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galacticjerk

*sees two bees flying around my garden* me: i wonder.,. if…. they’re friends..

scienceshenanigans

Good afternoon, the academic culture of “if you’re not overworking, you don’t deserve success” is unhealthy.

rotfae

Hot adulting tip: make a “responsibilitysona” and roleplay them when you have chores to do

shinelikethunder

#this is Neurotypical Karen and she enjoys having good sleep hygeine & returning phone calls (via @deadpanwalking)

hellenhighwater

I find that if I’m wearing Real Adult Business Clothes my worksona can do things like call people and check my inbox, whereas pajamas hellen mostly wants to shovel hamburgers into her face and set things on fire.

holdmecloseandfast

Tbh pajamas Hellen sounds like a hell of a good time

hellenhighwater

pajamas hellen has caught on fire twice. she’s an idiot.

wehavetoastonishthem

Best lesson from a Disney movie

hecallsmepineappleprincess

This is an underrated movie

zorrocafe

This is a grossly underrated movie.

roarkshop

Can I take a minute to rant? Good. Cuz I’m gonna.

I FLOVE this movie. And I HATE all the stupid hatred it gets. For a long time the buzz was “finally a black princess yay!” and now everyone is like “Fuck this movie, first black princess and she spends the whole movie a frog.”

You know what? Fuck that. Because Ariel spent a good majority of the movie not talking. Mulan spent the majority of the move pretending to be a man. Aurora and Snow White? Asleep (Hardly in the movie at all). They’re all just plot devices, not designed to take away from the traits of the women.

And you know what else? Unlike some of the other princesses, Tiana is in control of her destiny every step of the way. When she turns into the frog does she lose hope and need rescuing? Hell naw. She busts Naveen over the head and gets the job done. She is consistently responsible and capable even after having her dreams crushed and turning into a freaking frog.

So don’t tell me that Tiana is “less than” just because she gets turned into a frog. She’s still one of the most hardworking, badass, and capable chicks in animated history and I love her like crazy cakes.

the end.

cephalopodvictorious

Also? She’s based on a real person. A real woman who is 91 and is still cooking in her kitchen. She’s still widely respected in the culinary community, she’s fed presidents, she’s had songs written about her and her restaurants. She’s 91, and she still wakes up every morning to run things, because she still believes in hard work and good food. And if you don’t think that’s truly fantastic, then you can just fuck right off.

sourcedumal

May all of you have your bills paid on time and have money left over to spend on you

thorffour-deactivated20190920

ripe

花布爱上鸟_ on weibo

1dietcokeinacan

Girl about town!

noorskitchen

One of the most challenging things I’ve had to learn is that healing must be intentional. There is no one golden day that comes and saves you from all your misery. Healing is a practice. You have to decide that it’s what you want to do and actively do it. You have to make a habit out of it. Once I learned that, I only looked back to see how far I came.

elysianfields05

Have y'all seen my cat treadmill?

onlyblackgirl

You talking about a treadmill like that ain’t a whole cheetah.

biandbitchy

the whole idea of “stay in school!!!!” is great and all but hard to hear when you’re someone who couldn’t stay in school

so here’s a post for every person who’s had to drop out of school. whether it was do to illness or money or just because you didn’t want to be there, you’re no less of a person for dropping out. you own your own life, and you’re just as important as people who were able to graduate