying all the groceries*

cylvan: *holds out hand to help*

saffron: *aggressively moves all the groceries to one hand to hold cylvan's hand*

[rowanblood-incorrect-quotes]

fans: is he stupid?

kellen: yes but he prefers to be called saffron

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saffron: do you think we went overboard with the party decorations?

hollow: nah, it's cool

letty: the backyard is on fire

cylvan: aesthetic

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cylvan: who hurt you?

saffron: do you want a list?

cylvan, cracking his knuckles: yes, i do

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cylvan: if a stranger came up to you and said, “i’m cylvan’s friend” what would you say?

saffron: you’re a liar because cylvan doesn’t have any friends

cylvan:

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cylvan: hey those are some nice legs, what time do they open?

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cylvan, over text: turn around :)

cylvan: no the other way

cylvan: wrong way again

saffron: where are you?!

cylvan: at home, but the idea of you turning aimlessly in circles amuses me

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cylvan: crazy how aside from being deeply deeply flawed and utterly irredeemable i’m essentially perfect

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cylvan: saffron once texted me "your adorable" so i texted him back "no, YOU'RE adorable"

eias: and?

cylvan: and now we're dating, we've been to six dates. all i did was point out a typo but i like him so hey, i'm not complaining

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cylvan: i feel like i can be myself around you

saffron: you’re weird and quiet around me

cylvan: yes

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kidnapper: i have your boyfriend

cylvan: what? i don't have a boyfriend

kidnapper: then who just called me a lowlife bitch and spat on my face?

cylvan: omg you do have saffron

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cylvan: you read my diary?!

saffron: at first i didn't know it was your diary, i thought it was a very sad handwritten book

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taran: cylvan

cylvan: saffron used to call me cylvan

taran: because that's your fucking name

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letty: hey does anyone know where i can get some handcuffs? don’t ask questions

cylvan: well saffron and i-

saffron: *glares at cylvan*

cylvan: -wouldn’t know

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cylvan: you remember the plan if i ever get stabbed, right?

saffron: yes

cylvan: tell me

saffron: in the case of you ever being stabbed, as you fall to the ground i am to sing MMMM WATCHA SAY no matter the circumstances

cylvan: good