[thebootydiaries]

me before working out: i dont wanna do this

me while working out: I D O N T W A N N A D O T H I S

me after working out: WOW, i am simply phenomenal. every drop of blood running through my veins is graced with the ichor of the gods, i am an olympic athlete

[hyrude]

retail be like

[theboywhoreadsbooks]

Me, looking back at how many books i used to read: I love that bitch, she was going places.

[juanofmany]

““The strong man is the man who can control himself when he’s angry.””

— My Brother the Devil (via naturaekos)

[boyy-bait]

Life of a Customer Service Rep.

[blvckgeezus]

Lmfao the pause

[guy]

🙄

[6i]

i distance myself from toxic people and hope they grow. never do i wish bad things for them.

[well-welly-well-belly-belle]

I love how baby boomers will talk about child-rearing like “I was beaten and repressed as a kid and turned out fine” and then like fifteen minutes later they’ll be like “A cashier at a clothing store wouldn’t take my expired coupon, this is a PERSONAL AFFRONT and you have to help me get them FIRED.”

Like. Are you sure you turned out fine, though? Cuz like. It seems like maybe you didn’t.

[rupindork-deactivated20130712]

Did Jordin Sparks ever figure out how to breathe with no air

[florals780]

when was the last time u heard anything about jordin sparks. i rest my case

[explicitcherry]

*looks at the moon* well arent you gonna help me bitch

[good-pic]

[mmazikeensmiths-deactivated2019]

when you write a sentence and it rhymes

[sincerely-steeny]

why does the picture make perfect sense

[ampervadasz]

[back-that-sass-up]

it took nine seconds for me to fully process what i was watching and then i started LAUHGHING

[docteryn]

I would be dead

[pussypoptarts]

[violentwavesofemotion-deactivat]

“So you leave all things there alone in loving and unanswered humbleness,”

— Yvan Goll, tr. by Michael Hamburger, from “Journey Into Misery,”

[no-chill-at-all]

[lizclimo]

look for the helpers