Like the Legend of the Penis

Leah | She/Her | Bi | 24 | ♊️

[royalxmidnight]

royalxmidnight

my silly little carrd

[fleshdyke]

you cant fucking hurt me bitch im protected by the migratory bird act

[prudencepaccard]

[prudencepaccard]

these tags are so incredible

[bulkhummus]

I LOVE BED

[bulkhummus]

I LOVE PILLOW

[bulkhummus]

I LOVE BLANKEY

[fertbutt]

guinea pig instagram accounts are so funny cause the captions will be like "uh oh! pumpkiwumpkin is being extra sassy today!" and the picture is literally just

[tigerking-of-kings]

[itsasooz]

I got inspired

[justacomicsjinx]

⚠️ Important News! ⚠️

Baby Tiger Shark Practicing Her First Bites

Look at her go :)

Look at that little face <3

[ijaazat]

nothing more powerful than a girl with a monologue going on in her head all the time... alone in her room... plotting... planning

[mewto-deactivated20240101]

i'd rather see 1000 graffiti penises than 1 product billboard. i'd live in dick city if it meant i could avoid advertisements in my daily life.

[notallmensheviks]

we built dick city

we built dick city on cock and balls

[angelicguy]

hotdog burst in microwave

[angelicguy]

[ephemeralpool]

[urbanxdivinity]

What pleases u in bed?

sleep

[animentality]

[parttimecosmichorror]

[yugiohz]

DID MY YAOI STICKERS ARRIVE

[yugiohz]

it was my bachelor degree 😑

[justiceisoverr]

silly new art challenge on twitter + a little gag... hahaha

[thisisfoxhole]

EZREAL | PARANOIA BLOOPERS

[ejacutastic]

everytime I get a negative covid test I think of the big vaxxed papi tweet

[ejacutastic]

this one

[hauntingyourself]

Are people with large beds not afraid of a ghost crawling in with them? I would be

[hauntingyourself]

I forgot this was monsterfucker emporium

[garaks-padded-bra]

forgot my night time garlic bread in the oven for the length of 2 mythbusters wpisodes and when i opened the oven door it was so thoroughly cremated that i was blinded not by smoke and ash but what surely must have been its Soul as well

[gayday-inactive]