Today's Document
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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ojovivo
occasionally subtle
$LAYYYTER
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
oozey mess
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almost home
Origami Around
Sade Olutola
todays bird
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祝日 / Permanent Vacation
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
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Janaina Medeiros
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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@rpdrquotes
Jeffrey: no offense, but don't you think cat shows are a tad on the geeky side?
Brooke: geeky? let me drop a little history on you. Egyptian pharaohs worshiped cats, they were cool. MacGyver had cats, he was cool; and need I remind you of the longest running show on Broadway?
Jeffrey: Chippendales?
Jackie [sarcastic]: I think it's nice that Aiden feels comfortable enough to sleep with all of us around.
Jan [tenderly]: she looks so peaceful.
Brita [getting out a sharpie]: and sooooooooo vulnerable.
Monét [gallant]: will you go out with me?
Nina [alarmed]: fuck! I didn’t mean to say that out loud
Monét [confused]: what?
Nina [still alarmed]: ...oh my god!
Monét: [more confused]
Nina [on te verge of panic]: YOU asked ME that?
Vixen [arguing with Asia]: I have an amazing memory. Name one time I forgot something
Asia [trying to be reasonable]: you left Eureka in the highway for a whole day!
Vixen [matter of factly]: I did that on purpose, try again.
If a guy calls you ‘princess’ in a condescending manner, assert your newly appointed royal status and have him beheaded.
Violet Chachki on the fact that she is NOT a princess, she’s a Queen.
Cracker: to make sure you've learned to take care of yourselves in New York, I'm going to pretend to be a robber and you guys have to act wisely.
Kameron: okay.
Asia: sure.
Cracker [putting up her badass male voice]: if you want to live, give me all your money!
Kameron [blowing a raspberry]: I'm a drag queen, bold of you to assume I have money.
Asia: bold of you to assume I want to obbey.
Blair [handing Cracker a bag of money]: I know it's not much, and I don't know what kind of trouble you're in, but I hope it helps.
Asia: [stealing Cracker's credit card while she isn't looking]
Adore [hands Bianca a cup of water]: there, for you
Bianca [drinking it]: thanks, what’s this for?
Adore [innocently]: Courm says you get thirsty around me.
Bianca: [chokes on water]
Monét [exhausted]: sisters are supposed to be a shield against life's cruel adversity!
Bob [cheshire cat like smile]: sisters ARE life's cruel adversity!
Crystal [teary eyes]: I'm 100% capable of controlling my emotions.
Jan [resting bitch face]: you cried yesterday for an hour because Gigi smiled at you.
Crystal [crying out loud]: YOU SHOUULD'VE SEEN HER JAN!
Jujubee [putting honey in his tea]: hell yeah! get in that leaf juice... you sexy, sexy, bee sauce
Alexis [Looking from Juju to the tea and back, confused]: …do you take constructive criticism?
Jujubee [overdramatic rage]: I absolutely fucking don't!
Monet [laughing delighted]: is there anything you can’t do?
Nina: gather up my wits and ask you out.
Monet: what?
Nina: what?
Gigi: hey Crystal... do you have a date for Valentines Day?
Crystal: yeah!
Gigi [awkwardly]: oh... I-
Crystal: pretty sure it’s on February 14th
Bianca: Adore texted me 'Your adorable', so I texted her back and said 'no, YOU'RE adorable.'
Courtney: aaaaand?
Bianca: now we're dating; we've been on six dates and all I did was point out a spelling error.
Eureka: I wasn’t done talking
Vixen: I was done listening
I say more dumb things before 9 a.m. than most people say all day.
Adore Delano on... some random day.
Willam [thoughtful]: I think I'm greedy.
Courtney [looking at her]: ...
Willam [turning to look at Courtney]: because I'm never going to share you with someone else.
Courtney [throwing arms to around her neck]: awwww, that's sweet!
Alaska [abruptly]: it's not sweet! it's unfair!
Willam and Courtney [staring at Alaska]: ...
Alaska [pouting]: I want you too!
Cracker [walking into Monet's room]: what the fuck?!
Monet [half covering her body]: you’re going to have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what-the-fuck" kind of stuff.