𝓹𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮 𝓪𝓻𝓽𝓲𝓮

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Elle: 🥺 Thank you! It is tough!!! He deserves it so bad! I’M SO SMAD I DON’T KNOW WHAT I WANT TO DO!! 😡 IS THERE A WAY TO DO BOTH??

Artie: I know he does. He deserves lots of bad things for making you feel bad, but you're being the bigger person and it's very attractive of you. I haven't been able to find a way to both release anger and calm it down at the same time but as soon as I figure it out, I'll let you know. In the meantime, maybe we could cuddle while you angrily rant about whatever you'd like? Physical touch can be relaxing. Or at least, it'd make you feel not alone.

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Elle: I know right! I told him to fuck off and haven't responded past that! I don't know! I'm so like BIG BIG smad! I just wanna go drive to Cinderellasburg and punch him in his big dumb face!

Artie: I'm proud of you for ending a conversation that wasn't being kind to you! And I'm proud of you for NOT going to go punch his face no matter how much you want to, I know that must be tough. Do you want to do something to get that angry energy out, or would you rather do something that kind of tries to calm the anger down?

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Elle: 💙💛 He’s being the WORST! He was bugging me about these dumb looking pictures of him and Anne and it turned into him saying stuff like the reason I proposed and you didn’t was because you’re not sure about me yet, and how I deserve to not be the one constantly chasing you because you’re not obsessed enough with me, and I should be important enough to you for you to be braver and how me trying to behave more for the camelot stuff means i’m not being myself AND HE KEEPS SAYING I’M HURTING OUR DAD’S FEELINGS BY NOT WANTING HIM TO GIVE HIS BLESSING EVEN THOUGH WE ALLLLL KNOW I THINK THATS A STUPID THING TO WANT ANYWAY! And I know he’s WRONG and just saying that stuff because he’s Chad and the worst but it’s still hurting my feelings kind of??????????????

Artie: 💛💙 That is a lot to unpack... I'm sure you know that nothing he's saying is true, but I also know that just because something's not true doesn't mean it doesn't feel bad, and I'm sorry you have to deal with that. Maybe a good solution for right now would be to stop messaging him? Is there anything we can do to raise your spirits some?

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Elle: Oh! Okay smart! I love that! Because my brother's a dickhead!!!

Artie: I'm glad you like it, because it's true! What's he doing this time? Are you okay?

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Elle: Would you ever call yourself like OBSESSED with me?

Artie: What? No, I wouldn't use that word! Obsession is unhealthy and all-consuming and toxic, and my love for you is good and pure and safe. Why?

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Elle: Because I want you to stop being worried and think about something fun!

Artie: That's very sweet of you, honey, but I'm going to worry regardless of whatever else I'm thinking.

Artie: I suppose at least the place must smell nice?

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Elle: You should not be figuring out how to help me when I'm FINE! Be horny! That's more useful!

Artie: How is being horny helpful?

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Elle: Think about how good my head is, DUH!

Artie: But then I'll just be aroused when I should be figuring out how to help you!

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Elle: Damn right my head is so good 😉🍆💦 But I'm okay perfectly fine in the mess, don't worry about it!

Artie: What am I supposed to do aside from worry?

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Elle: I don’t like doctors like that! And I’m sure the camelot doctors aren’t sucky but I’m FINE for real so I don’t want one to just come over and look at my head and be all up in my face just to tell me something I already know!!!!!!!!!!

Artie: I understand but I worry about you! And your beautiful head, your head is so good!

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Elle: hdhdjsj of course you think that! But it’s not I promise!! Also no, thank you!

Artie: Why not? The doctors in Camelot aren't as bad as you'd think. I could actually send one right to our place if that would be easier.

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Elle: Okay but like it doesn't hurt and it's not like filling the room like a scary murder trap. So not REALLY! Oh I don't think I hit it that hard so it's fine!

Artie: Anything that is the way it shouldn't be is kind of an emergency, I think. And if you hit your head at ALL, we should probably go to a doctor.

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Elle: It’s not an emergency! Why? 👀

Artie: It kind of is! Soap isn't supposed to be EVERYWHERE! And because, hitting your head can cause long term damage!

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Elle: But why would it be AUTHORITIES that need to be called!? I haven't either but that seems a bit overkilly doesn't it? I've slipped a bunch of times but it's okay! Pretending to ice skate in it makes it easier to get around!

Artie: Again, I don't know! It's my response to a lot of emergencies! That's very cute of you to pretend to be ice skating but please tell me you haven't hit your head.

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Elle: There's not a dead body in the bubbles! Why would we need the AUTHORITIES? IDK if I need help yet tho! I'm figuring it out! My mom says soap bubbles are nice!

Artie: I don't know! I'm not sure what one is supposed to do because I've never made a mistake like that! You're okay though, right? You haven't slipped yet? Be careful!

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Elle: 🙂 I made mistakes 🙂

Artie: I'm sure!

Artie: Do you need help? Should we call a cleaning service? Or the authorities?

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Elle: You know how in movies when people try to wash things but like they’re elf or just dumb and soap gets all over everywhere and those scenes are super annoying because you know that doesn’t happen irl probably. FUN FACT! IT’S NOT A CINEMASIN! IT’S REAL!

Artie: I'm familiar with the scenes in movies but what did you do to the cottage?!