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25 years old. Awful sense of humor do not follow

[catchymemes]

[nat-20s]

"what's your dream job??" Uhh to have 17 weird little hobbies that I don't have to be good at and hang out with friends. I get money via being the world's specialist little princess

[thunderpibb]

i love when they draw a carrot on top of the carrot cake just to remind you this aint no ordinary fuckin cake youre dealing with

[neofooturism]

[time-traveling-fetus]

[liquidstar]

can you guys stop lying with those “dont cry, x number of vampires” posts? everyone knows theres 34 vampires

[helpeverythingiscats]

This is in fact true! There’s a law that forbids there being more than 34 vampires at any given time. For more information, look up vampire rule 34!

[adorablegorilla]

Okay I’ll do that

[adorablegorilla]

Oh hell yeah vampire titties

[iavenjqasdf-deactivated20240911]

[sandersstudies]

*fills my own schedule with events and tasks that are fun or good for me*

Well what the fuck. Where’s my seven daily hours of dicking around time.

[plumslices]

what they dont tell you is. Donuts is on the pumpkin.

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

mer are you... are you okay

im studying engineering

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

OK??? LMFAO???

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

[sadhoc]

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[guerrillatech]

[rrrezz-deactivated20230329]

Damn I’d love to rearrange your guts

[frottinq]

[carnivoroustomatoes]

I love insults like landlubber and cityslicker, look at this idiot not used to areas and situations

[rotmance-deactivated20210324]

i feel these needed to be compiled. feel free to add more genre related posts in the notes if you want

[drumandbassdoll-deactivated2023]

[powersnuffgirls]

[juxhex]

[asingularcanadian]

[karnalesbian]

[bromojumbo]

[carnival-phantasm]

[paranoidgemsbok]

[d-racu1a]

[paranoidgemsbok]

[sstrange-cloudss]

[5weekdays]

[rioblitzle]

[guooey]

[casgirl]

It’s like wake up eat breakfast look into your phone to be blasted with non stop terrible news that makes you want to die go to your job eat lunch receive more news that makes you want to die etc.