Daydreamer

22, Comic Book Nerd, Daydreamer, Werewolf? Waiter.

[taylor-addison]

If only work knew what I took sick days to do they would fire me on the spot

[whatsguideon-blog]

I don’t think anyone employer will understand that. 

[taylor-addison]

And that is why I will say I have the flu bug.

[taylor-addison]

If only work knew what I took sick days to do they would fire me on the spot

[whatsguideon-blog]

Well that’s.. kind of genius. 

[taylor-addison]

Well you know we all need personal days. They should understand that.

[taylor-addison]

If only work knew what I took sick days to do they would fire me on the spot

[taylor-addison]

I have no idea whats going on

[jen-milian-blog]

Oh so now you’re admitting that you’re attractive?

[He chuckles] I could be transformed into some sort of alien, and I’d still be attractive.

[taylor-addison]

Well from an observant point of view sure yeah.

Well some aliens can be very attractive, just depends on the race... and oh my god you were joking I look like a freak.

[taylor-addison]

I have no idea whats going on

[glenntrudeau-deactivated2014041]

This genderswap is confusing but there’s a lot of good perks even if it does show how depressing the fact is our own boobs are our first.

[taylor-addison]

Yea there are some perks... But it is a depressing fact that this is as close to a woman as I ever get so I better I better live it up.

[taylor-addison]

I have no idea whats going on

[roxanne-cuevas]

That sucks. You look familiar, are you….Taylor? Taylor, is that you? It’s Roxanne. Ugh. This is frustrating. The only upside I see from this is quicker bathroom breaks. 

[taylor-addison]

Yea that would be me... kind of. Hey Roxanne... you look different but still familiar. I miss that luxury... I woke up not realizing my anatomy and lets say girls cant pee standing up very well...

[taylor-addison]

I have no idea whats going on

[theamazing-archer]

Yeah this is really odd. I thought I messed up and made this happen, but I haven’t gotten into any shenanigans that would back fire to this…[laughs] Your boobs are awesome dude. 

[taylor-addison]

Yeah... Like really super duper weird... How could you get into any thing that would make this happen?

[taylor-addison]

I have no idea whats going on

[glenntrudeau-deactivated2014041]

I can relate to that, dude.

[taylor-addison]

That makes me feel slightly better knowing I'm not the only one.

[taylor-addison]

I have no idea whats going on

[jen-milian-blog]

I know. You’re not the only one. [She panics a little] I have the body of a man!

[taylor-addison]

Well at least we are fortunate enough to be attractive even if we are our opposite genders?

[taylor-addison]

I have no idea whats going on

Just that the first set of boobs I've ever touched apparently were my own...

[dixoonn]

[orneela]

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[taylor-addison]

I was going to try to cook lobster then I felt bad, so now they are friends in a tank

[miku-tutsuki-deactivated2014050]

are you planning on giving their names?

[taylor-addison]

I've been contemplating names and the best I could think of is Lilo and Stitch, or Batman and Robin.

[taylor-addison]

I was going to try to cook lobster then I felt bad, so now they are friends in a tank

[jen-milian-blog]

Pfft. I wish I could. [She laughs lightly] Can’t only Edward Cullen do that?

[taylor-addison]

I think we all wish we could {laughs} Cullen... Cullen... Oh yea that sparkly vampire right? I'm pretty sure he's the only one. Well there is a lot of comic book heroes that can read minds too, but you really don't care about that.

[taylor-addison]

I was going to try to cook lobster then I felt bad, so now they are friends in a tank

[jen-milian-blog]

[She puckers her lips to the side and hums] Well it’ll happen sooner or later. [She chuckles]. Well that’s because I tell people what’s on my mind, other people aren’t like that. I’m sure other people have thought so.

[taylor-addison]

Maybe. {smiles} Is that a way of saying you can like read peoples minds or something? {Laughs}

[taylor-addison]

I was going to try to cook lobster then I felt bad, so now they are friends in a tank

[jen-milian-blog]

Don’t worry, it’ll happen to you one day. It’s not all that magical, trust me.

[She lifts his chin up with one finger] Well it’s true, and don’t let anyone tell you different.

[taylor-addison]

I'm not looking for magical. I'm looking for a girl that actually looks twice at me. My never being kissed isn't by choice I assure.

Well no one has said any different, your the first to have an opinion.

[taylor-addison]

I was going to try to cook lobster then I felt bad, so now they are friends in a tank

[jen-milian-blog]

[She sighs] How old are you? 

Yes, cute.  That’s hard to believe, actually.

[taylor-addison]

{Looks down at the ground} 22

I don't know why its hard to believe its the entire truth.