saffron: could you guys at least try to see this from my perspective?
cylvan: *crunches down*
hollow: *kneels down*
cylvan: *sits on the floor*
saffron:
saffron: i hate both of you

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saffron: could you guys at least try to see this from my perspective?
cylvan: *crunches down*
hollow: *kneels down*
cylvan: *sits on the floor*
saffron:
saffron: i hate both of you
cylvan: are you horny?
saffron: no
cylvan: oh okay
cylvan:
cylvan: like about what time do you get horny?
saffron: *is carrying all the groceries*
cylvan: *holds out hand to help*
saffron: *aggressively moves all the groceries to one hand to hold cylvan's hand*
fans: is he stupid?
kellen: yes but he prefers to be called saffron
saffron: do you think we went overboard with the party decorations?
hollow: nah, it's cool
letty: the backyard is on fire
cylvan: aesthetic
cylvan: who hurt you?
saffron: do you want a list?
cylvan, cracking his knuckles: yes, i do
cylvan: if a stranger came up to you and said, “i’m cylvan’s friend” what would you say?
saffron: you’re a liar because cylvan doesn’t have any friends
cylvan:
cylvan: hey those are some nice legs, what time do they open?
cylvan, over text: turn around :)
cylvan: no the other way
cylvan: wrong way again
saffron: where are you?!
cylvan: at home, but the idea of you turning aimlessly in circles amuses me
cylvan: crazy how aside from being deeply deeply flawed and utterly irredeemable i’m essentially perfect
cylvan: saffron once texted me "your adorable" so i texted him back "no, YOU'RE adorable"
eias: and?
cylvan: and now we're dating, we've been to six dates. all i did was point out a typo but i like him so hey, i'm not complaining
cylvan: i feel like i can be myself around you
saffron: you’re weird and quiet around me
cylvan: yes
kidnapper: i have your boyfriend
cylvan: what? i don't have a boyfriend
kidnapper: then who just called me a lowlife bitch and spat on my face?
cylvan: omg you do have saffron
cylvan: you read my diary?!
saffron: at first i didn't know it was your diary, i thought it was a very sad handwritten book
taran: cylvan
cylvan: saffron used to call me cylvan
taran: because that's your fucking name
letty: hey does anyone know where i can get some handcuffs? don’t ask questions
cylvan: well saffron and i-
saffron: *glares at cylvan*
cylvan: -wouldn’t know
cylvan: you remember the plan if i ever get stabbed, right?
saffron: yes
cylvan: tell me
saffron: in the case of you ever being stabbed, as you fall to the ground i am to sing MMMM WATCHA SAY no matter the circumstances
cylvan: good