Have you heard about those six-legged frogs they sometimes find in polluted waters?
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Have you heard about those six-legged frogs they sometimes find in polluted waters?
Sorry.. I don’t think this is going to work..
Feel free to lounge around for the free food like everyone else does, and let the big people get to work, and prove you wrong.
[Pulls back and look at her before smirking.] Wait, is that jealousy I detect? Are you seeing green Clementine? Damn, you’re cute when your jealous. [Chuckles] Yeah, I’ll probably see Claire since she’s the fiancee to my best friend.
No, it's just a keen observation on my part. An observation. Nope, not green perfectly clear...[looks at him for a second, then looks away a small smirk, before looking back at him] best friend huh? You actually have one of those, McClaine?
Who wants to join?
I feel like I could use some exercise right now
What the hay, I'm up for it. [puts her bag down, and takes off her shoes, pushing her sleeves up] Let's do this.
I think you should cancel the whole thing. Save everyone hassle.
No, canceling is not an option. I've seen worst disasters as this...we can work this into the party. Just give me a minute to dust all this off, and get my head straight. We still have two hours until it starts...
I thought birthdays were supposed to be happy
But… I don’t know, I just feel a bit depressed today.
Birthdays are just once a year. Strap on a smile and have a tequila to help you out. Being cooped up only makes an unsettled mind even more unsettled.
Clients have this tendency of telling their life story when I'm showing them around properties. One of these days, I'm not going to be Ms. Peppy Mcpepperson and tell them where they can shove it...
Okay, maybe not really, but come on. Who goes on about "I never thought i would get married, I had an orgy once," to an event planner. AN EVENT PLANNER FOR THEIR WEDDING. Jeez. TMI, baby girl. TMI.
He put the guy in the back of his car and quickly radioed the station before turning back to Clementine. He raised an eyebrow. He walked up to her and kissed her on the cheek placing both hands on her shoulders meeting her eyes. “Are you okay?” Her mood mad seemed to drop in the matter of seconds and it worried him.
[she watches his movements as he comes up to her and kisses her cheek, and her stance stiffens] Uh, yeah I'm fine. So what now, you're going back to the station, or going to go see Claire, or what?
If only work knew what I took sick days to do they would fire me on the spot
I might regret asking this, but. What exactly did you, or do you usually do on your sick days off?
I told her to help herself but I didn’t know she’d go for your coffee…. my bad.
Excuse me, but did I just hear correctly? Did you just say her?
The fridge is full of healthy stuff… Why?! Where’s my left over takeout?!
I'm missing my gevalia coffee, and I'm not happy about it. There's obviously a miscreant around. I'm going to lay the smackdown in this house when I catch 'em. I'm luring them. No one, takes my coffee.
Placebo || Running Up That Hill
[Takes the drink back and downs it in a couple of mouthfuls.] I’d share my stash but I’m not a sharer.
Come on, that's not fair. You were going to share your whiskey.
Those videos should be burned. Come on, drag could be fun or more like funny for me to see. [Chuckles. Raises an eyebrow at her..] Wait… Did I detect jealousy at the mention of Claire before? Green looks good on you Clementine. [Ruffles Roxy’s hair.] Bras are just cages for your boobs, you women like to torture yourselves. Yes… But it wasn’y my fault I didn’t know that a watermelon would explode if you put it in there. God, you’re such a Negative Nancy. At least try to laugh and smile. The wind may change and you’ll be stuck with that brooding face.
....you didn't. I have no idea where you could get such a thing from. That's ridiculous. Totally, ridiculous. [growls when she ruffles his hair, then shakes his head a little] Wait....a watermelon? Why would you want to wash a watermelon in the laundry machine?
Fine, I'll smile a little, but I don't think there is anything wrong with my brooding face.
I love poetry. I have a tattoo of my family crest, and another on my back that says ‘The Road Not Taken,’ which is a poem by Robert Frost. He shows that there are always choices in life, you need to embrace them and maybe even take the path that others don’t. - Steven R. McQueen for Abercrombie & Fitch (2014)
So far, I think girls complain a lot… they have it easy in comparison.
In what way would that be? Because I don't see much trouble in being a guy. In fact, I feel a lot more at ease -- after I freaked out for about a day and a half-- than I did when I was a girl.