Thoughts of a Cereballer

My name is Maya. I was once accused for being a cult leader. That’s only about 13% accurate. Before JKR went full TERF, I used to write Harry Potter headcanons here

[ryderdire]

AITA for not telling my son we know he’s queer. I 40s(m) and my wife 40s(f) have a 17 (m) son lately he’s been sneaking around and keeps almost starting to come out and then backing out or getting interrupted. It’s exhausting and I think we should just tell him we know but I’m not sure that’s the best course of action? I worry it might come off wrong.the worst part is his grades have been slipping and if he’s sneaking around with a boyfriend that might be what was causing it? I don’t care if he has a boyfriend I just want him to succeed.

EDIT: nvm he’s Spider-Man

[kleeklutch]

[rikusqueenofhearts]

[balillee-deactivated20260220]

happy pride month to country mama lynn and country mama lynn only

[iampattonsanders]

Someone give this woman a damn crown and medal

[applejuicewerewolf]

Happy pride month to country mama lynn and ger gay son only

[rabbitheartedfool]

aint it crazy how many people realize they're queer when they have the language to express how they feel and a support system to encourage self exploration????

[wardenaristraith]

I never stop enjoying reading this. Literally everyone's lives improves.

[ya0ishi]

Ancient legends say that if you reblog this on June you get 110% gayer and stronger

[hikarisakurariver]

right at the beginning when she's like how do I help my son feel loved and accepted I'm here shouting "QUEEN YOU ALREADY DID THAT BY TAKING HIS SIDE AND LEAVING THAT NO GOOD HUSBAND FOR HAVING THE AUDACITY TO KICK YOUR BABY OUT!" And Good for her! this is the only response to a man who kicks out a child.

[sherlocking-out-loud]

(x)

I'M WHEEEZING 🤣🤣🤣

[kim-jong-chill]

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

[mattheuphonium-blog]

fabulous 

[tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020]

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

[counterpunches]

#HAPPY GOOD FRIDAY

[tiktaalic]

Can I speak my truth. I don’t think Brienne is even a little gay. I think she’s a kinsey zero who false positives on everyone’s radar. I think if you dropped brienne into new age 2024 she would get treated as a lesbian in her day to day life but whenever a woman liked her she’d be like. Ummmmmmm I’m really sorry but I don’t. Feel like that. I think she’d give lesbianism the good old college try bc of the direness of her male love life and come down firmly on the side of not attracted to women. I think she is quintessential pnw woman who you think is a slam dunk homerun lesbian based on everything about her who drops the word husband on you. I think she gets clocked on sight and mentions a partner named Jaime which makes people go. Okay. Partner i know that game. Jamie easily the name of a lesbian. Easily. And then she drops the he pronouns and you go. Well. Could still be a weird lesbian. And then Jaime is a business major in a frat with generational wealth. And HE is the kinsey five in the relationship.

[maudlintrash]

🎵 I say, we can dance, we can dance Everything's out of control We can dance, we can dance We're doing it from pole to pole 🎵

[ppyajunebug]

I LAUGHED SO HARD

[the-borgias]

Film meme: [4/5] romance » 10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU (1999) I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair. I hate the way you drive my car. I hate it when you stare. I hate your big dumb combat boots, and the way you read my mind. I hate you so much it makes me sick; it even makes me rhyme. I hate it, I hate the way you’re always right. I hate it when you lie. I hate it when you make me laugh, even worse when you make me cry. I hate it when you’re not around, and the fact that you didn’t call. But mostly I hate the way I don’t hate you. Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all.

[ppyajunebug]

THINGS TO LOOK FOR IN A MAN FOR MY VERY BEST FRIEND MINA: A LIST BY LUCY

-Handsome

-Rich

-Good birth

-Doctor

-Smart

-Sole medical provider at an enormous asylum for the mentally disturbed

[noritaro]

he threw out my shaving mirror ://

[cheesefleetwood]

An ongoing list of the recent “Tumblr Men”:

- the legendary pirate Blackbeard (1680-1718)

- the first man to ever have to come out as straight

- Jonathan Harker from Bram Stoker’s 1897 novel Dracula

Next I predict we’ll be obsessing over Jonas Salk, inventor of the polio vaccine.

[maxielonceagain]

Sunshine! 🥰💛

[ppyajunebug]

MY LOVE

[leonordchoem]

im singehandedly repairing jewish-goyische relations through my outreach with my facebook friends

[aerialsquid]

I briefly forgot there were normal humans named Elijah and wondered why this person thought they were getting messages from Actual Prophet and Messiah-Herald Elijah the Tishbite.

[findingfeather]

….yeah me too.

[lireavue]

Me three.

[star-anise]

Imagine getting visions of someone else’s holy prophet and having to text your friends like “….what am I supposed to do with that?”

[brawltogethernow]

“hey he’s back did you study this”

[homoqueerjewhobbit]

Getting a message from a prophet telling you to do things and instead texting your friends “wtf is this?” is very, very Jewish.

[ppyajunebug]

lmao glad it wasn’t just me being like “did you leave out an extra good glass of wine for Elijah this year or something?”

[lesbianlecter]

hannigram as that one twitter interaction i can't stop thinking about

[alexseanchai]

[image: tweet by thefourthvine, transcribed below:]

Extremely concerned that the response to #DraculaDaily on my timeline:

Non-lawyers: Jonathan, RUN

Lawyers: I have never seen such an accurate depiction of the first few years of practicing law

[boatcats]

Listen. It is one billion percent true. And here's the thing. I've been a lawyer for a while and can tell you that I've been in some BONKERS situations, have simply gone "welp, gotta push through," then LATER AND ONLY LATER gone "**chuckles** I was in danger..."

It does not get better the longer you practice... If anything it's worse now.

[the-radio-star]

and what is that?! Jonathan Harker with the steel chair?!

[luciusspriggss-prev]

OUR FLAG MEANS DEATH

Relationships: Oluwande & Jim

[ppyajunebug]

Dracula: THIS MIRROR IS AN ABOMINATION, YOUR BLOOD IS A THREAT, BE CAREFUL OR GRAVE DANGER WILL COME UPON YOU. *DISAPPEARS MYSTERIOUSLY AFTER

THROWING THE MIRROW OUT THE FUCKING WINDOW*

Jonathan: wow that’s really annoying good thing the bottom of my shaving pot is metal or I’d be stuck with this unattractive beard. wonder if Mr. Count Dracula will be able to sneak up on me completely unseen again, what a neat trick