King Lover Extraordinaire

✷ self ship blog ✷ “I will be your fool, I'll perform for you, just tell me what to do, I always felt so foolish anyway.”

[royalcourtjester]

Hey, I’m Rex! Adult, he/they/it pronouns. Welcome to my sideblog where I get my selfship on. It’s all done for fun and comfort. I’m open to sharing and welcome the idea of others being into the same guy as me and chatting about them! Let’s Bond brother.

My main account is @clowncamp 🃏

I’ll list my primary f/o’s here under the cut for now until I get something else set up:

✮ King of Crime (Boxtown)

✮ Steam Smythe (Ben 10 2016)

✮ Cap’n Crunch

✮ Alameda Slim (HOTR)

✮ Scranta (Liz and Ivy)

✮ Wilburforce J. Walrus (Snarked!)

✮ King of Town (H*R)

✮ The Lorax (my evil corporate au version lol)

✮ King of the Sky (Chowder)

✮ Prison Mogul (Superjail!)

✮ Nome King (Oz Series)

✮ Boris Badenov (R&B)

That’s it. I’ll add more to this later. Thanks for stopping by!

[baantjer]

an old man with a suspiciously erotic body

[sweatermuppet]

fat hairy dudes in lace underwear. now

[pjackk]

Pump my yummy

[iwatchsmiggles]

[blennie]

I mean he’s kinda ugly and freaky looking I’ll admit it but he’s special to me so it’s fine

[evilvillain123456789]

I am going to fuck this cartoon character . (pulls lever, machinery begins powering on)

[were--ralph]

Dick from a 65 year old man would do what therapy couldn't

[unspecificyume]

Imagine your f/o saying "when I was your age" and then stopping, because they realize how that sounds.

[pjackk]

What does hate fuck mean ?

[noelle-ism]

when hate someone so much you fuck them

[pjackk]

The tulip fuck the buzzing bee that steals it sugars

❓

[nanamisbakery]

Shout out to self shippers with disabilities! Your f/o will take the time to learn and accommodate!

[dorothyo]

[pjackk]

Hey Stupid Fat Boy ! Go Insane On My Body

[pjackk]

USE YOUR BODY FOR CRAZY ON ME ‼️

[marxismopportunism]

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

my buddy says the craziest stuff when i make him plead for his life

[knightclubbing]

my liege is that item on the shelf too high for you to reach? fear not, i shall grab it for you. HNNNNNGHHH MMMMMHHGGH HHHHHHHH (cant reach it either)well shit my liege

[evilselfship]