Chronicles of an RP Romantic

Hi, I'm Skyler, female, bi, homestuck, and I'm just posting some of my interesting chatlogs from Msparp.com here! And maybe other stuff. i play mostly rose, kanaya, vriska, nepeta, terezi, aranea, roxy, john, dave, gamzee, doc scratch, and caliborn... but i'm open to anything and everything!

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'dorbs.  also scary. also sexy. also perfect.

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*quietly withdraws from tumblrspace for a long time*

bye friends i'll miss you <3

[homestuckthemusicalproject]

New song by OverlordFombax! (Some lyrics are from the actual text of Homestuck.)  The song is “You Never Knew What Hit You,” and Tavros uses it to start some “Sick Fires, Bro!”

(Tavros auditioners take note: this is going to be his audition song!)

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doctor please

more like doctor please be mine

[mintarisato-deactivated20150302]

imagine your partner making these noises during sex.

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OH MY GOD I PEED

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*whispers in the mirror repeatedly* the shape of your eyebrows does not define you as a person

*reflection whispers back* lol yeah right bitch

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unfollowed more like UNF, followed!

[afilthydavekinnie]

guys I just

I give up

some people seem to not know how breasts work

what scares me most is this was probs a chick.

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Hyperbusty Jade.  Whoever you are.  You are my least favorite person on msparp.

I run into these modifiers so often... Bubblebutt Vriska... Buff John... And, you know folks, it's totally fine if you have a fetish or a headcanon or whatever.  But trust me, you're not going to get any fascinating content out of reducing your character to the size of her boobies.  

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Just a rockin' rap-off between the apprentices of two coolkids.

(i actually really like rapping oh no)

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*whispers* i tried to make the scourgecest happen but alas this was ok too : O

I was Terezi. I think I'm getting better at her!

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I CAN'T BREATHE

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Person: "But your otp has been broken up for 2 years.  They have an irreconcilable conflict of interest and personality.  The creator has explicitly stated that it would be poetically absurd and distasteful for them to end up together.  And - "

Me:

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if i'm ever chatting with you and we're talking otps and i mention (one of) mine

and you squeal "omg yes i ship it!"

and i start dancing in circles like "THE HILLS ARE ALIIIVE WITH THE SOUND OF -"

and you say "yes i ship them pale!"

... that is exactly the same as if i asked you to marry me and you said yes

then at the altar a month later you happily shouted "i can't wait to marry your mom!"

baby. quit playing games with my heart.

[wariofan63]

Davestuck: Cherub Showdown

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THIS IS SO MUCH GOLD AUGH

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*releases mighty scourgecest mating call*

HELLO WORLD

[peko-pekoyama-moved]

hussie working it

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why is every picture of andrew hussie the best picture i’ve ever seen

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It says it's nsfw but it's not!  It was just really intense and sadstucky and kinda cute too.